to the tune of SABOTAGE in song parodies

yeeeeeeeees Virginia, he’ll come this winter
he’ll make you all believe, this Christmas Eve
he’ll stuff your stocking with some craft beer
but the man sees all, you should live in fear
so while you sit and say he can’t be
I’ve got these presents under my tree
oh my God, it’s not the Fonz
I’m tellin’ y’all it’s Santa Claus

so listen up cuz you know he hears you
he keeps a list of each thing that you do
down your chimney then he’s gone
I’ll tell you now I hear deer on the lawn

so if you’re bad, you might not get
your Boba Fett with the twin rocket jets
and no, I can’t explain, I’m at a loss
but I’m telling you right now it’s Santa Claus

get your picture down at the mall
listen alla y’all it’s the Santa Claus (X4)

yeeeeeeeees Virginia, he’ll come this winter
he’ll make you all believe, this Christmas Eve
but I can’t look at him when he’s in your place
because you’d be amazed by rosy cheeks on his face
while NORAD tracks him on the Weather Channel
I’m leaving cookies and lighting a candle
who could it be, he winks with a pause
he’s coming while you sleep, it’s Santa Claus

listen alla y’all it’s the Santa Claus (X4)

Last updated November 01, 2014