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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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102 in idea barrages
1.) “Flattery” suggests that I’m a liar. I don’t lie. I merely time my truths well. 2.) You know that TLC would take a pitch for a reality show about a bearded lady. YOU KNOW THIS. 3.) Why do bon...
september capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) It’s POSSIBLE there’s something more soul-numbingly depressing than the trailers for the DUMB AND DUMBER sequel. But I doubt it. 2.) The coal company announced that it was pleased they’d esca...
928 in idea barrages
1.) They’re werepeople, they become naked accountants by the light of the full moon and hate it desperately. 2.) Whenever I hear “PS2” “PS3” etc, I first imagine how NYC people call all their sch...
response two in poetry
more lou reed than dylan thomas in the balance of my feeling let’s not mourn the death of light let’s set the twilight reeling let us crowd out the emptiness with jubilation let’s obliterate o...
burning bright in poetry
if I must fail I will fail not through lies or through playing the games rather I’ll fail through aiming too high if either way we’ll all eventually die I’d rather go the Icarus Route...
communicating in mist in poetry
you think it’s funny now when we watch an old sitcom and all the mistimings and misunderstandings would be fixed in a second if the characters all had cell phones? holy cats how stupid will ou...
lovers' promises in poetry
we thought it wet cement the firmament when we bent down to it with stubby fingers etched our fates and names but we realized the ground beneath us was actuall...
egg on your face in poetry
feeling bad doesn’t help anything move forward feeling bad doesn’t accomplish anything feeling bad spends more energy than trying again would it’s like that old myth about eating hard-boiled eggs...
925 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the whole pitch for this FOREVER series that’s gonna bomb was a guy saying “House-lander” then leaving the room. 2.) If only it were a well-known song, a parody of King Crimson’s ...
922 in idea barrages
1.) Thor and Sif honeymooned on a lovely island off the coast of Michigan, a textbook case of Deus Ex Mackinac. 2.) Remember that if William Shakespeare had a Twitter, it’d be about 50% sex puns ...
919 in idea barrages
1.) I want a remake of that coffee ad about that cafe in Paris where at the end they flash back & the waiter is Patrick Stewart. 2.) …sweet treat Abba-Zabba… candy, you’re my only friend… swe...
frost variations in poetry
two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood until I decided to clone myself and we totally high-fived and at the end of walking both th...
917 in idea barrages
1.) It is not unpatriotic to admit those desert camouflage baseball jerseys look like someone threw up all over them. 2.) For the first time in my life, instead of berating her with my failures a...
that blue stuff in poetry
diphenhydramine little blue beans fifty milligrams a scene diphenhydramine diphenhydramine small azure jewels sleep-causing tools one might be enough for a person like you or at the most two bu...
some kind of a monster barrage in idea barrages
1.) Refurbishing Big Ben is a painstakingly delicate task but they’re working around the clock. 2.) It was the kind of day where simple air conditioning would not do. Air re-education was in orde...
when you get away from the constant criticism the relentless pressing sense of judgement the negativity the crushing force of being treated like a failure for a little while it is like coming up ...
913 in idea barrages
1.) Donate your unwanted phonebooks to an unfortunate weightlifter who cannot afford phonebooks of his own to tear in half. 2.) It sometimes seems as though the cat and the dog regard each other ...
911 in idea barrages
1.) How many stupid pay-to-win games do I have to block on facebook before they give me a plaque? 2.) As the sun expands to the point where Earth’s burnt to a crisp the last of us will receive a ...
start me up in poetry
I forgot what it was like to have a reason to wake up before two in the afternoon but I am starting to remember I forgot what it was like to have a motivating force other than g...
99 in idea barrages
1.) Much as I hate unearned Pollyanna optimism I’m a huge fan of earned world-weary “we have been there, we can do that” positivity. 2.) I’m no religious type but I’d like to point out how JC fli...
what have we learned charlie brown in poetry
You gotta make your peace before you go to pieces. If not for them then your own damn sake. You cannot infinitely indefinitely carry that weight. Something will break. And you are somethi...
98 in idea barrages
1.) The greatest name for a band ever would be “Tijuana Bible Study”. 2.) The Tea Party’s trying to ban ballet because it heard the word “Arabesque”. 3.) Comedy is the art of focused self-humilia...
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in idea barrages
1.) A hundred year old man beats up Native Americans for the right to have sex with a teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2.) A lady decides that sex with Paul Simon is slightly preferable to ...
this is my inside voice in poetry
this is my inside voice this IS my inside voice! this is all I have this is what The Great Magnet gave me this is what I have to work with this IS my inside voice oh God, you should ...
96 in idea barrages
1.) If “House Hunters” were about actually stalking, hunting and killing buildings, I would probably actually watch it. 2.) Next you know, the Tea Party will try and ban imported washing machines...
