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1rd
Well, atleast foosball season is coming back around. Though as a ninersfan, I’ve very little to be excited about. It’s my moms birthday today. Told her she’s catching up with me.
19nd
This sucks, man. I love you grandma, but I’m never watching this dog again. ..I mean, I might, but you’d need to get internet at the house at the very least. And maybe clean out your refrigerator...
16st
I didn’t tell you how I actually spent my birthday, did I. I spent it walking home! Went out after work on friday night. No where special, just to see my connect before he turned in for the night...
15rd
It’s my birthday, my pharmacist is out of town, and starting tomorrow I have a week of house/pet sitting for my grandmother. ..Atleast I had a nice breakfast today.
14nd
Ooh, you’ll wait a long time for me. Ooh, you’ll wait a long time. Ooh, you’ll wait a long time for me. Ooh, you’ll wait a long time.
8st
Fudge, my birthday is next saturday. That’s not good.
22th
Shoot, I’ve been back from San Diego almost a month now and I ain’t told you shit. Well, first off, let me just say I ain’t never seen so many asian people, man. I mean like DAMN, they were every...
14rd
And he says to me-, he says, he goes “Jedi, everyone at my drug class says I should stop hanging out with you. That you’re just bringing me down.” That’s a funny thing for complete strangers to s...
29rd
I was in san diego -, well, we all were. Vacation. Plus, George and her husband stayed with us and came back to Fresno with us for another week. It’s over now though. I don’t mean for that to so...
7rd
I think I had 2 minor panic attacks a few days ago. I visited one of them Obomber’ phone kiosks. I done heard talk that they’re free because the gubmint’ is lookin to eavesdrop on your calls and ...
25st
I’m just so tired now. I nap more often.
11st
I was walking home last night. Thats a given, since I don’t have a car-, but thats not why I’m here. I only stated that bit of information so y-..you know, so I could set the scene and shit. I ha...
6rd
Shits weird, man. I don’t recall hearing the doorbell, just some sudden knocks. Blah blah blah, rapping at my chamber door, it’s some fuckin idiot, this it is and nothing more. So I saunter-, I s...
29nd
Fucking Niners are going to be shit this year.
1rd
Maybe I’ll get my wizard powers once I hit 31.
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Well fine, I WILL type my entry here, but not because you said to, because I want to. I ain’t got shit to say. You’re doin fine without me, and I’m doin-, don’t get me wrong, it’s not like we eve...
6nd
Well, I got my laptop back now, so theres that. Thats about it.
22rd
Someday, when I hold your hand in the cold morning mist. You got that from an anime, did’nt you, weebshit. I thought it was nice. Bill is bad with money, if it’s not on weed and cigarettes like m...
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No, fuck you computer, YOU eat shit, YOUR moms an ugly cunt! I WAS gonna try and type something reminiscent of an entry but since my com-, the fucking shitty computer in the den feels like being ...
27st
It’s almost here. Those folks with S.A.D. get hit the hardest I guess. Shits just straight up dispair, dawg. Back in the day, it was just tea spoons of what was to come. I’d be walking home on so...
9rd
I just now noticed the uh, monthly prompt(s) have made the jump from OD to here. They sound like Vietnamese resteraunts to me. “OH HERRO PREEZE, RELCUM TO OCTOPHOMO, YOU RIKEY DA FLIED LICE?”
1th
I see this commercial, and it’s all ‘THE FUTURE IS NOW’, an shit. So I’m like “AW SHIT MAH NIG, WE HAB DEM FLYIN CARS NOW SON?” and it turns out to be a fucking e-cig commercial. VUSE. Cue ‘Incep...
29rd
I miss OD- HI, MY NAMES BOB AND I’M AN ALCOHOLIC- HI, BOB! THIS IS’NT AN INTERCEPTION, YOU SPHINCTER WARTS. Um, point of order, I believe the term is ‘Intravenous’. POINT OF ORDER, YOU’RE A DICK,...
29st
“Hey, are you waitin for the bus?” NO YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID JUNKIE CHUCKLEFUCK, I’M JUST SITTIN HERE AT THIS BUS STOP FOR THE HEY OF IT, TAKE A LOAD OFF, JOIN ME! ..Jesus h christmas on a wheat t...
25nd
I did’nt get a present… HARUMPH..YOU CAN’T SEE IT RIGHT NOW, DEAR READERS, BUT I AM MAKING A VERY ANGRY FACE. Nigga, don’t even trip..I mean..yeah it kind of sucks, but..c’mon, they were there fp...
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I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.
