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Living with a tweeker sucks. They’re messy and it’s like they’re permanently PMS’ing. Keeps using all the detergent to wash load after load of tweeker clothes. Keeps eating all the groceries when...

September 01, 2019

1th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

it’s day to day, that’s all I can say

August 18, 2019

18st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Apparently he begged my mother not to leave and said he’ll “stop”. I’m skeptical of this as he’s still not slept since sometime during the week, the garage is full of paint fumes, and he’s still ...

August 14, 2019

14rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Yeah, he’s on meth. Told my mom she should leave, I figure the implications of that is that he doesn’t plan to move out. If she goes, I’m gone, too. I don’t trust being around tweekers. Fucking h...

August 13, 2019

13st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It’s normal to feel bad when your parents fight and you’re 12. Except when they’re still fighting and you’re 34. 35 in 2 days. My mom deserves to be happy at her age, and whatever my dad chooses ...

August 04, 2019

4nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Oh fudge my birthday is coming up.

July 11, 2019

11nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Mom’s in Oz right now. They might get a divorce in the next year or so, I can’t see my mom wanting to “tough it out” for much longer. My dad’s been off work since May for “stress”, was supposed t...

June 30, 2019

30nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Hi I’m existing. Mom’s leaving for Oz again this saturday; for 3 weeks. George had her second kid, now I have a nephew and a niece, SHE’S BIIIIIG, TOO, FUCKIN 8 POUNDS 9 OUNCES. Be well, John Sp...

June 03, 2019

3th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Boomers. I mean, jeez louise. My dad has taken time off work due to ‘stress’. He’ll be off until July and he’s been off since about April. Why do they think they know everything? My dad as of re...

May 12, 2019

12st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

What the fuck, why can’t I get mother’s day off? I have a mom, too, gosh golly fuck on toast.

April 21, 2019

21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I don’t remember when I was here last. Just checking in , I guess. It’s like that one room in that place where you work that never gets used but the lights and a/c are always on.

March 17, 2019

17rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Jarrod picked me up from work last night. Went out to Wendy’s after. Says he hates drive thru’s because you can’t ensure your order was made fresh, so we both go in, and gosh they’ve changed fast...

March 09, 2019

9st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

God sees everything. That’s just a billboard, you idiot.

February 11, 2019

11nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I mentioned I’m getting more hours at work as of recent, right? Well, I am, and hi. I don’t really like it, though. Partly, because to be honest, I grew way too complacent only working 3 days a w...

January 22, 2019

21nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Pianobooks. Or Pooks, as he said. You know, like, the ‘thing’ about working at a dollar store, man? Not, the uh, not the fuckin’ kurt russell thing, I mean like, the thing, you know? THING IS, yo...

December 26, 2018

26rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Man, “adult” christmas sucks. I had to get everyone stuff. They all like coffee, so bam. And all I got was shower gel. Other uncle & aunt didn’t get me shit. Last year atleast they half assed...

December 24, 2018

23st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Brother and my sister in law came to visit today. Parents didn’t even tell me; must’ve been like “C’mon hurry up he’s in his room, be quiet or he’ll come out here and say hi.” They literally push...

December 05, 2018

5rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I forgot what I was going to say. I got up a while ago because I had to be at work at 2, and then they called as I was near out the door and said make it 5. Ha. Ha. Ha. Shoot, I think it was some...

November 22, 2018

22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Happy thanksgiving an shit I love you

October 21, 2018

21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Weddings are just a thing when you’re a kid, but as an adult, you get all the implied meanings of the event. My brother is off on his 2 week Maui honeymoon right now, but I’ll see about making a...

October 19, 2018

18nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It’s like, the logistics of weddings are just fucking unbearable, man, jesus. Stand HERE, stand like THIS, greet guests, blah blah blah. George & my brother in law, AND my nephew got here tod...

October 01, 2018

1th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

These boomers, man. Well, my dad specifically, because what functional adult 34yr old DOESN’T still butt heads with the old man, right? Right? So I’m out there doin-, we’re doing the yard, and li...

September 06, 2018

9rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I don’t mind being alone, but damn, at some point I have to give half a fuck and get a different job. I hope you’re doing, ok, ok? Ok.

August 27, 2018

26st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

My brother asked my mom to ask me if I wanted to be a groomsman in his wedding. Of course I was touched by the gesture, I guess, I just figured it would’ve made more sense for him to call and ask...

August 24, 2018

24rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Old age is turning my dad into a very irritable lady. No offense intended to any female readers, but my god, fucking PMS’ing over the littlest shit. Everything is a fight, every disagreement is t...

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