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Hey I’m fine, and stuff. Just wanted you to know, and stuff.
Good thing I’m not Jim Croce otherwise I’d be bothering some operator with this.
I have to be back at work in about 4 and a half hours...
I ended up going to Blackbeard’s Family Fun Center earlier this week, Jarrod’s kids birthday, ofcourse.
Really made me nostalgic for the arcade atmosphere of yore.
Yore means my glory days.
I got my laptop back like, 3 days ago but just now remembered to make an entry stating so.
I’m still largely the same me. Which has been bothersome for some time now, what with c-c-c-chaaaanges.
I liked how Captain Hook was this blustery badass with a dialogue like a tough guy shakespeare, but soon as that crocodile shows up, he panics.
S-SAURIAN BRIGAND! SOD BRAINED GARBAGE COW! LOATHSO...
I’m alive. That’s how I’ve been.
Not like “Every minute of my existence is a morose flipbook of suffering and pain”, but more like “Yeah, I’m still here.”
I mean, yeah, for the most part shit suc...
I’m alive, but this keyboard is …it is not pleasant for me to type on.
Fuck windows update, IT WAS 2 IN THE MORNING, SO I JUST TURNED OFF THE POWER
BRUH I AINT STAYING AWAKE FOR THAT SHIT
He left yesterday and I didn’t even know, completely forgot he started on the 11th.
He didn’t say good bye. Mom said it’s because he was getting choked up enough saying good bye to t...
My brother got a dispatch job in Santa Barbara, and he starts in a week.
He’s going to be renting a room from some lady down there.
I wont have anyone to bother! No one for this older brother to ...
Have a super thanksgiving, and shit.
I can’t forget the ‘and shit’ part.
Sorry I am not my usual talkative jovial self.
No, really, like, you know, I know we’re not CLOSE close, but like, I mean,...
You know what I say every sunday now?
I go “Thanks, Jed.”
Because, apparently, Jed York, the spoiled ass mama’s boy owner of the 49ers, hates the fans and likes destroying the franchise.
Man, there was some fuckin CHINA-TIER air here yesterday.
It doesn’t look bad out right now, but yesterday afternoon, it was like literal smog.
It’s funny, with all the environmental regulations...
Please get rid of jed york, please god make it stop.
Other than that, I am just dandy and fine, fine & dandy, you might say.
Haha, ok I lied, but atleast I’m still alive.
Be good, Elliot.
Went thrift shopping with my mom and grandma recently. I used to always get dragged along as a youngster.
“You can pick out whatevvvver you want.”
But I never did, because the toy selection at mo...
It should not be this hot for September.
You ever driven with someone under the guise of them just going to receive oral sex but end up waiting in their car for an hour while they get tweeked out...
Ah fudge, it’s almost here.
Hm? What’s almost where now?
Ooh, the thing from that movie about the thing? WHERE IT’S A THING?
NO, FUCKDAMNIT, THE THING, THE THING! THE FUCKING DAY THING...
George had her kidlet on the 15th.
So, my nephews name is Alfred.
He looks more like us than like the father. You know, tan, dark hair.
I thought he looked like a Vince or something, haha, but my...
Ta-da, I’m alive.
K, bye, I’ll be back to say the same thing in another few weeks, month, I dunno.
Have a safe and sane 4th of july, because I get paid to endorse wholesome, family friendly activ...
You know what you can do when you’re a grown man?
You can have cranberry juice & vodka with your chef boyardee ravioli’s.
What now, world?
Alright, I stayed up to write this, I’m going to bed...
It’s starting to get hot again.
That’s all the “weather” we get out here: hot, not as hot, and hot as fuck.
May is almost over, and that means August draws near..er
Nearer; it’s closer to gettin...
I cried the other day when again I realized my mom wont be around forever.
Same thing with grandma, she’s turning 81 this year.
The only women who’ve ever loved me, wont always be around.
I recently made it a point to have a talk or two with my nig and tell him his sons behavior and development is concerning.
“That ain’t normal 4yr old shit, dude. That’s like, adhd, or worse. ...
I always had to go ‘shopping’ when I was little.
Did I get to go home after I got picked up from school? NO.
Nope, it was time to go pick up grandma and go thrift shopping.
AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET ...
My friend’s brothers birthday was yesterday. I have other friends aside from Jarrod, excuse you very much.
He just turned 21. OH, to reminisce; but let’s not. I guess.
It was a welcomed chance to...
Los Banos is killing people, or something, it’s literally cancerous.
Aunt Valerie got took in November; don’t know why I didn’t mention that, maybe I did, I don’t know. Uncle Andy got took on tue...
Man, kids are annoying.
Was I that bad as a kid?
Yes, I mean fuck, I remember once we got dragged to Mervyn’s and we gave ourselves a nosebleed shaking our head side to side
I remember that, too,...