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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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something is lost in poetry
she used to be able to get by on her looks but not anymore and she’s still getting used to it he’ll always get by on his family’s money he won’t use those words but his acceptance is far...
but where is the praise for our unarmed forces our women and our men out in the streets fighting for justice non-violently without weapons arrest records as their only medals bruise...
I wanna go to a football game hold up a Matthew 6:1-5 sign the Bible verse about how people shouldn’t be pushy with their sky monsters I mean, it doesn’t say “sky monsters” but I’m not...
l.a. based barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your new band will be called Deconstructed Flirtation. You don’t have to thank me, just cut me in on the merchandise. 2.) She used to be able to get by on her looks, he’ll always get by on hi...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) Having an abscess lanced & painfully packed with gauze that has a little bit hanging out gives me more insight into menstruation, I suppose. 2.) Gallagher’s lucky I gotta go help my bro w...
1214 in idea barrages
1.) Tire company lobbyists engage in radial politics. 2.) Just had an abscess the size of a kumquat lanced on my lower back. I FEEL SO ATTRACTIVE RIGHT NOW. Oh and “I can’t get this needle into y...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) The fact that the Flintstones have Christmas just seals it that they’re living in the rubble of the Jetsons robot uprising. 2.) Do not be jealous of my awesome hair. Just be thankful that it ...
barrage scraps in idea barrages
1.) Saw a “bereavement counseling” service on the news that was obviously just a front for religious recruitment. How crass and exploitative. 2.) In essence I’m pretty awesome at some stuff but t...
We kill present joy through needless overpreparation We kill future joy through needless devotion to arbitrary self-definition We kill past joy through needless roiling boiling endless in...
ready or not in poetry
if we say such weird things on the twitter that we’re only employable as gigolos or in the arts maybe God’s hand will be forced and will provide us with such jobs it’s so hard to even fin...
the former in the dell in poetry
the damn thing will hold power now but it will not charge and every time the connection drops a little bit more strength drains away this is both literal as well as a metaphor this is my life ...
time and tide in poetry
telling someone that they are terrible will never motivate them to be better people don’t work like that sane people don’t, anyway or even just half-crazy people like us you think us standi...
a matter of time in poetry
my memories are filled with songs and movies I’m astonished that my mind hasn’t been hit with a copyright take-down lawsuit yet I’m surprised that some senator in bed with telev...
the snow cuts in all ways making scrambled eggs of highways covering up the old things that they may lie in wait for a while but only for a little while we will be reborn but i...
1210 in idea barrages
1.) Denying Herbie his coffee break definitely broke labour laws, dentistry desires or not. (I’d livetweet the hell out of Rudolph if it wouldn’t be tedious for you all. As a big snowbeast with u...
129 in idea barrages
1.) So he sat & he wrote “Allentown”/in a mansion on Long Island Sound/& he must’ve felt a fraud that daa-aaa-aaa-aay-aay 2.) Don’t call it “seasonal employment”. They prefer “Emmanuel la...
1282 in idea barrages
1.) The best internet wrestling writer every year should receive the title “Smark Twain” and get to wear a crown or something. 2.) Oh hey, weird nightmares about time travel paradoxes trying to r...
desbarragos under the eaves in idea barrages
1.) Trelane The Squire of Gothos hella singing along to Neil Young, “Old Man Take A Look At My Life, I’m A Lot Like Q”. 2.) A more direct version of Santa Baby where she straight up offers sex fo...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Alternately, you could call America’s top fitness model “Mary. Queen of Squats” too, if that was your thing. 2.) “They say Megablocks got the Lord Of The Rings license.” “Oh really, what’s th...
126 in idea barrages
1.) I knew he was a folkie podiatrist because of the bumper sticker that read “this machine kills plantar fasciitis”. 2.) And caller ten wins the grand prize, you DON’T have to go see Billy Joel ...
125 in idea barrages
1.) Being a cop shouldn’t put you above the law. It does but it shouldn’t. 2.) Power doesn’t deserve respect. It must be questioned in the form of an answer. 3.) Slavery is the American original ...
small favours in poetry
modesty’s for rich folk they can afford it the rest of us must revel in what we’ve got if confidence our only luxury let’s get drunk drain the bottle before the sun-up
talking myself out of it in poetry
cute girl with a mohawk in the cafe and I don’t know maybe she’s gay but I guess that’s okay because it’s possible she’s jailbait too and I don’t need trouble I don’t need more trouble than I alr...
jefferson hill in poetry
stray cats on the side-streets don’t gotta worry about me because I’ve got nowhere to be worth a single cat life’s cost while I’ve heard the people say that all who wander are not lost the truth ...
123 in idea barrages
1.) If killing external keyboards for a laptop was the same as killing a person, I would be history’s greatest monster. 2.) You don’t learn much of anything by knowing how they treat their kings....
