parody of Human Touch in song parodies

they were challenging the unknown
they took their rocket away
in the end they could not surrender
flew up to the cosmic rays

but it's not all fun having superpowers
get stretched out like you're made of plastic
it's not a life of all hearts and flowers
it's not always that fantastic

always have to save the city
can't just hang out drinking on the porch
villains need The Thing's clobberin'
and a little of that Human Torch
just a little of that Human Torch

ain't no calling time-out on Galactus
ain't no bathroom breaks from Doctor Doom
and there's no vacation time to call when
there's molemen filling up the room

it's a world filled with supervillains
and sometimes the limelight can just scorch
sometimes Sue needs a little time off
and a little for that Human Torch
just a little for that Human Torch

New York, that feeling of safety you prize
well it comes with a hard hard price
would drive a lesser man insane
shapeshifters coming up the drains
or there's giant flying brains

so this dimension's been invaded
well, show me one that ain't
sometimes Invisible Girl is defeated
by simply covering her
in a can of paint...

there's ten million monsters out there waiting
and that's a much larger number than four
they need thwarting by Reed's inventions
and a little of that Human Torch

always have to save the city
can't hang out drinking on the porch
villains need The Thing's clobberin'
and just a little of that Human Torch