Geek Porn in 2014: The Year That Was

So why not stuff our faces with chocolate so we can masturbate our egos in the gym? Your money dissipates hand over fist, mine fists my tenuous disposition. But I’m well balanced (like a tightrope walker with a cheating wife), I avoid conflict by coating my suit in Teflon and maryjane. I ran out of the booth as Clark Kent 10 minutes earlier.

This week we’ve been indulging in geek porn as BHG (Blue Haired Gamer) kindly donated her ‘really big, really bright, 1080p HD projector’ to the living room to go along with my TV, and my Hifi separates, and Xbox One, also taking up space. The pictures I’ve taken simply don’t do it justice! So we’ve been whoring up Killer Instinct, FIFA, and just about every other game I own except Forza which appears to have been fucked by housemates.

Long Boarder left this morning for 10 days in Austria for some competitions which would mean the apartment is down to 7 however Casanova’s gf appears to have moved in on her return from ‘deportation’ to Marlaysia.
C’est la vie eh

Last updated September 21, 2014