Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Some people deserve a yeast infection. in The Napkin.
So, led my second Ass Day* of the week with ten sets of 3 deadlifts @ 245 lbs with one minute rest periods. There’s two squat racks on either side. And both are occupied by dudes curling. Punch...
No amateur teins, only professional teins. in The Napkin.
Feel like I have nobody to talk to*. So, here we are. I’ve lifted 14 out of the last 16 days. Today’s workout was… 104 minutes. May remove one exercise. I’m trying to keep it consistent, and...
Self-Empowerment. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t think prayer actually works. I do, however, believe in the efficacy of positive thinking. As a writer, I find writing dialogue rather easy. I can shift back and forth between different ...
The Nudity of Tank Tops. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Ya know. I’ve worn wife-beaters to the gym for years. Never really gave it much thought. The gym is a highly sexually charged alternate space where levels of clothing clearly vary from what sh...
Someday, I'll be a real boy! in The Napkin.
Let’s see, ten workouts in eleven days. Every workout over 75 minutes. Lifts are going up, I feel physically awesome. Hell, might be placebo, but I feel different in the mirror. I will laugh i...
Resting Bitch Face. in The Napkin.
Apparently I am afflicted with it. Eh, apparently. I get accused of looking angry when I’m not. Maybe annoyed, but usually it’s just latent sadness. I don’t bother fake smiling, as fake smilin...
Knowing everything would be boring. in The Napkin.
At times, saying “I’ve read all these books” and citing all these quotes can be a bit of Appeal to Authority. It’s cool to borrow other people’s ideas to influence you, to help shape you. But at...
Sans Adrenaline. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s been my personal way of expressing or summing up how I feel. The calm I have. Things feel easier. Though. Am I still a touch lazy? You bet your ass. I lifted today. 8th workout in 9...
I Think, Therefore I Timmy™ in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Faith is believing in fiction. Faith is fancy word for assumption of what will happen in the future. This is what I posit, for now. We’re doing the chapter on the agnostic again, which I find ...
As I said to someone on reddit... in The Napkin.
“The sooner we put it in the present, the sooner we can put it in the past.” - Me
It's 5:25 am. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
And it’s Squat Day. Rawr. This will be workout 7 in 8 days. Mind you, I pick things up and put things down. Workouts have drifted to upwards of 80-90 minutes. Still running an upper/lower spl...
Fun with MSPaint. in The Napkin.
I mean, the tattoo idea is simple enough that I can see how it looks without any printing. Probable location. Potential alternate location. Right along the line where I had a shooting pain do...
She can not lie. in The Napkin.
Coworker: “Wow, this ladle is huge!” Me: “I can get you a smaller one.” Coworker: “No, I like big ladles. …Tim, don’t even say it.” Me: “What? I didn’t say anything!” And I didn’t, I swear!...
More Tattoo Thoughts. in The Napkin.
I’m just assuming I’ve written about tattoos before? I feel like I have a half-dozen ideas, but here’s a few that have stuck in my head. Green Ranger symbol. There’s also one that looks a lit...
A Shared Experience. in The Napkin.
You can underestimate how much you sweat at the gym until you take your soaked knickers out of your gymbag at home. Further reason why I HAVE to shower at the gym before equipping street clothes ...
Telephone Game Over Time. in The Napkin.
Believing in the bible is like believing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a true story. Both are based on people that supposedly lived, but I think some of the details got blurred or changed. ...
The Efficacy of Cleavage. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, there was a women at the gym today, clad in a sports bra. Cool, whatever. And proudly displaying plunging cleavage. Easily DD’s. (The mode* of cup size amongst my female partners has been...
I'm sweaty. in The Napkin.
Forgot my towel for my post-workout shower. I prefer being naked and showering at the gym, rather than driving home covered in my own TimmySweat. Thankfully, I caught this before I showered. I...
You're pretty. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I was in the back part of a gym where there is no music. So all the female and male breaths of exertion sound like… Well, you can use your imagination. It’s disconcerting and “YEAH, LET’S ...
Dopamine Management. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Is that even a thing? It’s nice feeling happy or pleasant. Isn’t it? And yes, I do believe thinking positive helps you be more positive. As circular negative thoughts have a way of festering an...
Well, I already have two 'Trek tattoos. in The Napkin.
Though, Wifey pointed out today that I could get the Devils logo on my other shoulder. Still kind of want to keep my right arm/shoulder a clean canvas. At least until fifty. : D
Sexy Thang. in The Napkin.
So, I’ve been trying to be more friendly at work. Some of the staff are really nice, so I’d like to give it back. Guy asked me for something, so I said, “You got it, comrade.” Comrade, as it’...
I go where everyone knows my name. (pics) in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I am not particularly surprised, given my trademark look. It’s like I should put a trademark at the end of Timmy and call myself Timmy™. But gosh, it would require some next-level ostentatiousn...
Serenity. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
What is serenity? When have you felt serenity? That was the topic. I snapped my fingers, and the chair motioned to me. Serenity is feeling calm and at peace with your emotions. Good and bad....
Week 6, Lower B. (& tattoo thoughts) in Exerbabble III
I don’t feel like googling if this qualifies as biphasic sleep. Slept 3 hours. Gymmed. Slept 3 more hours. I feel good? Wednesday, August 4th, 2021 Crux: 6:23 AM - 7:21 PM (58 minutes) Yester...
