parody of Thrift Shop in song parodies

[HOOK:] I bought a latex mask
you’re dressed like Polly Pocket
I - I - I’m greeting
some trick-or-treaters
Halloween is awesome

I walk into the party, like, “What up? I’m Mr. Spock!”
I’m so pumped about the stuff I got at the costume shop
girl painted green, guy looking funky
suddenly realize those two are Shrek and Donkey
the girl in leopard print she’s dressed as a cougar
the guy with knives on his hands I think he’s Freddy Kreuger
in that two-man suit, I think they’re Scooby-Doo
woman in the fez, that’s a lady Doctor Who
and I’d love to get into her phone box too!
worked on these costumes for months, let’s get some compliments
scarred up face, Harvey Dent, there’s Ralph Wiggum his wookie is bent
homemade or storebought, either way
hey, we’re all struttin’ today
collecting candy like wages, rotting all my teeth away
I’ma take your Juicy Fruit, I’ma take your Baby Ruths
no for real - I’ll eat five pounds - of candy, that’s the truth
a white cotton bedsheet’s so easily a toga
or a ghost, cut two holes then throw it right over
they had a blue lightsaber, I bought blue lightsaber
I brought a Star Trek handphaser and another for later
Knicks jersey, Carmelo, that kitty is Hello
but are my eyes deceiving me, don’t think so, hell no
I may be wrong, man, but I have little doubt
those two are Daphne and Velma and I think they’re makin’ out!

[HOOK X2]

that’s He-Man, that’s Spidey, that’s Kermit the Frog
the one guy is Dorothy the other’s Toto her dog
I’m bobbing, I’m bobbing, I’m bobbing for a couple apples
between bites, I’m pouring vodka in my Snapple
I’m always out looking for add-ons to my disguises
get me some contacts to have some dollar-bill eyes
I’m at the Party City, you can find me in the make-up
I’m not, I’m not stuck, I’m buying glow-in-the-dark junk
yeah man, I’ll get creative and you’ll be elated
I’ll take some flannel and a hat, second-hand, and dress like a trucker
I’ll talk as if I’m on C.B. like a cross-country trucker
I’ll pretend I’m chewing Skoal just like an old school trucker
they’ll be like “you look like Smokey and The Bandit”
and I’ll win the first prize and the haters can’t stand it
no I’m not grandstanding, that’s simply how I planned it
fifty dollars for first prize - that’s my bar tab for the night
I call that ten pints well-earned
I call that hella tight
doing Halloween right
we’ll leave our costumes on when we go later to Denny’s for a bite
ladies staring at us because we’re such a sight
are we gonna take them home, you know we hella might
man you know we hella might

[HOOK]

I wear these Batman clothes
I look incredible
I’m in this mask and cloak
like Wayne Manor’s my abode (X2)

[HOOK]