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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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parody of Shine On You Crazy Diamond in song parodies
remember being an egg you didn't have legs shine on you crazy dragon now you've got two of those things and you've even got wings shine on you crazy dragon now you're giant and breathe ...
The Ides of Marrchage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Is there fan-fiction about Mr. Drysdale being a swinger and getting it on with The Millionaire and His Wife pre-Island? 2.) Fan-fiction where Miss Hathaway drops the facade of pining for Jet...
The Ides of Marrchage 3 in idea barrages
1.) Writing parodies of Springsteen is difficult as the only reason I'd ever listen to Springsteen is so as to write parodies of Springsteen. 2.) There is a misspelling in the already stupid-ass...
The Ides of Marrchage 2 in idea barrages
1.) So many friends marching in the Utica St Pats Parade. Don't slip in any of the... ah... previous beer. 2.) Last night, I dreamed I was an MLB bench player getting my first chance as a starte...
The Ides of Marrchage in idea barrages
1.) Some of these dreams lately, it's like I'm living out other ways my life coulda legitimately gone but w/ this consciousness so I'm lost. 2.) All the Pringle ladies, all the Pringle ladies, i...
Marrchage the Fourteenth in idea barrages
1.) Causality and entropy, those two bastards breathing down on me. 2.) My mom's crazy dog refuses the boots and I just end up carrying him back in when he gets cold after he poops. 3.) Why? Be...
weather-heavy barrage in idea barrages
1.) These weathermen and weatherwomen are just a bunch of depth queens right now. 2.) Paraphrasing the so-bad-it-transcends line from MIB2 "you're not sad because the winter's so long, the winte...
self-mythologizing in poetry
I'm a prince up on a parapet and I'm letting down my hair I've known the showers in ivory towers and the friendly ghetto stare I've been thrown out for a lack of funds in the east and...
when the prevailing winds conspire to leave me the comparatively level-headed person in the room holy Christ something has gone wrong when my usual steady rain of melodrama and self-doubt...
Marrchage the Eleventh in idea barrages
1.) When the world is heading into a territory where I am the relatively level-headed entity present, man, we are screwed. 2.) Gums bleeding at the scraper's touch, he said to the dentist "don't...
Mea Maxima Culpa in poetry
this is the process the process is this rendering myself scatterbrained to obfuscate the pain filling my brain with everything that I can fit in there to dull the desire to staunch the ...
Barrage Fifty in idea barrages
1.) The internet does not have enough pictures of Ernest Borgnine as a Borg. 2.) A Highlander-themed fighting game called IMMORTAL COMBAT. 3.) The nightmare was a bit like a mix of THE MATRIX a...
a question for old friends in life stuff and misc.
The application for the Amtrak Residency thing asks for a writing sample. Any opinions on what I should submit? Anything you remember from the OD old days or stuff I've shared on facebook or ...
bonus soul-searching barrage in idea barrages
1.) While attempting to find momentum creatively and in finding side work, I think I also need a change of pace to mix it up. 2.) I wondered how they were ever allowed to use "Modern Love" in an...
parody of STP's Creep in song parodies
hungry as a horse won't eat oats of course getting sick of beef gets stuck in my teeth glad I've got all day don't want to use microwaves good food takes some time USDA pork that's prime ...
Marrchage The Eighth in idea barrages
1.) Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Danny Trejo LET him. 2.) One of the stars of GREYS ANATOMY is returning but the bigger news is that GREYS ANATOMY is still on the air. 3.) We're...
Marrchage The Seventh in idea barrages
1.) I've come to believe my scatterbrain is a psychological failsafe, making me too distractable to give into despair these last two years. 2.) I wonder how many untoward uses of google glass we...
parody of Night Moves in song parodies
I sure can't dance barely do The Robot Churn The Butter that's all I got sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried" oh, they tried and tried ...
in the end in poetry
chalk it up to a lifetime of lessons learned chalk it up to a five lifetimes' worth of bridges burned chalk it up in a list of debts and credits earned chalk it up to misapplied blame ...
parody of 21st Century Schizoid Man in song parodies
kung pao, twice cooked pork dan dan noodles, please some more bon bon chicken, order four twenty first century szechuan man wok-based stir frier mapo tofu is required chili peppers bring ...
Marrchage The Sixth in idea barrages
1.) Hip-hop Let's Plays use unregistered hyphy-cam 2. 2.) Discretion is still the better part of valour but these days valour and three dollars will get you a coffee at Starbucks. 3.) An elabor...
Marrchage The Fifth Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) And then there are the days where you are honestly not sure whether the best reaction is to curl up in a ball in the dark or is to march around banging a pot and pan together while singing "I...
80,000 Points For Extra Life in poetry
we'll go down to the mall pretend we're still nineteen with our futures still bright and the grass blaring green pretend from Macys to the Target we'll pretend from end to end where the a...
Marrchage The Fifth in idea barrages
1.) We'll go down to the mall, pretend we're still nineteen, with the future still bright & the grass blaring green. We'll pretend. 2.) Ralph Fiennes has an inverse Dorian Gray thing where t...
the limping friar in poetry
I threw out some old glories clad in ones that still apply I go down for water the well is a lie before enlightenment the monk goes to the well for water and after the enlightenment the ...
