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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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917 in idea barrages
1.) It is not unpatriotic to admit those desert camouflage baseball jerseys look like someone threw up all over them. 2.) For the first time in my life, instead of berating her with my failures a...
that blue stuff in poetry
diphenhydramine little blue beans fifty milligrams a scene diphenhydramine diphenhydramine small azure jewels sleep-causing tools one might be enough for a person like you or at the most two bu...
some kind of a monster barrage in idea barrages
1.) Refurbishing Big Ben is a painstakingly delicate task but they’re working around the clock. 2.) It was the kind of day where simple air conditioning would not do. Air re-education was in orde...
when you get away from the constant criticism the relentless pressing sense of judgement the negativity the crushing force of being treated like a failure for a little while it is like coming up ...
913 in idea barrages
1.) Donate your unwanted phonebooks to an unfortunate weightlifter who cannot afford phonebooks of his own to tear in half. 2.) It sometimes seems as though the cat and the dog regard each other ...
911 in idea barrages
1.) How many stupid pay-to-win games do I have to block on facebook before they give me a plaque? 2.) As the sun expands to the point where Earth’s burnt to a crisp the last of us will receive a ...
start me up in poetry
I forgot what it was like to have a reason to wake up before two in the afternoon but I am starting to remember I forgot what it was like to have a motivating force other than g...
99 in idea barrages
1.) Much as I hate unearned Pollyanna optimism I’m a huge fan of earned world-weary “we have been there, we can do that” positivity. 2.) I’m no religious type but I’d like to point out how JC fli...
what have we learned charlie brown in poetry
You gotta make your peace before you go to pieces. If not for them then your own damn sake. You cannot infinitely indefinitely carry that weight. Something will break. And you are somethi...
98 in idea barrages
1.) The greatest name for a band ever would be “Tijuana Bible Study”. 2.) The Tea Party’s trying to ban ballet because it heard the word “Arabesque”. 3.) Comedy is the art of focused self-humilia...
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in idea barrages
1.) A hundred year old man beats up Native Americans for the right to have sex with a teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2.) A lady decides that sex with Paul Simon is slightly preferable to ...
this is my inside voice in poetry
this is my inside voice this IS my inside voice! this is all I have this is what The Great Magnet gave me this is what I have to work with this IS my inside voice oh God, you should ...
96 in idea barrages
1.) If “House Hunters” were about actually stalking, hunting and killing buildings, I would probably actually watch it. 2.) Next you know, the Tea Party will try and ban imported washing machines...
parody of The Pina Colada Song in song parodies
I took a look in the want ads, been unemployed for too long people needed to do things involving multiple dongs I didn’t know what the ad meant, I guess I’m boring in bed I went onto Yaho...
parody of Thrift Shop in song parodies
[HOOK:] I bought a latex mask you’re dressed like Polly Pocket I - I - I’m greeting some trick-or-treaters Halloween is awesome I walk into the party, like, “What up? I’m Mr. Spock!...
parody of Hot For Teacher in song parodies
c-c-creature, stop this killing creature, can’t you see? it draws attention to your pool maybe you should just lay low and let your legend grow creature, show some pity for ...
parody of Listen To The Music in song parodies
can’t you feel it growin’… in your nose maybe it’s a symptom of the flu feelin’ crappy, feelin’ bad oh, we got to let the mucus flow what the people need is a good expectorant ...
via Chicago in poetry
you can’t convince me that we’re actually flying no not anymore we’re just in a tube we’re just on the floor we teleported from L.A. to Chicago four hours ago and they’re running paintings of cl...
post-modern love in poetry
hey there hipster lady can’t you at least date me ironically? you could tell your friends I’m so bad that I’m good when we go into your gentrified hood to drink Hi-C Ecto Cooler and e...
tuesday morning mishap in poetry
Spill coffee on your wallet. Spread your whole life out to dry. Consider all the ways you do and do not count. Bleach your paltry money in the sun. Read the tea leaves of your past in photograp...
like me subscribe me follow me share me favorite me retweet me justify me fulfill me appreciate me acknowledge me sanctify me resurrect me worship me possess me sacrifice me damn me bury ...
93 in idea barrages
1.) Is there A Thing yet where rednecks post pictures of fish they threw back on Throwback Thursday? It would be slightly less dumb. 2.) When the nun took up chewing tobacco, she should’ve known ...
92 in idea barrages
1.) It’s a teevee series about Sherlock and Watson finally getting married. It’s called “Hi Honey, I’m Holmes”. 2.) Vegetarianism for Dummies is a self-kelp book. 3.) I have to believe that if Pa...
91 in idea barrages
1.) On their off-nights, Mr. Fantastic, Plastic-Man and the Elongated Man are all part of the Expandau Ballet. 2.) Nightmare where I was dying of a mysterious blood disorder but the hospital I wa...
barrage in motion 12 in idea barrages
1.) “Willful Absent-Mindedness” stuffing your head so full of facts you lose focus on the bad stuff isn’t the best approach but its an approach. 2.) The realization that if I were thin & weal...
