Hey, buddy, got a light?
by MrMaverick
Entries 225
Page 9 of 9
eat shit, i wish OD was still up
6nd
you know how much my hour or so stay in the ER was? 4 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS, AND THOSE PRICKS ARE'NT ALLERGISTS, SO THEY COULD'NT TELL ME WHAT I REACTED TO 4 thousand dollars for me to get an ...
3nd
i like those songs that end by slowly fading or echoing it's weird how I can remember shit from my childhood and think to myself 'that isht was like fuckin 20 some odd years ago, what the eff?' I...
2rd
Well, I'm not all peachy sunshine handy dandy diego the explorer, but I'm still alive. Those incidents always pass pretty quickly..in an hour or two my mom had fixed some mac n cheese and all the...
1th
Haha...man, I almost straight up told mom I was planning to kill myself one day. Oh blah blah blah I don't ever want your brother and sister to have to support you-, she then went on to entertain...
27rd
The idea is, that when a feeling would come too close one of us, we'd start a poundin an hollerin an screaming and sometimes the feeling would go away Sometimes it would'nt Sometimes that feeling...
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my father and I, were not exactly close during my adolescence. it was always 'do you wanna end up a loser?-, cause thats whats gonna happen', or 'Be a man', or something else of that sort. Throug...
19nd
I was allergic to something, man, something that made me like, really allergic to it, as I was walking home. I was in the home stretch and my vision started to fade-, started to go grey, I call i...
13st
HA!, I did'nt even touch on Valentimes day. I bet you're all aching for romantic ol' Casanova Frankenstein here to tell you what he thinks of that day, huh? I wrote that part up there like...I d...
12rd
The fan is going out on our fridge-, the freezer is fine, but uh...we've put all our fridge items in various ice chests. It might just be one sentence, but you can tell it's not-, that I'm not he...
3th
I'm glad a number of people from ODizzle have found their way here. I'd like to get back to writing because I want to, not because I think 'they deserve something once in a while, might as well d...
1rd
I'm gonna be 30 this year. I'm thinking of killing myself again. I dunno when though, but, I can't keep doing this. I DO come into some money next year though, thats about the only motivation I h...
The Theme To Mash
How far you goin back? 17: Way back 10: An it goes a lil somethin like this-, HIT IT. Well, I figure nows a good a time as any to get started, to uh, recapture the spark, if you will. I mean, I'...
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Way back in the day, under the first MrMaverick, I had this entry penned-, typed, what the fuck ever. I had this entry done, titled 'The Talented Mr. Maverick', it was probably the greatest thing...
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i had a good new years eve. how was yours? oh me?-, how'm I doing? OH..well..you know..still wanna die, yadda yadda hey,.that ol' chestnut.
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Im alive. or something. merry christmas an shit.
11st
I like the set up we've got here at the house, in terms of decorations and whatnot. but nothing could beat christmas at grandmas old house. no matter how bad i fuck up, im still the favorite son ...
3th
HERE I YAM (dun dun dun dun dun dun) ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE Fudge, we're already in Decembuary now huh? Well thats just great,-, just dandy. I was watching Season 4's most recent episode on s...
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happy thanksgiving ill be back when i can be bothered to type something alittle more and perhaps function on a more coherent level. this conversation can no longer serve a purpose. good bye, Dave...
10st
...Apparently one cannot recieve The Hub as a solo channel and instead it must be bundled with entertaining informative programming like The Oprah Winfrey network and a slew of other channels I d...
7rd
HI KREBIZ, HI BRONNER, HI COMINGTOGETHER, HI ANGRY DWARF. it's just easier that I do that instead of have to look for you guys later because...I mean..reasons. um..well, i have work at the asscr...
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this shit sucks, like...im writing this and everything is all level and not jumbled the fuck up-..Oh, i guess thats what the save draft button is for, but jesus, what a crock. when i press sav-.....
6st
A friend of mine keeps going on about some sex worker/hook up site called redbook. -Yeah, I know, my first thoughts were also 'Is'nt Redbook like, a womens magazine?'..Apparently it's also a webs...
1nd
I'll answer my notes soon, I'm just here for a quickie.(Which is what I'd say if this was a porn.) No outdated lines about IM HEA TO CLEAN YA PIPES, SWEETHAHT. Anyway, I got to work this morning ...
Hi
Coulda swore I heard something about a character limit-, that does'nt sit well with me, I'm a few characters in one, I could give a great heaping flying fuck on toast how many letters you limit m...
Book Description
I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.