parody of Hot For Teacher in song parodies

c-c-creature, stop this killing
creature, can’t you see?
it draws attention to your pool
maybe you should just lay low
and let your legend grow
creature, show some pity for these fools

I think of all the monsters that I’ve seen
I’ll stay on dry land, try my luck with Frankenstein
don’t go wade, do not wade, do not wade
black lagoon creature
do not wade, don’t wade
black lagoon creature

I had considered swimming
but your lagoon is so cold
it keeps some victims away
when you see bikini babes
it really makes you bold
they’re just bait to lure you away

I think of all the monsters that I’ve seen
I’ll stay on dry land, try my luck with Frankenstein
don’t go wade, do not wade, do not wade
black lagoon creature
do not wade, don’t wade
black lagoon creature