Which Actor Best Describes A Flat White? in 2014: The Year That Was

Nothing like a ‘discussion’ with your boss first thing about an issue last night to rabbit punch the enthusiasm out of your day. I’m now rather pissed off and deflated in equal measures. I popped to Pret for a flat white and got a black Americano. At least the journey ride in on the Central line didn’t result in the obligatory bingo wing vs lobe suction fuck & pit sweat! shudder

So tired.

I’m running late to the early bird special now all that’s left are a couple of bad apples, two bananas, and a right, rotten egg** - I wonder when I expire? Now I’m fucked-up off a fruit salad with more mushrooms than mango. But that’s peachy so far as I’m concerned. I’ll just stick to looking panicked whenever you ask me to appear happy

I concede your comments fair but I’m an ex-brunette so why am I always at the bottom of the hill in any discussion taking place? Everything’s weighted against me with a personality about as balanced as the leaning tower, more prickly than a porcupine! A quick roll of the dice throws-up “Snake-Eyes.” So fou ga lucky with my blue balls and your poker face. I want to flush half of this week and start again with my glass half full. I couldn’t help it yesterday evening, caught up in some inwardly spiralling, reflective thoughts. So many faces in 34 years and every one of them fallen out with. I may be partially blind but even I can see through the bullshit of throw away comments like ‘Your part of my family man’ that you recycle whenever hung, drawn, and quartered. For the punishment we got stoned!

Maybe I’ll play black jack using just the diamonds? But most probably I’ll end up playing solitaire on a Friday night against my reflection?