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July 08, 2018

8rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

My brother moved out last week and I already miss him.

June 10, 2018

10rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Well, I HAD an entry written, wrote and wrought, but, fuckin’, prosebox didn’t save that shit, so I’m back. I mean, I remember most of what I wanted to say but still. Anyway, uh, my brain quit ma...

May 21, 2018

21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Mom’s been in Oz since last saturday. Not coming back til the 1st. Um, I’m kind of just still existing, I guess. I hope you’re all doing ok, and stuff. More ok than stuff, though. I mean, becaus...

April 23, 2018

23th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

In high school, we knew a guy named Joe Goodfellow, he lived behind the school and he worked with his dad. Might’ve gotten a bag from him once twice, 44, skip some more, 99, 100 times. About a ye...

April 06, 2018

6nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Brother is moving back home. Not clear on the specifics, but apparently, his new job wasn’t what he expected. Ofcourse, him being the functional, motivated son, he’s already on the ball and has ...

March 24, 2018

24st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Well, I got an ultimatum from the folks today. They don’t know if they want it to be 30 or 60 days, but sometime after that, they are expecting to see serious results in my job search or for me t...

March 10, 2018

9rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Hey I’m fine, and stuff. Just wanted you to know, and stuff. Good thing I’m not Jim Croce otherwise I’d be bothering some operator with this. I have to be back at work in about 4 and a half hours...

February 22, 2018

22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I ended up going to Blackbeard’s Family Fun Center earlier this week, Jarrod’s kids birthday, ofcourse. Really made me nostalgic for the arcade atmosphere of yore. Yore means my glory days. Dim l...

February 08, 2018

8st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I got my laptop back like, 3 days ago but just now remembered to make an entry stating so. I’m still largely the same me. Which has been bothersome for some time now, what with c-c-c-chaaaanges. ...

January 24, 2018

24nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I liked how Captain Hook was this blustery badass with a dialogue like a tough guy shakespeare, but soon as that crocodile shows up, he panics. S-SAURIAN BRIGAND! SOD BRAINED GARBAGE COW! LOATHSO...

January 23, 2018

23st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I’m alive. That’s how I’ve been. Not like “Every minute of my existence is a morose flipbook of suffering and pain”, but more like “Yeah, I’m still here.” I mean, yeah, for the most part shit suc...

January 04, 2018

4ST in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I’m alive, but this keyboard is …it is not pleasant for me to type on. Fuck windows update, IT WAS 2 IN THE MORNING, SO I JUST TURNED OFF THE POWER BRUH I AINT STAYING AWAKE FOR THAT SHIT Anyway,...

December 11, 2017

11rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Jake’s gone. He left yesterday and I didn’t even know, completely forgot he started on the 11th. He didn’t say good bye. Mom said it’s because he was getting choked up enough saying good bye to t...

December 04, 2017

4st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

My brother got a dispatch job in Santa Barbara, and he starts in a week. He’s going to be renting a room from some lady down there. I wont have anyone to bother! No one for this older brother to ...

November 21, 2017

21th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Have a super thanksgiving, and shit. I can’t forget the ‘and shit’ part. Sorry I am not my usual talkative jovial self. No, really, like, you know, I know we’re not CLOSE close, but like, I mean,...

October 30, 2017

30nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

You know what I say every sunday now? I go “Thanks, Jed.” Because, apparently, Jed York, the spoiled ass mama’s boy owner of the 49ers, hates the fans and likes destroying the franchise. Anyway, ...

October 12, 2017

12nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Man, there was some fuckin CHINA-TIER air here yesterday. It doesn’t look bad out right now, but yesterday afternoon, it was like literal smog. It’s funny, with all the environmental regulations...

September 27, 2017

27st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Please get rid of jed york, please god make it stop. Other than that, I am just dandy and fine, fine & dandy, you might say. Haha, ok I lied, but atleast I’m still alive. Be good, Elliot. Tha...

September 13, 2017

13nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Went thrift shopping with my mom and grandma recently. I used to always get dragged along as a youngster. “You can pick out whatevvvver you want.” But I never did, because the toy selection at mo...

September 04, 2017

4st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It should not be this hot for September. You ever driven with someone under the guise of them just going to receive oral sex but end up waiting in their car for an hour while they get tweeked out...

August 10, 2017

10st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Ah fudge, it’s almost here. Hm? What’s almost where now? THE THING. Ooh, the thing from that movie about the thing? WHERE IT’S A THING? NO, FUCKDAMNIT, THE THING, THE THING! THE FUCKING DAY THING...

July 20, 2017

20nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

George had her kidlet on the 15th. So, my nephews name is Alfred. He looks more like us than like the father. You know, tan, dark hair. I thought he looked like a Vince or something, haha, but my...

July 03, 2017

3st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Ta-da, I’m alive. K, bye, I’ll be back to say the same thing in another few weeks, month, I dunno. Have a safe and sane 4th of july, because I get paid to endorse wholesome, family friendly activ...

June 01, 2017

1th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

You know what you can do when you’re a grown man? You can have cranberry juice & vodka with your chef boyardee ravioli’s. What now, world? Alright, I stayed up to write this, I’m going to bed...

May 21, 2017

21nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It’s starting to get hot again. That’s all the “weather” we get out here: hot, not as hot, and hot as fuck. May is almost over, and that means August draws Nearer; it’s closer to gettin...

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