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13nd
I must stop this day from coming. It mustn’t arrive in packages, boxes, or bags. They’ll rouse on wambinglers and floomtinglers. And all the noise, noise, noise. Then it’s final. I’ll stop my bir...
28nd
Man, I wish California experienced a season that was’nt summer year round. Did I say that right? It reads kind of like a weird run on sentence. What I meant was, I wish it wasn’t so goddamn hot a...
12st
I like to listen to MEGA 97.9, FRESNO’S JAMMIN OLDIES. But apparently that puts my boss and co-workers to sleep. 2 other mexicans and an asian guy. You know what they had me turn the radio to? FU...
10st
8rd
I noticed not long ago, via an observation from someone else, that the standard colour scheme for kitchens in homes built in the 50’s, was usually some weird green color. Like O.R. scrubs. Then I...
30nd
I saw some girl who went to school with my sister, but I forgot to tell my sister she said hi. I’m not a bad brother, really, I’m just lazy. Besides, my parents hog the tablet when we skype her. ...
5st
My sister miscarried. Ain’t that some shit?
24st
My brother and I are going to be Uncle’s.
11rd
If you came to my house, you’d be hardpressed to find pictures of me. Mostly because most from my childhood are in photo albums that my mom has no idea where they are, and because I hated the cam...
7st
Did you have a class pet at some point? I remember in first grade, back in the year of our lord Nineteen hundred and ninety-one, we had a gerbil. Gerbil, rat, same thing. My friend Phillip came ...
29nd
I guess I like this weather. Saw some weird clouds yesterday, and like, rays of sunlight an shit. You know what I mean, right? I hate being out of cigarettes, man. Happy late easter. I’m going t...
16st
I was joking when I told my parents to get the wait staff to sing happy birthday to my brother. I remember when they did that to me, I was not happy about it. He, his girlfriend, my parents, my g...
9rd
I’m beginning to unravel in little bitty bits. Maybe it’s because I’ve been sick the past few days. I’ve felt very emotional, tearing up when I remember my grandfather, my mother going on about w...
28nd
We only get one season here in Commiefornia. Well, the central part anyway, and that season is sun. I still don’t understand leap years, either. WHY, IF I WAS PRESIDENT, I’D JUST GIVE ALL THE MON...
2st
It’s Febtober now. My brother will be 22 next month. Making such a big deal out of it, it’s funny. I told him it’ll all fly by after 22, and it will. He’s graduating Fresno state soon though, don...
18nd
I got an xbox one. Live subscription expires today though, I think. Going to install hulu and a few other games I can play offline today. How’s your new year going so far? Me? I’m fine I guess, t...
24rd
Yeah, hi, merry christmas an shit. My xbox one should be here soon. Soon as in ‘after the holidays’. So that’s nice. Guess I’ll just have to act really surprised and happy tomorrow when I open up...
19st
Winter should just not exist in Central California. Oh also, look both ways when you’re jaywalking. Some guy died on the main street outside my block. When I was walking home, they’d moved the bo...
7nd
Now it’s Decembuary. Time for xmas. That’s what it’s come to now, huh, ‘X-mas’. And ‘seasons greetings’ or ‘happy holidays’. I’m a red blooded all american good catholic boy AND WHEN I STEP OUTSI...
17rd
Halloween was ok. Guess I’m looking forward to thanksgiving because it means alot of food and liquor.
31th
Have a nice halloween, blockheads. Don’t forget to bring a towel.
15rd
Drake the type a nigga to cry when his pokemon evolve an say “But you promised me you’d never change.” I’m still alive, I guess. Just uh..followin’ them niners and stuff.
4st
I never liked math as a kid. I’m probably still better at it than I give myself credit for, but it was never a favorite subject, ever. I used to think I was pretty smart for being able to find me...
29st
Man, it really sucks to be a 49ers fan.
12nd
Wildfires have the sky here lookin crazy, man. Nine eleven was yesterday huh. Shits weird how everyone remembers where they were and what they were doing when it happened. I was 17 and a junior i...
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I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.
