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How to Restore Abortion Rights.
I was thinking about horeshoe theory. And trolling. How, when faced with an opposition’s stance that is so ridiculous, you can’t help but troll them with something equally ridiculous. Vegan say...
Stranger Things season 4
I think I know why it felt off. This season shouldn’t have been binged. Instead, it was dumped mostly at once. The first season, definitely, makes you wanting more. Tight script. I initially felt...
What is Seinfeld.
This is something my dad watched when I was a kid. Seinfeld at 7pm, Simpsons at 7:30pm. Monday through Friday. My sister would usually join me for Simpsons. I didn’t get Seinfeld as a kid. I’d si...
Intarwebs Slang.
I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time of instagram, doomscrolling. I’m not shy about it being my current waste of time. Now, the youtube comment section tends to be populated by peopl...
Kissing.
Not sure how this came to mind. I think I was thinking about the last girl I kissed, and this somehow got me thinking about Ally. I made out with her at the 4th of July party years ago, but as ...
Absorbing the chill pill.
So, she’s doing stuff by the safe, and well, it was that concert of her shirt riding up and her pants riding down. I look back at what I’m doing and say, “You should have been a plumber.” I loo...
Weight Lifted.
After some overtime staff meetings, I did get to the gym. Late, but I get a pass for showing up. (For nonreaders, I use “staff meeting” to refer to my interior monologues where I talk to myself ...
Decloaking.
Told workcrush, “you know I have feelings for you, right?” She didn’t know. I said my staff meeting (interior monologue) had gone silent, and felt embarrassed. That I had to say something eventua...
Tonight's Staff Meeting.
Ya know, say that phrase enough times, it sounds like it’s a circle jerk. “Well, it’s nice all of the staff could rise to the occasion.” Actually, I picked up the phrase from Instagram to mean: ...
She puts the strange in estranged.
Okay, we’re not really estranged. Today was our one contractually obligated day to spend with each other: taxes. (That’s sarcasm, people.) I was expecting to feel all the feels. Instead I felt… ...
Should I Move?
Well, the answer is yes, but it’s still important to meditate on these things before being impulsive. Because previous management didn’t raise rent enough, rent will be going up from $860/month ...
At least I still like jalapeños.
I wanted to start a new routine this month, but that never happened. I mean more than lifting. Change the small daily habits that pervade. Instead I got sick, and have taken yet another break fro...
I bid you stand, Men of the West.
I’m so tired of seeing penises that were mutilated at birth. Generations of boys flippant about it. “Oh, I’m fine.” You don’t even know what you are missing. YOU WERE AN INFANT WHEN IMMENSE PAIN ...
Sick days, what's that?
Two days ago: 101.6F. Might have been higher, but I didn’t even think to check until I was chatting with wife and she mentioned she and her son were melting. I just assumed I was lethargic and...
The Fall of the Berlin Wall.
That’s it. That’s the delimiter. I was but six when the wall fell. Which means. My middle school texts were out date. They had East and West Germany. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots. Ger...
Just a couple pounds.
Down the road, I want to have video of me pulling four plates. So, brought my Nokia to the gym today to beta test recording myself. While I have zero video editing skills, well. Gotta start somew...
Knickers.
So, as part of an Amazon binge, I invested in some new knickers. It was either earlier this year or last year that I went deep-diving into Amazon to find new knickers. Okay, it actually wasn’t ...
Today is a good day.
Tasted some pussy for the first time in 2.5 years, complete with her happy ending. Scored my one year sobriety coin. Had a great workout, rows @ 205 lbs and inclines @ 135 lbs for sets today. Din...
Rumors of my assimilations were exaggerated.
I think I’m back to normal. It’s clear now that I hit overtraining. It’s an overused term in lifting, and difficult to achieve. But. The signs/symptoms were there. It’s not something is sho...
The Green Ranger is Dead.
Suicide. Not much older than I am. I don’t have answer. Only to fight even harder. Jason David Frank. May your agony be at peace.
Think about it. No current validations can change what was expected of you.
Hey, I pulled 3.5 plates.
So when I say to myself “I guess I’ll ease up on my training”, this is apparently what happens. Ooops. Like, I’m going to take the next 2 days off so I have time to write for NaNoWriMo because u...
Just some motivation for next year.
“If I can survive Calc III, I can survive Smolov.” Been saying to myself that I’ll run smolov jr next year to bring up my squat. Because bigger squat = bigger deadlift. And we know how much pla...
Why I Lift.
A: To get off the toilet when I’m 70. 2: To give the best piggyback rides. D: To silence any physical and emotional inadequacy I might feel. That’s about it. I don’t know about you, but my Gra...
#bestbelllife
The air was crisp when I stepped outside to check the mail. It caught me almost off-guard. I work evenings, so I’m used to darting out in the morning or early afternoon. I’m not into the dress...
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Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
