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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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#stonersports in idea barrages
1.) Going for the Two-Joint Conversion 2.) Calling the Infield-High Rule 3.) Bringing in The Nickel Package 4.) Dank Aaron 5.) Laying down a sacrifice blunt 6.) Ping-Bong 7.) Fooling them with...
122 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve gotten to be so many different people in so many places that it’s almost unfair to ask to begin again. But here I am, asking anyway. 2.) It’s not just gold prospecting to Dan… it’s meaty...
121 in idea barrages
1.) At least Goofus was honest about who he was. Gallant was clearly some kind of serial killer, doing it all as cover. 2.) Alternating bemusement & revulsion toward the portrayal of beatniks...
november capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) A “Desperado” parody about some suburban jackass with no need for a truck driving a Silverado? 2.) Iron Chef never needed to be an hour long, it was always mostly just people stalling for thy...
1129 in idea barrages
1.) I ain’t a Wesley, I just Crusher a lot. 2.) Has there been a prison love story called ROMEO & JOLIET yet? 3.) TV news, propped up by retail ads, created Black Friday as a cultural idea to...
barrage friday in idea barrages
1.) To opendiary friends on prosebox, I am sorry I’m a crappy noter on that platform. I dunno, it’s a very different format, I’ll try to get better. I am reading, though! 2.) I’m astonished Denny...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) The better question is if gingersnaps have souls. Because if they do, I am history’s greatest monster. 2.) Times like these, man, I just want a car and a clever woman by my side, I could do a...
cable news in poetry
fear fear fear be afraid be afraid fear fear fear be afraid don’t marvel at the future or the past that we have made fear fear fear be afraid your breath is rank your pits are stank every...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) The epitaph on western civilization’s grave: “rich people are ruining everything (please make me one of them)” 2.) When the frat’s plane crashed in the desert. the survivors were left to wand...
to the tune of HEAD LIKE A HOLE in song parodies
(just wanted to note, this was at the request of proseboxer convoyeur… hi, Rose!) goddammit I’ve lost feeling in my hands goddammit in Florida they can’t understand goddammit what the hell, t...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) Work when there’s work to be done but don’t work just to work, you’ve nothing to prove to anyone. We are here to fart around and dream. 2.) Sallie Mae only calls when she wants money, she tot...
hold on for tomorrow in poetry
embrace blessed uncertainty enjoy incredulity may love be your sword may doubt be your shield because the reign of fate faith and darkness has been repealed the con game called destiny has been...
love poem 140 in poetry
if your rocket burns out swallow the sky if your boat springs a leak drink the sea but if it ever gets boring leave your fella and find me
1118 in idea barrages
1.) Nothing’s better for curing meat than penicillin, if you think about it. 2.) If you’re gonna put Skeletor in a car commercial, you render all other car commercials disappointing forever. 3.) ...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) The weirdest idea I’ve ever had for a sitcom was titled HANGIN’ WITH JAMES FENIMORE COOPER. 2.) Dear gas station ad, you can’t call your gas “a full tank of freedom” unless you give it away. ...
the flower of gower gulch in poetry
we cannot walk on water and so westward we wade into the orangade ocean just as into cornfields jamesearljones did fade as such was our pilgrammage to the most fictional place on earth ...
1115 in idea barrages
1.) Her time at the chiropractor was a real disc appointment. 2.) Science fiction pro-tip: when we write about time travel, we’re writing about romantic regrets we want to take back. 3.) It’s abo...
an owl in daylight in poetry
Pallas Athena wisdom and defense talons cut her shoulder bleed down her gleaming breast steel eyes lost in thought set in marble flesh if only I could know her not as on museum stand as ...
1114 in idea barrages
1.) Fido hates being labeled as a “cocaine addict”. He prefers “drug sniffing dog”. 2.) The greatest product placement ever would have been “No Old Country Buffet For Old Men” and they blew it. T...
holy night in poetry
the inflatable Santas are out on the porch-fronts of Route Five-South the Christmas cock-measuring contest has begun the begin they’re hanging up icicle lights they’re blaring out with Silent Nig...
1113 in idea barrages
1.) Scientology’s Hollywood presence makes me wonder how BATTLEFIELD EARTH never got a television adaptation as MY NAME IS TERL. 2.) It feels like the popularity of the recent Battlestar Galactic...
circuit-rider in poetry
hands hands on hands on the wheel now don’t let go the gauge is unreliable the desire is undeniable I’m on an eighth of a tank maybe less I don’t know running just above e...
1112 in idea barrages
1.) If you were hideously deformed, you could mingle about the world by going to comic-cons claiming to cosplay something “really obscure”. 2.) I haven’t seen a Dalek-shaped bong yet. I’m honestl...
put an H on your chest in poetry
we’re all shape-shifters, really we just happen to go very very slow we all time travel, you know except only forward and somehow even slower we are all superheroes inactively fractionally...
nothing makes you feel more like you’re living in a movie than the store you just walked into having the same radio station on that you had in the car that few second gap then jum...
