21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

  • Aug. 21, 2016, 11:37 p.m.
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Nino took me out for a belated bday lunch yesterday.
Went to The Mad Duck out by the new theatre by fresno state.
Every place I been to where I had a beer, they always had like, picture menus with that shit, bruh.
So I knew if I was picking some dark beer or a light pee pee water looking beer.
Bean though, being the connoisseur he was, knew right away.
I was like Um, let me try that St. Archers IPA. The waitress must’ve sensed my manliness or something because she didn’t ask for ID.
holds up a box of hairclub for men “Greys add character.” Not only am I a client, I’m also the president and CEO!
Anyway, so she brings it back and it looks a little lighter than a miller high life, looks like it’s some gotdang budweiser.
But damn that shit got me good, dude.
Like, serious.
So me and bean just had some underwhelming burgers and watched sportball on one of their many screens.

When I type ‘p’ into the search bar, the first place that comes up now, is this place!
It used to be pornhub! ba dum ch


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