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J'ai Adore Manana in 2014: The Year That Was
As of Friday gone I am officially debt free once more! That means no more overdraft, no more contracts, and (most pleasing of all) no more debtors with their red text and upper case type. I feel ...
Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting in 2014: The Year That Was
Heavy nights thick with caramelized humidity. I switch the air-con to maximum and breathe.Currently riding out a few bumps in the road as HR lob a monkey wrench into the works with some sly-ass c...
*grin* *smile* *bursts out laughing* in 2014: The Year That Was
Madrid: More flats than a comedown More hills than a porn star. It’s unfortunate that the good passes so much quicker than the bad. It’s equally unfortunate that I’ve lost my second Note 4 in the...
This Way Hombre's in 2014: The Year That Was
I’m gonna design weapons of mass-destruction with Queso’s claws for the blueprint! They may not be super powers per say but they’re certainly super powered! An hour later…oh hell, still hurting. ...
Behold The Beard in 2014: The Year That Was
I’m feeling pretty sleepy as I type this sprawled out on the bed. There’s 2 empty beer bottles to my left and my loveable ball of fur (Queso), who arrived today, therapeutically purring up along...
Ivanhoeeeeee! in 2014: The Year That Was
Scootching my ass into the hotel groove I sit down with beer and steak ready to enjoy a movie. ‘Monsour…’ - One day I may very well pay more attention to the language of the download. Though that...
Comó estás? in 2014: The Year That Was
With so many flats I’m shocked at just how many hills there are in this concrete jungle. Swinging from the trees it’s one giant downhill race to the top of the food chain off the bottom rung of t...
Saved To Memory in 2014: The Year That Was
Maybe there’s a Louis Armstrong tribute on this evening? Or perhaps the hotel I’m in has chosen to supplement its income by doubling up as a retirement home? I turned up to the Sunday morning bre...
Magic Bolloxs in 2014: The Year That Was
It’s cold as ice when you fire someone on the 12th December. An early anti-present for the Helper Evil Santa’s got on his shit list. It’s never pleasant but seriously man, are you really that sur...
Un Sol es Amirilo in 2014: The Year That Was
J’ai adore the net. How you can feel the love from people you’ve never even shared a hug with. I’d happily give a cuddle to anyone reading this. The rest of the world gets the obligatory finger, ...
Happiness In Expenses in 2014: The Year That Was
It’s the dreaming with eyes open. The stars when you’re asleep Living in a fantasy You’re magic, dear Bo-Peep I let the llamas wonder over an imagination spun out of Rzpanzals locks. Pick-pocke...
3 Dinners, 2 Lunches, And Far Too Much Cervesa in 2014: The Year That Was
The worst thing about a Friday night is the Saturday morning when you nervously login online to your bank account. Fortunately, with three wishes to the genie, you breathe a sigh of relief as you...
It's All Sunshine, There's Nothing But Sunshine in 2014: The Year That Was
I haven’t been me for so long that the person I was became the person I am. It was painful, enough to make you sick! Like stubbing your toe on a bastard table leg, or returning home to your apar...
A Spanish Space-Monkey in 2014: The Year That Was
We’re our own worst enemies I look in the mirror sometimes and I hate my reflection. Other times I’m in love. With the beauty of the ugly and the pretty little things that mean so much. I guess i...
Madrid in 2014: The Year That Was
I’m moving on Sunday. For 3 months. Still with Paribas. THe only bad part of this is having to be without Queso for at least 1 month. I feel awful. But it’s for the good of us. Hopefully Jan 31s...
Remove The Clutch Now You're Running On Automatic in 2014: The Year That Was
Today we’re mass producing commercialised individuality, with a singular drive, remove the clutch, now you’re running on automatic. Fuck what they say, you’d better listen to the voices. Because ...
A Mantra For Clowns in 2014: The Year That Was
Why is it that people insist on a love for being told the truth when in reality they’d be far happier having a minage a trois with their ego and the lies? There’s nothing more depressing then cry...
Geek Porn in 2014: The Year That Was
So why not stuff our faces with chocolate so we can masturbate our egos in the gym? Your money dissipates hand over fist, mine fists my tenuous disposition. But I’m well balanced (like a tightrop...
Plug in 2014: The Year That Was
Another Monday feeling pretty deflated as my precious beauty sleep lays on the ground butchered by Time Bandits. Bleary eyed but sniffle free, I’m charged with being so very entirely me. Guilty! ...
Dinner Is Served in 2014: The Year That Was
Fortunately I don’t appear to have been whooped for leaving an hour early due to migraine? That said, I’m rather paranoid that the powers that be are building an almighty Jenga tower off of all m...
Just Because in 2014: The Year That Was
Note to self: When picking up half empty packs of chewing gum off one’s bedroom floor it’s best, - Trust me here. yes it is, honestly! To throw it in the bin (rather than your jacket pocket for ...
Which Actor Best Describes A Flat White? in 2014: The Year That Was
Nothing like a ‘discussion’ with your boss first thing about an issue last night to rabbit punch the enthusiasm out of your day. I’m now rather pissed off and deflated in equal measures. I popped...
Feels like more often than not I start an entry by announcing I’ve not that much to say? Preceding to comment on anything you could supersede with a wink and a smile. Caught a cold in summer when...
It's a Ghostface Monday (possibly?) in 2014: The Year That Was
It’s a Ghostface Monday feeling like an apparition of myself. Oh the joy of Supreme Clientele, demonising my sermon from up high looking like an ingerash. So spooky. I looked in the mirror and c...
Me: Till The Day I Die in 2014: The Year That Was
Life’s always better when you’re sporting chocolate covered fingers**. Crossing the mid-day point a good few emails ahead of the curve… - Must be all the recent Fifa14 Accomplishments for my bald...
