Hey, buddy, got a light?
by MrMaverick
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26st
Man, kids are annoying. Was I that bad as a kid? Yes, I mean fuck, I remember once we got dragged to Mervyn’s and we gave ourselves a nosebleed shaking our head side to side I remember that, too,...
14st
I sure do hate the seasonal weather changes here in california. It’s about close to 80 outside and I’m indoors alternating between chills and sweating. Thanks for the recessive genes and allergie...
28nd
Man, I had something in mind I wanted to write about, too. I kind of remember it, it was something about my old job at wally world. You member that? Tomorrow is ash wednesday, so to all you good ...
14rd
Happy balentimes day Can’t wait for all candy to go on sale after today I’m alive, how are you?
30rd
When I was a youngster and I was being raised on television; that was a good time for tv. The late 1980’s, it was time for sitcoms! Family friendly ones! No more Ponch & John or Starsky &...
25st
Remember when you had a pet or a relative die and you got told they went on a vacation or to that big farm out in the country? I got that a few times as a young buck, didn’t realize what really h...
22th
For if, I don’t find that next candy bar, I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die I’m ok, how’re you?
2rd
Happy new rear. New year, whatever.
14nd
I got a new laptop for christmas. Yes, I went into the future and ..fuckin, yeah, got a new laptop. NO, my mom being the weirdo she is wanted to ‘make sure it worked’ so she had me unbox it and s...
3st
My thanksgiving was good, got to see some family and whatnot. Nino broke out the good wine from the coppola’s vineyard. This fuckin kahlua cake, man. I mean like, seriously, dude. Hope everything...
22th
Wow, my last entry was only like 3 days ago? Fuck, it feels like weeks. It’s starting to look and feel like fall/winter here and I remembered why I hate the cold. Alls I’m saying is, if it’s cold...
19st
This new guy I work with, he seems ok. I guess if you look past the alcoholism. 26 seems a little early to have it as bad as he does. I think work just tried to call me in because it’s possible t...
6rd
19st
Please kill me or get rid of jed york. Today was jarrod’s birthday and oh boy did we tie it on. No, not really, he’s since embraced a clean lifestyle, if only in preparation for possible drug tes...
6rd
I was in wally world the other day and I heard one of my favorite doobie brothers songs. I used to hear it alot back when I worked there. Perimeter departments can be lonely.
26st
My elementary school was just on the news. It looks like it has since implemented a uniform dress code. What a crock of shit, I remember having to do that in middle school. My mom told me it was ...
25nd
Hello I am alive. We might actually get a fall and winter here this time, the weather is getting cooler. Have a nice sunday and rest of your life until I come back and write here again. Probably ...
13rd
Go Niners. Go you, too.
1th
I gotta get me another a them Obomber phones. They’re free, so, I mean why not. Jarrod is out of work right now. For someone with a kid, and an already out of work girlfriend, that’s not good. I ...
21th
Nino took me out for a belated bday lunch yesterday. Went to The Mad Duck out by the new theatre by fresno state. Every place I been to where I had a beer, they always had like, picture menus wit...
15nd
I am listening to napalm death eating cookies my grandma made. Still hate being alive though. Gonna get some new shoes today. Man, I am such a woman, buying shoes and eating double fudge cookies ...
14rd
It was 10 years ago tomorrow, that I said: “I take the stage and engage in a page, my name is Masta Ace and 22 is the age.” Grandma’s gonna cry, mom’s probably gonna cry. Man, I do not need that....
3th
I miss The Anti-Clique. There was another dude from OD, had a son named Joe, Little Joe. He told me ‘When you go to bed, look up in the corners of your room. If it’s darker than the rest, you’ve ...
31th
I don’t like the uh..the tools here. WHY, I REMEMBER BACK WHEN, WHEN I WAS ON THE OPEN DERRIERE IF’N I WANTED SOME ITALICS, I’D JUST …actually I don’t remember. I don’t trust it when I click on ...
26st
It’s finally happening, my memories are beginning to blur. It’s like the patterson film. They’re all grainy and shit and there’s no sound. This is no cause for worry, incase you were worrying. I ...
Book Description
I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.