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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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don’t hit on the cute girl in the Salvation Army just seriously, man, get it together don’t hit on the cute girl in the Salvation Army I know it seemed like a good idea at the time but ...
to the tune of STACY'S MOM in song parodies
Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all (X4) Jason never was very good at school most likely to drown out in the pool she should have never let him go to camp but she’s gonna cancel us...
rough water in poetry
I missed the boat, yes the Lusitania I missed the boat, sure the Titanic, the Maine I missed the boat, okay a thousand damned times but the one I finally take will be one that does...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) Before taking into consideration the judgments of others, double-check if they are completely crazy first. 2.) I sum up my life trajectory thus: the process of shouting “THEATRE!” in a crowde...
o exiles driven back into the cluttered murky warrens of your half-assembled dreams take heart we all feel like this all of the time some just think there profit in pretending it not so ...
1027 in idea barrages
1.) Wendy didn’t like putting labels on love, she preferred simply “pansexual”. 2.) Apparently if you want to pretend your boner pill ad is classy, you get a lady with a British accent. Noted. 3....
1026 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes you go inside your own head and just wanna know that there’s people who think you’re their “what if” too. 2.) You look at the plurality of internet culture & wonder how ANYONE c...
1025 in idea barrages
1.) Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition slowly mutating into the glorious new. 2.) Can we just do away with the idea of college football ...
1023 in idea barrages
1.) Caffeinated beef jerky is the gateway drug to PCPeanuts. 2.) Real talk: the problem with losing weight is the return of one’s libido but having nothing to do with it. 3.) A youtube-themed sup...
buttermilk in poetry
there are lights over buttermilk falls at the outskirts of the city in which I live there are lights you can see on the clear nights around about three in the morning over buttermilk falls and ...
1022 in idea barrages
1.) So just shake your pelvis/like your mama named you Elvis. 2.) Swinging on a rope through Gotham City behind Batman is a real Dick move. 3.) I like to believe that “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You...
I'm Not Batman in poetry
look let’s get real here I’m not Batman despite the rumours you may have heard on the gawkers and the tee-emm-zees and all the youtube vlogs about me I’m not Batman I’m sorry but I’m just not I...
1021 in idea barrages
1.) The hardest regrets are the take-backs you could still take-back except it’d blow the whole game if you failed. Those linger. 2.) Art schools don’t hold proms. They hold smock hops. 3.) The p...
1019 in idea barrages
1.) To reiterate, you have no proof that I am Batman. I was even in the room with Batman, that day Batman was an old man with a British accent. 2.) I was also in the same room as Batman that time...
1018 in idea barrages
1.) I hope there’s a Lovecraft Elder God named Y’ghatsi but pronounced “Yahtzee”. 2.) Is an unreliable narrator a narr-do-well? 3.) A parody of “Night Moves” about a ren faire guy working on his ...
after after the gold rush in poetry
philip k dick in a moment of weakness believed himself john the baptist superman met the flash and in a moment of doubt saw that he was not the fastest as I toss and turn I hope for a woman w...
jetpack blues in poetry
everything you grew up with felt like things that always were and always will be we have video phones now it’s called Skype it’s weird we got video phones exactly but because it’s just an int...
I Don't Want To Sign Up For Ello in poetry
I don’t wanna join another social network I’m still in mourning for ICQ I still see myspace in my nightmares friendster is still at the back of my consciousness I just figured out how facebook wo...
1015 in idea barrages
1.) If you need to know LA, ask Zevon. If you need to know NY, ask Lou Reed. Ask Neil Young about anything in-between. 2.) Everything you grew up with felt like things that always were and always...
1010 in idea barrages
1.) Any sale on DVDs of The Hobbit should be legally required to be displayed with a “Bilbo Bargains!” sign. 2.) If you attempt to go viral with a video of your child Crazy Gluing their hat to a ...
109 in idea barrages
1.) When there’s a sale announced at the local BDSM dungeon, it’s important to find out if restrictions apply. 2.) Pizza crust is the best choice for coffee dipping. Life has taught me these thin...
if you focus on the bad parts of your past if you hang onto your resentments jealously you’re going to end up hating everything your entire life even the good parts maybe especial...
107 in idea barrages
1.) If you focus on the bad parts of your past and hang onto resentments, you’re gonna end up hating everything in your entire life. Joy is additive. Combines. Sadness, rage, fear, these are mult...
104 in idea barrages
1.) She tried to sell the crowd on the merits of walking on poles but the speech was stilted. 2.) Every time I see the Mounties referred to as the RCMP, I briefly think they’re talking about the ...
felix and ollie in poetry
the dog and the cat each regards the other as if he was a tiny fuzzy malformed human who just happens to be the lowest on the totem pole of my family’s pack the cat regards the dog as some st...
