Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Orchiopexy in The Napkin.
Orchiopexy (or orchidopexy) is a surgery to move an undescended (cryptorchid) testicle into the scrotum and permanently fix it there. Orchiopexy typically also describes the surgery used to resol...
Car-Talk. in The Napkin.
Okay, I’ll keep posting. This isn’t classified, just something I haven’t written out. There’s a girl in high school I was friends with. Sanaz. Senior Year, we spent a LOT of time talking in he...
I Am A Survivor of Circumcision. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wrote this a long time ago. Upon rereading, I nodded along, agreeing with myself. This is one of my finest works. Articulate anger. I was already writing about circumcision. I was already ...
Jersey Strong. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
For one brief moment, let us have this. We did it and survived 2020. It’s not truly over, but allow all of us to have this. Hey, 2020, you SUCK. Stay Jersey Strong.
<3 in The Napkin.
“I love you” doesn’t mean “I’ll be with you forever.” It means “You’re in my heart, forever.”
The Elevator Sequence. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I know, I keep writing too much. Forgive me. I was once in an elevator with Anson Mount. It was on the recent Star Trek Cruise. He plays Captain Pike on Star Trek: Discovery. See season 2. H...
On Fluffy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m not sure if I’ve shared this anecdote. Fluffy is a down comforter Candi and I got around when we bought a bed. My dad didn’t think a full-size bed would fit in my room, which only motivated...
Genderlazy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I coined this term many many years ago to describe myself. As I just don’t care what you call me. Call me a girl, call me a boy, just don’t call me late for dinner. See, being male, I never und...
Daria Morgendorffer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The lyrics have aged slightly. In the wake of George Floyd, the phrase “you’re standing on my neck” clearly has a new meaning. But I feel the phrase is still metaphorical, not literal. (Thoug...
Southpaw. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Actually, I’m right-handed, so this is what threw me off. I was shadow-boxing in the mirror and I’m not surprised my weight went on my left leg. See, I broke my right tibia back in the third gra...
Tea and Consent. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Saw this years ago. For anyone who hasn’t seen it yet.
On Tickling. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Was reflecting on the origin of my love of Star Trek. Which I already know. Duh, it was me watching it with my mom on a black and white TV. Saying iconically, “This is just a bunch of people t...
Lolo. in The Napkin.
So I went to sit down in front of Tina (my laptop) to find Mr. Boi sitting in my chair. Such a good cat. Reminded me that there are good boys out there.
On Handjobs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
If you know anything about me, I use humor to diffuse tension, whether internal or external. I’m aware I’m over-the-top. But really, this preface is to shield eyes that may not want to read thi...
On Tina. in The Napkin.
Ruby Red has been a USS Stargazer of a workhorse. I got used to her slow pace. And I respect that. Ruby was doing the best she could, and never crashed. Enter Tina. I bought her slightly blind...
We need a hero. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I finished The Mandalorian yesterday. I’ve decided this is the perfect ending to 2020. After all the hell we have been through, it built to this. Biden aside. We need a hero. I’m a Trekkie. I...
I Love Lucy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I have a belief that if you spend enough money on something, you get to name it. This is why moms get to name their kids. Eh, screw the elaborate backstory. My first personal rig was...
Or -2.8C. in The Napkin.
27F? Perfect weather to get the mail. Gosh, I love wearing mah beanie. Only thing missing are some good fingerless gloves. The best fingerless gloves I ever had I got from Hot Topic. No joke....
Sub Power. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I was out and about and went into a nearby WalMart Market. Hey hey, hold the booing. I don’t like our corporate overlords either, but I’ll still suck off Netflix any day of the week. ...
So, two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. in The Napkin.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. : D
It snot your problem. in The Napkin.
Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? I have seen humans blow their nose with two hands, and I can’t figure out how to do it. Okay, one side, the other side. But. WHAT ABOUT WHERE ALL THE...
Purpose, Part 2. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I woke up feeling more relaxed than usual. My girls aloof at the foot of my bed. Their state of complete laziness made me realize just how much tension there has been since Alice was introduced...
On painting nails. in The Napkin.
Painting your partner’s nails is a submissive act. So says the submissive. Am watching something about love acts. Things we do in the beginning that gosh, we dream of. I want to walk on a b...
Anxiety is... in The Napkin.
Dragging your feet over the culmulative time it will take to shower, shave, wash my hair, get dressed, take out the trash, buy a litter box, and buy groceries. When doing so will make me feel be...
The Battle of the Four Cats. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Been about four weeks since Alice adopted me. I’d say it’s her fault, but it’s not all her fault. Thing with Alice is that she is super friendly and naive. And so far, hasn’t picked up on a nu...
