Johnny Carcinogen ⋅
You all make me physically ill.
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Okay in Chunky giblets
Well, the tent was fucked, completely gutted out, so I bought a new one. It’s just a tad smaller than the previous one, but it’s still got three separate rooms, so no worries there. Everything is...
Life sucks in Chunky giblets
The torrential downpour late last night flooded my home out and now I’m pretty much fucked. I’ll write more on this later, I just wanted to share this bullshit with the world. I’ve got work to do...
PSA in Chunky giblets
It’s not Autumn yet. You still have two weeks. Calm down.
Life and whatnot in Chunky giblets
Yeah, so me and the dog (or should that be the dog and I?) are still living in our big-ass tent. In fact, the one-year mark is coming up - I moved my big-ass tent to that spot back in December, a...
AM2R in Chunky giblets
If you are any kind of a Metroid fan, you really ought to go here and download the Metroid II fan remake. It was made by a guy as a tribute to the Metroid games. It took this fucker 9 years to ma...
Martin Shkreli in Chunky giblets
DISCLAIMER Don’t be offended by this. If you are, don’t tell me, I don’t really care. This is satirical. Actually, whilst I’ll be using my usual acerbic style, I actually really fucking hate this...
LOL in Chunky giblets
I would say “Come follow me on twitter!” but to be honest more people follow me on twitter than ever read me here, so what’s the point? But just in case: @Laser_Raptor
Gah this fucking weather in Chunky giblets
This fucking weather is driving me mad. I can’t fucking cope in this shitty goddamn heat. It’s a terrible fucking heat, too, one that’s actually making me sweat even though it doesn’t feel that ...
Welp in Chunky giblets
I have 554 unread bookmarks. Time to go and read each and every one of them.
New laptop! in Chunky giblets
Well, it’s nothing major but I bought a cheap-ass Win 7 laptop. Mediocre processor but a nice fat 8GB RAM speeds things up considerably. I’m only using it for movies, music and retro-gaming anywa...
Summer. Allegedly. in Chunky giblets
It’s been a mediocre summer. We had a few hot days and that was about it. I shouldn’t be surprised, summer blows here but still. Wasn’t cold enough to stop fleas invading the tent 😤but that’s oka...
Say hello... in Chunky giblets
… To Shadow 😁
Holy hell in Chunky giblets
My profile picture isn’t supposed to look like that but wow, that rocks 😁👍😁
All righty then in Chunky giblets
I know I don’t update much anymore but if you’re not gonna read the shit I write I may as well not bother at all.
Leslie Jones, Ghostbusturds, and twitter censorship in Chunky giblets
WARNING: TRIGGER WARNING. THE EASILY OFFENDED MAY WISH TO STOP READING RIGHT NOW. I ONLY WARNING. It’s no secret (to anybody who has an internet connection and know how to read), that late days ...
LOL in Chunky giblets
I disappear for a few months and when I come back you’ve all been having drama without me. Well done, Prosebox. You have finally become OD.
Long time no write in Chunky giblets
Good god, I apologise for the lack of updates but I’ve been an extremely busy little fucker. I nabbed a PS1 and a fucking arse ton of games. I’ve also been catching up on my reading and sorting o...
Wub in Chunky giblets
Well I’m glad the weather is getting better. The skeetos are gonna be a nightmare sooner or later but there are remedies for that. I’ve been playing a lot of old DS games lately. Mainly GTA China...
32 in Chunky giblets
Happy fucking birthday. One person cared enough to say it to me. I guess I can’t complain since I didn’t really tell anyone about it. Ah well, at least Jack Daniels cares. Sob.
okay in Chunky giblets
I’m trying to figure out how to post photos here via my phone. As soon as I figure it out I’ll do that, because there are a lot of photos on my phones that you may or may not be interested in. Fo...
Ghostbusters trailer in Chunky giblets
Let me say this right now so I don’t get falsely accused of muh soggy knees somewhere down the line: it is utterly irrelevant that the new lineup are all female. Okay? I don’t give a fuck what ge...
New phone! in Chunky giblets
And it’s fast as fuck. Plus fifty gig data so I guess a lot of porn is in my immediate future. Snoogans.
Quick entry in Chunky giblets
Blah blah bollocks. Chris Rock is in trouble for making jokes and I don’t see the fucking problem. DiCaprio won an Oscar and I’m supposed to give a shit. I don’t. My tent is an enormous bastard o...
Deadpool and whatnot in Chunky giblets
So as the four of you who regularly reads me know, I am something of a Deadpool fan. Today the movie opens and I going to see it in a few hours. Very excited. I’ll let you know what I think afte...
Sup in Chunky giblets
Okay I haven’t been updating much but seriously - how often do I need to write about how all I do is stress out at my dog and drink too much? I’ve been doing pretty much the same thing day in and...
