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“And get this–1% Mali! So I think that means one of my ancestors must have been… A slave! It’s just so… wow!” –A White Person Wow that’s great would you please tweet #blacklivesmatter now “I ju...

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I dunno about you But I’m feeling ninety-two Everything will be all right if I die in the next few weeks *I have made this joke before

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https://www.doesthedogdie.com/1781769

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lol vladimir putin has a new name and it is vronsky that is all only he and adam levine have these names and I have no one to code name them with. see this? This is idiocy

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first of all how dare you Family medicine and Pediatrics ring: two hospital/ER cases. Like, why are these people in the hospital? If I’m family medicine, this isn’t Riverside, let me just do o...

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Food Survey 1. How do you feel about golden oreos? i do not like oreos 2. What is your favorite dessert topping? sprinkles? ice cream? is ice cream a topping? 3. What is your favori...

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you know what, fuck “Sofia the First”

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Professionalism. Professionalism. Me: Oh goodness were you 1 hr late submitting some bullshit open-book quiz because you were too busy learning and helping patients in clinic that you forgot abo...

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my dad is a misogynistic transphobic you know all of the buzz words he’s the worst my sister’s ex?boyfriend was doing some creepy stuff, apparently he even put his hands on her. Anyway she lives...

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I’m sleeping horribly again. Like, some night’s it’s 4-hrs. And I can hardly keep my eyes open the next day. I’ll be trying to pre-round, and I’ll write down ins-and-outs and test results that ...

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panic attack my panic attacks mostly have GI symptoms like, my stomach immediately knots up and I have to go to the bathroom Doesn’t matter if I’ve recently eaten or not. That combined with the h...

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Sunrise or sunset? Sunset Are you mentally ill? Hah. yeah. Are you physically ill? nothing too acute What is the most expensive thing you have bought? probably a computer. Nope. a plane ...

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I had to get more loan money to be able to live. Since school is year round in 3rd and 4th year, the old loan stretches to cover school but nothing else. And the direct deposit just hit so I hav...

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A few times this week I’ve had this thought: “please don’t be black” Oh, okay, 2 year old with a subdural hemorrhage whose mother is on all of the drugs and we suspect NAT? Please don’t be black...

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This is probably not supposed to be your excuse for a passive death wish

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OH MY GOD WHEN I DREAMED ABOUT THIS MOMENT MY DREAM NUMBER WAS 243. and then I was like, okay just pass. 24FUCKING5 245! 245! 245! AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE, WHAT I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW IS FAMILY...

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1) Do you like your first name? Yeah it’s okay, but then in high school one of the kids kept calling me Shelby Woo, like I mean that show hadn’t been on for probably 10 years… 2) Have you ever b...

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in the middle of may haha it’s like i’m in Japan or something Really, they start and end school in Spring but I forget if they go during the summer. OR when they actually start. And end. Or re...

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Before I learned to drive, I didn’t want to drive at all. I didn’t want to go anywhere, or pay for gas or anything. But after the accident, my car was totaled… And I haven’t had a car for a few ...

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I haven’t had a panic attack since my mom died. And before that it was in high school. And I am on my fourth one in a week. Second one today. So looks like this is happening again. And this ti...

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I missed a patient panel today, and I was worried I was going to have another demerit! Three strikes and you’re out! That would be my second. However, I talked to the grades guy, and he said it...

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Do you think that adoption agencies and/or sperm donation facilities will let single women in no problem? Will it be more lax in 10 years? I have been thinking about that a lot today, and trying ...

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Aughhh This is stupid AF I can’t let this ruin Step 1 for me. I need to rectify my sleeping schedule so that I can rectify my being awake time. Ever since the new year (since I came back from win...

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I wish that my cousin, sister, and aunt would take me out of the group text.

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If you could… Travel anywhere, where would it be?: Japan, I want to go there again. Meet anyone, who would it be?: A boy who was interested in me romantically (hahaha) Bring anyone dead back to...

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