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I want our old house back. The one my dad is basically “living” in even though my mom’s paying at least two things at that house still. As far as I can tell she has no immediate plans to force hi...

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You know, a famous alien once said “Be good.” It’s only now, like near 40 years later that I think “If E.T. could build his self a space ship an shit, like, why didn’t a nigga invent himself some...

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Brother turned 27 on the 13th and I texted him “Tell [my sister in law] it’s a birthday party not your retirement.” I always give him guff about getting older. I just wanted to say hi, really.

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I really prefer-..well, not ‘prefer’, but I like being here at my house. “Dad’s“, I mean. Over here at our ‘old’ house. It’s bigger, I have a bigger bed, I have a tv in my room. Yeah I might live...

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I was at dad’s for a while. He usually gets in a cleaning frenzy before he crashes, but didn’t look like the case this morning when my mom picked me up. Slumped out on the couch with a thermos of...

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What the eff is up with youtube turning off comments on a lot of their videos, man? Is this another one of those “people can’t be assed to parent their kids or supervise their internet usage so w...

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When I was little, me and my sister liked watching power rangers in the morning before school. My dad would get up and he’d see us sitting there slack jawed with our cereal bowls just watching th...

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I’m at dad’s right now. Just wanted to wish you all a happy new year and stuff. LIke, I know it’s still the 31st right now, I’m just saying is all. Unless you live in one of those future time zon...

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I ran into Rodney’s brother Howard at work last night. Really nice seeing him again. Also ran into my friend Martin on sunday. Recently, Jarrod lost one of his ‘girlfriends’. I guess when some wo...

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This is becoming tiresome for my mom. My grandma is so forgetful and needy. Not to mention that just out of fucking nowhere, some random cousin dies and my mom being the too-goddamn-nice-person-s...

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Hope you guys all have a nice turkey day and subscribe to apple+ so you can watch charlie brown holiday specials. That’s where we’re at now; Apple owns Peanuts and you cannot watch it unless you ...

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Aunt isn’t taking any chances with this wu flu, I mean ‘ethnically inoffensive disease of possibly foreign origin’ thing going on. So we’re not going over there for thanksgiving this year because...

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The last remaining Bob’s Big Boy resteraunts are all in southern california. They must have like a preserve for them down there or something. “Here we see Big Boy’s in captivity..their numbers gr...

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I’m alive. Jarrod keeps pestering me as to why I “don’t get no bitches”. lol. He’s in the middle of negotiating one as we speak. Made himself a hastily mad-..He hastily made himself a POF account...

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What the fuck is wrong with bums, man? First one goes batshit on us at work; “What law am I breaking? What law am I breaking?” He starts shouting as he’s literally getting in our workspace. We we...

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Mom turned 59 on the 1st. A few days out of the week, we’ll go back and stay at the old house because it’s still our fucking house. It has my bed there, my nice big bed, not this hardass barely b...

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It was my birthday saturday. My co-workers got me a “little something”, which I thought was funny. They got me a liter of mountain dew and my favorite gummi bears. Other than that, I didn’t do sh...

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This is pretty fucking shitty, I’ll say that. This whole Murphy’s Law thing about ‘if it can go wrong, it will’, or whatever. It’s always hounded me specifically, like Dog makes an exception for ...

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“Am I paranoid, Jedi? Jealous?” What? What happened now. “That girl next door, I think that was her boyfriend who was staring at us.” I don’t care, I don’t live there, it isn’t my issue. “You thi...

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I don’t know when I was here last so I figured “I don’t know when I was here last so I figured I’d stop by.” So, this is me, stopping by. jazz hands Miss, the masks aren’t my policy explicitly, ...

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Brother and I both called dad to wish him a happy fathers day. Jarrod is still going through the court shit for his..court shit. Been close to a year since he’s last seen his son. For being so co...

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BRUH, OPEN UP A BARBER SHOP ALREADY, I GOT TOO MUCH GREY TO BE SHOWIN IT OFF WITH A MANE LIKE THIS. Things have “improved” with my dad, and I use the quotations because it’s really a one step for...

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Someone at moms store tested for the wu flu so basically all the employees are required to self quarantine for 2 weeks. She’s been assured this person worked a different shift than her and that t...

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It’s kind of funny seeing whose “essential” and who isn’t. Wearing these masks at work sucks; I want like, a cool mask, you know? Like, fuckin’, Bane or something, man. Stay safe out there and do...

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THIS particular wagemonkey has been deemed ‘essential’, so I’m still going to work and getting a temporary 2$ raise while this coronananan shit is going on. Stay clear of that wu flu, I love you,...

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