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Boomers. I mean, jeez louise. My dad has taken time off work due to ‘stress’. He’ll be off until July and he’s been off since about April. Why do they think they know everything? My dad as of re...
12st
What the fuck, why can’t I get mother’s day off? I have a mom, too, gosh golly fuck on toast.
21th
I don’t remember when I was here last. Just checking in , I guess. It’s like that one room in that place where you work that never gets used but the lights and a/c are always on.
17rd
Jarrod picked me up from work last night. Went out to Wendy’s after. Says he hates drive thru’s because you can’t ensure your order was made fresh, so we both go in, and gosh they’ve changed fast...
9st
God sees everything. That’s just a billboard, you idiot.
11nd
I mentioned I’m getting more hours at work as of recent, right? Well, I am, and hi. I don’t really like it, though. Partly, because to be honest, I grew way too complacent only working 3 days a w...
21nd
Pianobooks. Or Pooks, as he said. You know, like, the ‘thing’ about working at a dollar store, man? Not, the uh, not the fuckin’ kurt russell thing, I mean like, the thing, you know? THING IS, yo...
26rd
Man, “adult” christmas sucks. I had to get everyone stuff. They all like coffee, so bam. And all I got was shower gel. Other uncle & aunt didn’t get me shit. Last year atleast they half assed...
23st
Brother and my sister in law came to visit today. Parents didn’t even tell me; must’ve been like “C’mon hurry up he’s in his room, be quiet or he’ll come out here and say hi.” They literally push...
5rd
I forgot what I was going to say. I got up a while ago because I had to be at work at 2, and then they called as I was near out the door and said make it 5. Ha. Ha. Ha. Shoot, I think it was some...
22th
Happy thanksgiving an shit I love you
21th
Weddings are just a thing when you’re a kid, but as an adult, you get all the implied meanings of the event. My brother is off on his 2 week Maui honeymoon right now, but I’ll see about making a...
18nd
It’s like, the logistics of weddings are just fucking unbearable, man, jesus. Stand HERE, stand like THIS, greet guests, blah blah blah. George & my brother in law, AND my nephew got here tod...
1th
These boomers, man. Well, my dad specifically, because what functional adult 34yr old DOESN’T still butt heads with the old man, right? Right? So I’m out there doin-, we’re doing the yard, and li...
9rd
I don’t mind being alone, but damn, at some point I have to give half a fuck and get a different job. I hope you’re doing, ok, ok? Ok.
26st
My brother asked my mom to ask me if I wanted to be a groomsman in his wedding. Of course I was touched by the gesture, I guess, I just figured it would’ve made more sense for him to call and ask...
24rd
Old age is turning my dad into a very irritable lady. No offense intended to any female readers, but my god, fucking PMS’ing over the littlest shit. Everything is a fight, every disagreement is t...
15rd
3th
I don’t want to come back here when I die, for fucks sake, I really, really don’t want to. Unless it’s as some handsome motherfucker. Handsomer than we? Mirror Mirror, please, you mustn’t tell fi...
25rd
Oh no I’m getting old ahhh
8rd
My brother moved out last week and I already miss him.
10rd
Well, I HAD an entry written, wrote and wrought, but, fuckin’, prosebox didn’t save that shit, so I’m back. I mean, I remember most of what I wanted to say but still. Anyway, uh, my brain quit ma...
21th
Mom’s been in Oz since last saturday. Not coming back til the 1st. Um, I’m kind of just still existing, I guess. I hope you’re all doing ok, and stuff. More ok than stuff, though. I mean, becaus...
23th
In high school, we knew a guy named Joe Goodfellow, he lived behind the school and he worked with his dad. Might’ve gotten a bag from him once twice, 44, skip some more, 99, 100 times. About a ye...
6nd
Brother is moving back home. Not clear on the specifics, but apparently, his new job wasn’t what he expected. Ofcourse, him being the functional, motivated son, he’s already on the ball and has ...
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I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.
