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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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2/12 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) "Bite my chalky off-white ass!" is the well-known catchphrase of Benderman. 2.) He would fall asleep while snitching on people about drug deals, leading to a diagnosis of narconarcolepsy. 3...
2/11 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) A cross between a tambourine and brass knuckles, somehow. 2.) All placed up and nothing to dress for. 3.) A story where it turns out the super-villains are the real heroes, there to distrac...
four a.m. and weary in poetry
the tyranny of this endless now unable to react or even process just accept and keep on clicking forward on the Technicolor cyclone on all these endless nightmares I don't want to sleep thes...
all the times that I survived but lost my place a friend my face a dream or the rent maybe it was not a doom averted maybe it was just doom deferred maybe I should have cut to the chase may...
more good advice (an old poem reworked) in poetry
always be skeptical but never be cynical it's a razor's edge to walk but trust me the cuts on your soles will be worth it cynicism will just burn you out but always be skeptical the world ...
charlie's epitaph in poetry
fate's just confirmation bias in a pair of fancy shoes don't try the idea of an honest day's work is just a kind of Stockholm Syndrome brought on by too much Fox News don't try destiny...
captain oh my captain in poetry
we were hopelessly out-numbered only so long we could stand but I thought we were gonna go down in this ship together I thought that was the plan you'd have a better chance without me I'm...
2/10 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I'm wonderful at advice for anyone except myself. It's some kind of self-reflective Cassandra Complex, I guess. 2.) A fat hairy Aerosmith cover band called Bearosmith. 3.) Fate is just conf...
2/9 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The next time someone is passive-aggressively jealous of you just say "Do you need some peanut butter to go with all that JELLY?" 2.) A man with hockey hair picking apples and the caption "W...
parody of Birdhouse In Your Soul in song parodies
he's Bart's only friend he's not Bart's only friend but he's his little nerdy friend he wants to be Lisa's boyfriend but he's not blue hair glasses and he's speaking in a weird pitch he's...
2/8 Barrage Part 3 in idea barrages
1.) Ollie the Dog is obsessed with placing his feces in the exact arrangement of places. He's into dung shui. 2.) I don't always internet meme... but when I do... internet meme. 3.) We'll beat ...
2/8 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) What no one points out about the Nye-Ham debate that can heal our torn nation: they were BOTH wrong for using Mac laptops. 2.) De Beers Diamond Cartel: We Put The "Gem" In "Hegemony"! 3.) P...
so yeah in life stuff and misc.
I'm now trying my best to actually take advantage of the prosebox format and I've shuffled my journal out into poetry, idea barrages, song parodies and a catch-all for life stuff and other kinds ...
2/8 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Fawning exoticism of the other can be just as damaging as negative stereotyping. Hell, in the long-term, it can be worse. 2.) "I hate that Bella Swan," she muttered, "she thinks she's God's ...
end of Open Diary barrage in idea barrages
1.) You know what's a bad idea for a game? "Gungans and Dragons". 2.) In Soviet Olympic skiing, country crosses YOU. 3.) Any weird diet that involves calorie restriction will work BECAUSE OF TH...
2/6 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Apparently, "Flappy Bird" is some trendy mini-game and not an obscure British insult, which disappoints me. 2.) I don't youtube Let's Play but if I did my purposely-surreal nickname would be...
balancing act in poetry
some wear hearts on sleeves in the hope of attention others we do so instead to remind ourselves we still have one it's a balancing act going to the abyss edge for some darker knowledge ...
2/6 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) We need a new circle of hell for people who loudly snowmobile near residential areas to proclaim the size of their genitals. 2.) Some want to be feared, some want to be loved, I just want to...
2/5 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Letters like PUA & MRA deserve to stand for better things than Pick Up Artist & Mens Rights Activist. Those letters don't deserve that! 2.) I hope Rodman at least nicknamed him "Lil ...
parody of My Milkshake in song parodies
my oak stake puts vampires in the grave they can't hide in coffin or cave no way no coffin or cave come at me, bro, if you think you're brave I know you want it the thing that stakes thee ...
2/4 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Less dominant in Jurassic Park were the philosoraptors who instead of trying to escape debated whether the park existed at all. 2.) Link liked to fight Like-Likes but he didn't LIKE-like to ...
sometimes I think upon all of the wonderful places I did not go back when I thought having somewhere to be was good enough now that I'm older I know just having somewhere to be is not g...
abandon shoes in poetry
abandon shoes and feel the earth beneath you or the rock or tile or wood you are a part of the world whether you like it or not whether it likes it or not you come from it you're going b...
Groundhog Barrage in idea barrages
1.) CNBC counterprogrammes the Super Bowl halftime show with Yuppie Bowl. It's... horrifying. 2.) Am I the only person who refers to "Mrs. Doubtfire" as "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dad"? 3...
parody of Conjunction Junction in song parodies
conjunctivitis it's a virus except when it's bacterial or an allergic reaction conjunctivitis in your eye it's a terrible infection that makes you look stupid it's an irritation of how y...
