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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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there’s something to be said for putting your life out in bags there’s something to be said for stacking wood there’s something to be said for forgiveness over permission there’s something to be ...
new text document part two in poetry
those stars are just as far away as the things you’re not forgetting and though the distance is immense the sight is unrelenting it took that light ten million years to reach your riverbed alm...
to the tune of NIGHT MOVES in song parodies
I was a little too fat couldn’t fit in plate mail too clumsy for a mace on a flail it was like a LARP in front of tourists’ eyes and it all was enhanced by...
to the tune of JOLENE in song parodies
Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El I’m begging you put Kal-El in the ship Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El, Jor-El Krypton’s gonna explode pretty quick we all are doomed by Brainiac or maybe by...
new text document in poetry
go stare up at the stars don’t you feel like they’re receding? scary how few there are they’re not infinite just repeating there’s maybe just fifty-three then they cut a...
113 in idea barrages
1.) Ten years ago, VANILLA ICE GOES AMISH would have only been a lazy absurd joke on a bad sketch comedy show, MADTV or whatever. Irony has turned in a circle and is gorging itself to death on it...
to the tune of SABOTAGE in song parodies
yeeeeeeeees Virginia, he’ll come this winter he’ll make you all believe, this Christmas Eve he’ll stuff your stocking with some craft beer but the man sees all, you should live in fe...
october capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) Most of my celebrity crushes are either comediennes or cooking show hosts. I think this clearly delineates my life priorities. 2.) The one tool we have against shadowy wealth pulling the stri...
to the tune of SUGAR MOUNTAIN in song parodies
oh to live on cougar mountain leopard-print pants and over-tanned boobs they like ‘em twenty on cougar mountain I’m too old for them but maybe not you but hey maybe not you ...
to the tune of BLISTER IN THE SUN in song parodies
up at the North Pole on Christmas Eve… reindeer are so stressed out one of the team, sick of the scene, whips a pistol out everyone run… don’t you know Blitzen’s got a gun everyone run… Santa i...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) Carfax thinks a good strategy is an ad mascot to which the only sane reaction is “KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!” Noted. 2.) “That which rocks the hardest tends to rock the loudest” is the princ...
postcards from the middle in poetry
when in a Wal-Mart hellscape you see all the terrible people and you judge them all for their choices and guffaw and feel so goddamned superior realize in that moment even if it’s for a...
homecookin' in poetry
go home with the girl at Little Caesar’s then at least you’ll have pizza she’s not a supermodel or that great at conversation but there would be pizza that’s more than some people get...
don’t hit on the cute girl in the Salvation Army just seriously, man, get it together don’t hit on the cute girl in the Salvation Army I know it seemed like a good idea at the time but ...
to the tune of STACY'S MOM in song parodies
Jason’s mom is gonna kill us all (X4) Jason never was very good at school most likely to drown out in the pool she should have never let him go to camp but she’s gonna cancel us...
rough water in poetry
I missed the boat, yes the Lusitania I missed the boat, sure the Titanic, the Maine I missed the boat, okay a thousand damned times but the one I finally take will be one that does...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) Before taking into consideration the judgments of others, double-check if they are completely crazy first. 2.) I sum up my life trajectory thus: the process of shouting “THEATRE!” in a crowde...
o exiles driven back into the cluttered murky warrens of your half-assembled dreams take heart we all feel like this all of the time some just think there profit in pretending it not so ...
1027 in idea barrages
1.) Wendy didn’t like putting labels on love, she preferred simply “pansexual”. 2.) Apparently if you want to pretend your boner pill ad is classy, you get a lady with a British accent. Noted. 3....
1026 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes you go inside your own head and just wanna know that there’s people who think you’re their “what if” too. 2.) You look at the plurality of internet culture & wonder how ANYONE c...
1025 in idea barrages
1.) Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition. Art is repetition slowly mutating into the glorious new. 2.) Can we just do away with the idea of college football ...
1023 in idea barrages
1.) Caffeinated beef jerky is the gateway drug to PCPeanuts. 2.) Real talk: the problem with losing weight is the return of one’s libido but having nothing to do with it. 3.) A youtube-themed sup...
buttermilk in poetry
there are lights over buttermilk falls at the outskirts of the city in which I live there are lights you can see on the clear nights around about three in the morning over buttermilk falls and ...
1022 in idea barrages
1.) So just shake your pelvis/like your mama named you Elvis. 2.) Swinging on a rope through Gotham City behind Batman is a real Dick move. 3.) I like to believe that “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get You...
I'm Not Batman in poetry
look let’s get real here I’m not Batman despite the rumours you may have heard on the gawkers and the tee-emm-zees and all the youtube vlogs about me I’m not Batman I’m sorry but I’m just not I...
