Serious question that I need an answer to in about 10 years in Procrastination Journal

Do you think that adoption agencies and/or sperm donation facilities will let single women in no problem?

Will it be more lax in 10 years?

I have been thinking about that a lot today, and trying to do research, but it’s too much shit to go through.

I am not asking for myself, I’m asking for a friend. And that friend is myself in 10 years. And she is not a friend.

This is to say… if I am not dead in ten years.

You know, I say stuff like “I want to get married and have a family” wouldn’t that be nice. Then I also say “I want to die as soon as possible.”

So I am a horrible person.

Either way, if any of them happen, Sasha, please tell my family to bury me near my pet unicorn, and my pet flying pig, because I probably have more chance of having one of those.

I think that Tallulah is a good name for a pig, flying or land-locked.
But a unicorn will probably need a more dignified name, like Lord/Lady, Duke/Duchess of something. Earl/— what is the feminine form of Earl?
Earless?
Earline? Ernestine? No. It’s probably just Lady.

Marquis/Marchess? I don’t know anything. I need to catch up on these lectures from not even last week, but the week before!