to the tune of UNBELIEVABLE in song parodies

they reject my applications
for even making fries
I’m sending all my resumes out
and get only stock replies

I wonder if it’s my long hairstyle
or my huge employment gap
or that I go out in cafes
and toss in your laps… these joke raps

the things I say my facebook posts give me away
the things I say UGHN I’m unemployable, oh!

people they send me job listings
they’re just trying to be nice
but the position was always
filled today, they say
I probably just should stop
rejection is no fun
when you’re older you will know
after time I realized
what my film degree would get me

the things I say my facebook posts give me away
the things I say UGHN I’m unemployable, oh!

the great recession… leads to
deep depression
and judgmental relatives
look, I can’t install a shelf
I can write and drive
not much else that I can do
they all either want someone new
or a masters to join the construction crew
brace yourself, it’s just getting worse
economy’s about to burst

they reject my applications
for even making fries
you’re always asking what it’s all about
I don’t know who I’ve been cursed by
I still send out, yeah, I still try
but who am I trying to fool
and so to cope and not just cry
I talk about it, in public

the things I say my facebook posts give me away
the things I say UGHN I’m unemployable
oh! I’m so unemployable! oh! I’m unemployable!