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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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parody of It's Not Unusual in song parodies
it's not unusual to see bugs on anyone when the D.T.s are what you suffer from but when you see lizards come 'round with laser guns it's not unusual to scratch your arms... until you're harmed...
Marrchage The Fourth in idea barrages
1.) This is probably gauche as hell but my brain always mixes up Richie Havens and Richie Valens. 2.) Most of the songs about Woodstock were written by people who never went to Woodstock. Histor...
#foodsongs in idea barrages
I Wanna Hold Your Ham (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peas Coupled With Pearl Onions? Werewolves of Luncheon Sweet Home Abalone I Need A Hero Lunch For Life Lunch Be A Buffet Easy Bake Oven Is Wha...
not so much a prodigal son as a never-was prodigy and yet here I am demanding third chances reconsider me when you check that resume when you smell the laurel trees when you take the J-l...
the vinyl countdown in poetry
Experience is analog. Memory is digital. An amalgamation of approximations. Memory is a lossy medium. Memory is an mp3 of life's live set. Memory shaves off corners for better compression. ...
a boy who reads in poetry
I have chopped firewood but I honestly hate it I've only ever done it so that my aging father wouldn't because he can't admit that his heart can't take it but I hate to sweat and it makes ...
upon an old warehouse in poetry
tear it down blow it up give it away sentimentality is nice but we can drown as rocks in the water by clinging too tightly to yesterday tomorrow is coming and we can either tokens of th...
Marrchage The Third in idea barrages
1.) Convince people you believe AWP stands for "Angry White Patricians". This will determine if they have a sense of humour. #AWP14 2.) I hope that Moss Man/Stinkor shippers call the relationshi...
mister mister in poetry
madness is only a gift if you know how to keep a lid on it if you know how to simmer that shit channel it keep it under control most of the time because if you can't it's even worse than...
Marrchage in idea barrages
1.) The Godfather made the bomb disposal expert an offer he couldn't defuse. 2.) People who watch reality shows can't pick on wrestling fans as "it's all made up" since... at least wrestling fan...
in like a lion 2 in life stuff and misc.
So, I have one good night and today my ma lies to me that adult protective has been called on my dad recovering from surgery, blames it on my friends and then eventually admits that it was all a ...
in like a lion in life stuff and misc.
Went to a burlesque show tonight. It was themed to a movie by some people I used to work for, donated some dribs and drabs from my parents' attic from those days to help them make more money at t...
parody of Mony Mony in song parodies
here he comes now he's a fucking brony humps a stuffed toy when he gets lonely he wears his mascot suit all night now no choice but to make it burn it's just not right, no it's not right I s...
2/27 Extra Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Fiona Apple's transition from musician to B-movie actress was seamless in ATTACK OF THE 40-POUND WOMAN. 2.) An "It's Not Unusual" parody about the DTs? "It's not unusual to see bugs on anyon...
it's not just a matter of knowing the rules so you know how to break them know the rules so well you can make them devour themselves punch their own faces fake their own deaths rip out thei...
overstuffed barrage in idea barrages
1.) Hairdressing machines all look like telepathy amplifiers to me. 2.) It's a free-to-play mobile game about Lara Croft's pregnancy called WOMB TATER. 3.) It's not just a matter of knowing the...
love's limiting factors in poetry
no, love does not conquer all love does not always win but love has a puncher's chance when the fix isn't in love can win any fight that's fair and that has to count for something no, l...
meta-joke-heavy barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like to imagine each of Ollie's fleas is actually a tiny Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing a nigh-microscopic bass. 2.) No, love does not conquer all. But it can win any fair fig...
parody of Born In The USA in song parodies
I said "man, what's wrong with your face?" "your goggles must be from outer space" he said he bought these specs from the google guy there was something wrong with the look in his eyes Borg...
2/25 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) It turns out the Dollar Store in Britain is called "Poundland" so adjust your codenames for sex when in England accordingly. 2.) Pop music is less an art and more of a technique. Talent's ni...
2/25 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The actors could no longer make love without extensive role playing. They knew what this was. Thespian Bed Death. 2.) It's a stage version of the Nickelodeon teen-com HEY DUDE. It's called T...
2/24 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) The future's gonna be just like the present but with more Cyclops visors. But hey. Free Cyclops visors. 2.) Someday heavy metal will have its own space programme and on that day, we will sen...
brother I wasn't stuck in limbo maybe limbo was just stuck in me maybe I wasn't burning in hell punished in manners ethereal maybe my business was biding my time working on better material ...
you're welcome in poetry
I talked the gods out of the last three end-times but no one gives me credit Odin was going to lay down Ragnarok so I strolled up to Asgard and I said Odin, Earth is where I keep all my st...
2/24 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) After whatever apocalypse we finally get, there's gonna be a trend in movies about the now, the "pre-apocalyptic" fad. 2.) Enough longshots accumulated probably add up to one real shot, righ...
