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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1111 in idea barrages
1.) They’re the hipster Transformers, the Deconstructicons. They’re… pretty terrible. 2.) How many fantasy teams will be called Brutal Rebels of the Hellscape? 3.) It’s impossible for the Dumb &a...
once there was concept then there was thought when thought gave way to idea but idea quickly split off into the twins need and want that’s when all hell broke loose when the interaction ...
lying in the bathtub elbows to the walls I could push forever I could push the walls forever nothing could ever happen I’m not strong enough at best if I went mad or worst I suppose and ...
eight miles high in poetry
you’re falling you’re falling now you can’t shake the feeling of the wind in your eyes you’re falling there’s a silver line almost invisibly fine trailing out your heart th...
1110 in idea barrages
1.) I ran my entire emotional gamut from self-pity to mocking my own self-pity to screaming. 2.) “I haven’t even done it yet,” she said, “and I’m already pregretting it.” 3.) Watch who you say “s...
#FilmsWithOneLetterMissing in idea barrages
1.) A Cockwork Orange #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 2.) The Empire Trikes Back #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 3.) Eternal Sunshine Of The Potless Mind #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 4.) Full Meta Jacket #Fi...
119 in idea barrages
1.) It’s amazing that a high-profile show could be doomed from the start simply by how awful the title was but… SELFIE managed it. 2.) Have we already done Avengers 2/The Amazing Spader-Man jokes...
again & again in poetry
I’m trying to be a skeptic without becoming cynical I’m trying to stay hip to things without becoming hypocritical I’m trying to find a rhythm to my life without j...
117 in idea barrages
1.) Thought of the night: if I have any unsettled wrongs I’ve committed, please clue me in, I’m trying to clear my karmic decks, so to speak. 2.) The least terrible Billy Joel song is “This Is ...
baby I have realistic expectations in poetry
I like big butts but honestly a beggar not a chooser be when a girl’s not annoyed by a man who’s not employed I get my hopes up that being funny is enough to ...
115 in idea barrages
1.) I know feeding religious fanatics to the lions is way out of style but don’t the Duggars make you feel just a little bit nostalgic for it? 2.) Marvel hits the bottom of the barrel with Cant-M...
to the tune of UNBELIEVABLE in song parodies
they reject my applications for even making fries I’m sending all my resumes out and get only stock replies I wonder if it’s my long hairstyle or my huge employm...
there’s something to be said for putting your life out in bags there’s something to be said for stacking wood there’s something to be said for forgiveness over permission there’s something to be ...
new text document part two in poetry
those stars are just as far away as the things you’re not forgetting and though the distance is immense the sight is unrelenting it took that light ten million years to reach your riverbed alm...
to the tune of NIGHT MOVES in song parodies
I was a little too fat couldn’t fit in plate mail too clumsy for a mace on a flail it was like a LARP in front of tourists’ eyes and it all was enhanced by...
to the tune of JOLENE in song parodies
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El I’m begging you put Kal-El in the ship Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El Krypton’s gonna explode pretty quick we all are doomed by Brainiac or maybe by...
new text document in poetry
go stare up at the stars don’t you feel like they’re receding? scary how few there are they’re not infinite just repeating there’s maybe just fifty-three then they cut a...
113 in idea barrages
1.) Ten years ago, VANILLA ICE GOES AMISH would have only been a lazy absurd joke on a bad sketch comedy show, MADTV or whatever. Irony has turned in a circle and is gorging itself to death on it...
to the tune of SABOTAGE in song parodies
yeeeeeeeees Virginia, he’ll come this winter he’ll make you all believe, this Christmas Eve he’ll stuff your stocking with some craft beer but the man sees all, you should live in fe...
october capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) Most of my celebrity crushes are either comediennes or cooking show hosts. I think this clearly delineates my life priorities. 2.) The one tool we have against shadowy wealth pulling the stri...
to the tune of SUGAR MOUNTAIN in song parodies
oh to live on cougar mountain leopard-print pants and over-tanned boobs they like ‘em twenty on cougar mountain I’m too old for them but maybe not you but hey maybe not you ...
to the tune of BLISTER IN THE SUN in song parodies
up at the North Pole on Christmas Eve… reindeer are so stressed out one of the team, sick of the scene, whips a pistol out everyone run… don’t you know Blitzen’s got a gun everyone run… Santa i...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) Carfax thinks a good strategy is an ad mascot to which the only sane reaction is “KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!” Noted. 2.) “That which rocks the hardest tends to rock the loudest” is the princ...
postcards from the middle in poetry
when in a Wal-Mart hellscape you see all the terrible people and you judge them all for their choices and guffaw and feel so goddamned superior realize in that moment even if it’s for a...
homecookin' in poetry
go home with the girl at Little Caesar’s then at least you’ll have pizza she’s not a supermodel or that great at conversation but there would be pizza that’s more than some people get...
