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Modern feminism is incredible. Imagine it: they believe female genitalia is “sacred” and “empowering” and that male genitalia is a “symbol of rape culture” and “oppressive”. Life springs from a c...

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It can’t be just me, though, right? I mean, everything is shit. You work yourself to death at a job you hate serving customers you wish dead under a boss who is barely a generation removed from p...

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I haven’t been online as much as I used to, and this is because of many reasons, but mainly because I got myself a New 3DS XL and I’m completely addicted to it. Sorry gents and ladypeeps, I mean ...

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Hi guys. If you like “Earth porn” or “word porn” or any other account that post pictures of a given theme with the word “porn”, sit down and shut up while I burst your bubble. “Pornography” comes...

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I’m not gonna get heavily into politics here, but my God - Trump, eh? What a douchebag. I’ve been gaming, it’s been raining, and nothing much else of note has occurred. I’m going through Dragon A...

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Which translates to “if you can;t afford to write here, well, we’ll let you in but don’t expect much”. I’m poor. I don’t even have a bank account. When you start offering a paid service in addit...

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You fucking douchebags.

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TRIGGER WARNING I say “kike” a few times in this entry, but I’m Jewish so I have permission. So shut up. Christmas (also known as: X-mas, Present Day, The Birthday of Jesus, Tree Appreciation Da...

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And quite frankly I prefer it that way. I mean, I’m not a Christian. “But Dude! We’re not Christian and we celebrate Christmas!” Okay, do you celebrate the Jewish or Buddhist or Muslim faiths to...

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TRIGGER WARNING The following is satirical. Get buttmad if you must but leave me out of it. Are you schizophrenic? Would you like to be? Is Infowars or Alex Jones too mainstream for you? Do you t...

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First of all wtf. No, sugartits, that’s not sexist. Secondly, hello. You’ve all been working around the clock to piss me off lately, and that’s fine. Meanwhile I’ve been having sex and playing ...

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First of all wtf. No, sugartits, that’s not sexist. Secondly, hello. You’ve all been working around the clock to piss me off lately, and that’s fine. Meanwhile I’ve been having sex and playing ...

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Movember is over! So now I can grow a beard again because FUCK Movember.

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Guys, you weren’t actually supposed to vote for the wig-wearing, fat, blowhard, misogynistic sack of wind. Sadly, though, he is now your new President. And yeah, it sucks for you, but rioting and...

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So the so-called “street services” haven’t been back since they came to my fucking tent at half 7 in the morning yesterday. I’ve been there a year, why are they causing me problems now? At the st...

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Prosebox.com - I already like you more than .net. Having everything right there in the top right corner is better than scrolling down. I vote for laziness! I vote for Prosebox.com.

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Which quickly segues into “I wish it was payday again”. I had to buy a new keyboard today. For those who aren’t aware, I have two laptops; one is a Vostro 1540, a low-end dual-core I bought for w...

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Not really. I’ve been playing a lot of New Vegas and a lot of Super Mario World and that’s about it. The only interesting thing that happened is that D had an abortion but I am so not ready to t...

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It’s fucking hilarious to me that people who are excited for a month-long of writing use a fuckin’ portmanteau, the very epitome of lazy writing, to describe it. Fuck off.

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SPOILER I don’t care if you dislike Windows 10 or not. Shut up and read the entry. So! The free Windows 10 upgrade is still available, and if you’re interested I’ll let you know how you can still...

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I can’t wait until this election is over so that both sides of you will shut the fuck up. Things to bear in mind: Neither candidate is likeable or even qualified to run the shitshow that is Ameri...

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I forgot to update I guess so just in case anyone was worrying: I sorted it. I got a new tent, almost exactly the same as the other one, for £70. It was real simple to sort out, actually. It’s ni...

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TRIGGERWARNING Ignoring the whole “Brianna Wu made up fake death threats for publicity dollars” thing, I went into Rev60 with a completely open mind. For those who don’t know, this game was appar...

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Got the missus’ i5 running, since it takes the same batteries as my laptop. So I’ve stolen it, rammed in the 8GB of RAM from mine and given her the Celeron. The i5 needs a new power socket but I’...

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