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October 12, 2017

12nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Man, there was some fuckin CHINA-TIER air here yesterday. It doesn’t look bad out right now, but yesterday afternoon, it was like literal smog. It’s funny, with all the environmental regulations...


September 27, 2017

27st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Please get rid of jed york, please god make it stop. Other than that, I am just dandy and fine, fine & dandy, you might say. Haha, ok I lied, but atleast I’m still alive. Be good, Elliot. Tha...


September 13, 2017

13nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Went thrift shopping with my mom and grandma recently. I used to always get dragged along as a youngster. “You can pick out whatevvvver you want.” But I never did, because the toy selection at mo...


September 04, 2017

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It should not be this hot for September. You ever driven with someone under the guise of them just going to receive oral sex but end up waiting in their car for an hour while they get tweeked out...


August 10, 2017

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Ah fudge, it’s almost here. Hm? What’s almost where now? THE THING. Ooh, the thing from that movie about the thing? WHERE IT’S A THING? NO, FUCKDAMNIT, THE THING, THE THING! THE FUCKING DAY THING...


July 20, 2017

20nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

George had her kidlet on the 15th. So, my nephews name is Alfred. He looks more like us than like the father. You know, tan, dark hair. I thought he looked like a Vince or something, haha, but my...


July 03, 2017

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Ta-da, I’m alive. K, bye, I’ll be back to say the same thing in another few weeks, month, I dunno. Have a safe and sane 4th of july, because I get paid to endorse wholesome, family friendly activ...


June 01, 2017

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You know what you can do when you’re a grown man? You can have cranberry juice & vodka with your chef boyardee ravioli’s. What now, world? Alright, I stayed up to write this, I’m going to bed...


May 21, 2017

21nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

It’s starting to get hot again. That’s all the “weather” we get out here: hot, not as hot, and hot as fuck. May is almost over, and that means August draws near..er Nearer; it’s closer to gettin...


May 09, 2017

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I cried the other day when again I realized my mom wont be around forever. Same thing with grandma, she’s turning 81 this year. The only women who’ve ever loved me, wont always be around. Haha, I...


May 03, 2017

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So. I recently made it a point to have a talk or two with my nig and tell him his sons behavior and development is concerning. “That ain’t normal 4yr old shit, dude. That’s like, adhd, or worse. ...


May 01, 2017

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I always had to go ‘shopping’ when I was little. Did I get to go home after I got picked up from school? NO. Nope, it was time to go pick up grandma and go thrift shopping. AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET ...


April 19, 2017

19rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

My friend’s brothers birthday was yesterday. I have other friends aside from Jarrod, excuse you very much. He just turned 21. OH, to reminisce; but let’s not. I guess. It was a welcomed chance to...


April 06, 2017

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Los Banos is killing people, or something, it’s literally cancerous. Aunt Valerie got took in November; don’t know why I didn’t mention that, maybe I did, I don’t know. Uncle Andy got took on tue...


March 26, 2017

26st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Man, kids are annoying. Was I that bad as a kid? Yes, I mean fuck, I remember once we got dragged to Mervyn’s and we gave ourselves a nosebleed shaking our head side to side I remember that, too,...


March 14, 2017

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I sure do hate the seasonal weather changes here in california. It’s about close to 80 outside and I’m indoors alternating between chills and sweating. Thanks for the recessive genes and allergie...


February 28, 2017

28nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Man, I had something in mind I wanted to write about, too. I kind of remember it, it was something about my old job at wally world. You member that? Tomorrow is ash wednesday, so to all you good ...


February 14, 2017

14rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Happy balentimes day Can’t wait for all candy to go on sale after today I’m alive, how are you?


January 30, 2017

30rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

When I was a youngster and I was being raised on television; that was a good time for tv. The late 1980’s, it was time for sitcoms! Family friendly ones! No more Ponch & John or Starsky &...


January 26, 2017

25st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Remember when you had a pet or a relative die and you got told they went on a vacation or to that big farm out in the country? I got that a few times as a young buck, didn’t realize what really h...


January 22, 2017

22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

For if, I don’t find that next candy bar, I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die I’m ok, how’re you?


January 02, 2017

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Happy new rear. New year, whatever.


December 14, 2016

14nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?

I got a new laptop for christmas. Yes, I went into the future and ..fuckin, yeah, got a new laptop. NO, my mom being the weirdo she is wanted to ‘make sure it worked’ so she had me unbox it and s...


December 03, 2016

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My thanksgiving was good, got to see some family and whatnot. Nino broke out the good wine from the coppola’s vineyard. This fuckin kahlua cake, man. I mean like, seriously, dude. Hope everything...


November 22, 2016

22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Wow, my last entry was only like 3 days ago? Fuck, it feels like weeks. It’s starting to look and feel like fall/winter here and I remembered why I hate the cold. Alls I’m saying is, if it’s cold...


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