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April 27, 2021

26st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I want our old house back. The one my dad is basically “living” in even though my mom’s paying at least two things at that house still. As far as I can tell she has no immediate plans to force hi...


April 15, 2021

14st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

You know, a famous alien once said “Be good.” It’s only now, like near 40 years later that I think “If E.T. could build his self a space ship an shit, like, why didn’t a nigga invent himself some...


March 24, 2021

23th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Brother turned 27 on the 13th and I texted him “Tell [my sister in law] it’s a birthday party not your retirement.” I always give him guff about getting older. I just wanted to say hi, really.


March 05, 2021

4rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I really prefer-..well, not ‘prefer’, but I like being here at my house. “Dad’s“, I mean. Over here at our ‘old’ house. It’s bigger, I have a bigger bed, I have a tv in my room. Yeah I might live...


February 10, 2021

9rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I was at dad’s for a while. He usually gets in a cleaning frenzy before he crashes, but didn’t look like the case this morning when my mom picked me up. Slumped out on the couch with a thermos of...


January 27, 2021

26rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

What the eff is up with youtube turning off comments on a lot of their videos, man? Is this another one of those “people can’t be assed to parent their kids or supervise their internet usage so w...


January 11, 2021

10nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

When I was little, me and my sister liked watching power rangers in the morning before school. My dad would get up and he’d see us sitting there slack jawed with our cereal bowls just watching th...


January 01, 2021

31th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I’m at dad’s right now. Just wanted to wish you all a happy new year and stuff. LIke, I know it’s still the 31st right now, I’m just saying is all. Unless you live in one of those future time zon...


December 09, 2020

8nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I ran into Rodney’s brother Howard at work last night. Really nice seeing him again. Also ran into my friend Martin on sunday. Recently, Jarrod lost one of his ‘girlfriends’. I guess when some wo...


November 27, 2020

26st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

This is becoming tiresome for my mom. My grandma is so forgetful and needy. Not to mention that just out of fucking nowhere, some random cousin dies and my mom being the too-goddamn-nice-person-s...


November 25, 2020

24rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Hope you guys all have a nice turkey day and subscribe to apple+ so you can watch charlie brown holiday specials. That’s where we’re at now; Apple owns Peanuts and you cannot watch it unless you ...


November 14, 2020

13nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Aunt isn’t taking any chances with this wu flu, I mean ‘ethnically inoffensive disease of possibly foreign origin’ thing going on. So we’re not going over there for thanksgiving this year because...


October 31, 2020

30nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

The last remaining Bob’s Big Boy resteraunts are all in southern california. They must have like a preserve for them down there or something. “Here we see Big Boy’s in captivity..their numbers gr...


October 05, 2020

4nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I’m alive. Jarrod keeps pestering me as to why I “don’t get no bitches”. lol. He’s in the middle of negotiating one as we speak. Made himself a hastily mad-..He hastily made himself a POF account...


September 17, 2020

17nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

What the fuck is wrong with bums, man? First one goes batshit on us at work; “What law am I breaking? What law am I breaking?” He starts shouting as he’s literally getting in our workspace. We we...


September 03, 2020

3th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Mom turned 59 on the 1st. A few days out of the week, we’ll go back and stay at the old house because it’s still our fucking house. It has my bed there, my nice big bed, not this hardass barely b...


August 17, 2020

16nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It was my birthday saturday. My co-workers got me a “little something”, which I thought was funny. They got me a liter of mountain dew and my favorite gummi bears. Other than that, I didn’t do sh...


August 04, 2020

3th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

This is pretty fucking shitty, I’ll say that. This whole Murphy’s Law thing about ‘if it can go wrong, it will’, or whatever. It’s always hounded me specifically, like Dog makes an exception for ...


July 26, 2020

25rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

“Am I paranoid, Jedi? Jealous?” What? What happened now. “That girl next door, I think that was her boyfriend who was staring at us.” I don’t care, I don’t live there, it isn’t my issue. “You thi...


July 13, 2020

12nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I don’t know when I was here last so I figured “I don’t know when I was here last so I figured I’d stop by.” So, this is me, stopping by. jazz hands Miss, the masks aren’t my policy explicitly, ...


June 23, 2020

22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Brother and I both called dad to wish him a happy fathers day. Jarrod is still going through the court shit for his..court shit. Been close to a year since he’s last seen his son. For being so co...


May 21, 2020

21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

BRUH, OPEN UP A BARBER SHOP ALREADY, I GOT TOO MUCH GREY TO BE SHOWIN IT OFF WITH A MANE LIKE THIS. Things have “improved” with my dad, and I use the quotations because it’s really a one step for...


May 15, 2020

14nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Someone at moms store tested for the wu flu so basically all the employees are required to self quarantine for 2 weeks. She’s been assured this person worked a different shift than her and that t...


April 20, 2020

20st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It’s kind of funny seeing whose “essential” and who isn’t. Wearing these masks at work sucks; I want like, a cool mask, you know? Like, fuckin’, Bane or something, man. Stay safe out there and do...


April 01, 2020

1th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

THIS particular wagemonkey has been deemed ‘essential’, so I’m still going to work and getting a temporary 2$ raise while this coronananan shit is going on. Stay clear of that wu flu, I love you,...


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