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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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barroxing day 2 in idea barrages
1.) In MY day we all stared at the SAME screen to ignore each other instead of each having our own. It was BETTER, I say, unsure if that’s true. 2.) If you think you know where the hinterlands ar...
barroxing day in idea barrages
1.) Coffee’s more like sex than pizza. Yes, bad’s better than none but you also sometimes need the nasty strong stuff to get up in the morning. 2.) Philadelphia airport on Christmas is like… the ...
christmas (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) We’re better than blessed. We’re real. 2.) We’re better than miracles, we’re factual. 3.) We retreated into corners of niches & fetish & fancy, hoping it would empower us but here we ...
christmas eve (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) Soon our culture will be so granular that fan-fiction will give way to friend-fiction where you write shipping stories about your friends. 2.) To paraphrase an old quote, I still cannot shake...
1223 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) This time the dream was about finding awesome things in a junk shop but constantly losing them as I found new ones but… still… woken up by thinking someone was calling me. Is this gonna be a ...
1222 in idea barrages
1.) You probably shouldn’t have a Proud Parent Of An Honor Student sticker above a Jesus fish unless you are actually God. 2.) When the world is invaded by gigantic tin cans, boots and tomatoes f...
heard it on the grapevine in poetry
up in Kern County way out past Tejon you can bet the camels if you happen to know someone who knows someone who’ll tell you where to go but if cops show up then you’re on y...
1221 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) I need a Dennis Hopper toy and a Price Chopper supermarket to finally drive a nail in this “Elf on a Shelf” crap. 2.) Honestly, if I ever got a tattoo, it’d probably be the X-Men Phoenix logo...
Re-examine your self-definitions regularly. You are not a series of categories, you are a you. You might miss something great. Some one or some thing. And anyway at this ...
honest Santa Baby in song parodies
Santa baby, I hope that your list involves some checks… for sex because I’ll put out for gifts, Santa baby then enter my vagina tonight! Santa baby, transactional in-ter-course is fin...
1220 in idea barrages
1.) Every culture has a disgusting food it pretends to like just to mess with other cultures. Poutine. Vegemite. White America has portobellas. 2.) Re-examine your self-definitions regularly. You...
to the tune of Allentown in song parodies
Billy Joel once heard of Allentown while one of his chauffeurs drove him around his accountant needed some more hits that thirteenth yacht was a money pit well Billy Joel was known to all hi...
internet do-re-mi in song parodies
“Doe”, a stupid form of “Though” ”Bae”, ”Baby” as said by jerks “Meh”, it connotates malaise “Fie”, I say on all who twerk “Lol” pronounced as one word sucks “Bleh” is basical...
to the tune of My Favorite Things in song parodies
the addams family’s five-digit buddy the one in the arctic who made it all bloody the kid who became rocks by smashing his rings these are a few of my favorite things the blue haire...
travel does little for your longing unless your travels take you where you long to be otherwise travel just means newly-unfulfilling scenery another place to add to the list of places yo...
1219 in idea barrages
1.) We must remember, this isn’t about America fearing terrorism, this is about debauched movie executives being blackmailed. 2.) Travel does little for longing unless travel takes you where you ...
12183 in idea barrages
1.) It’s a TV dinner specifically for those who cruise depressing dating sites. It’s called Tinder Vittles. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) What I’m really looking forward to is JJ Abrams sequel to Co...
12182 in idea barrages
1.) Surprisingly, sleeping almost a day straight on my brother’s couch was actually what my destroyed back needed. The minor surgery area is still sore but all the crap from being 6‘6 and on plan...
rough birth in poetry
the frantic trumpeting of used-up myths the lawman-murderers in the old streets trying to reverse the advance of freedom these are not a resurgence the now is a rough birth of something a...
1218 in idea barrages
1.) Remember when there used to be IRC channels and they’d invade each other? We TOTALLY should’a called that “The Bay of Pings”. 2.) On a sex-advice radio show, the difference between “first tim...
my heart is almost new my heart is gently used my heart is pre-owned factory reconditioned refurbished repartitioned defragmented debugged freshly detailed drained and refilling my heart i...
1217 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) If people hassle me on saying Happy Holidays, I’m just like “New Years is a holiday too!” and it throws ‘em. 2.) We drag our feet on forgiving ourselves our messed-up pasts because it’d make ...
don’t mistake the darkness for proof that the light will never come back I mean it might never come back but it could don’t let ‘em trick you into thinking that hard ...
our hearts in poetry
we shred our hearts to ribbons we spread them out across the sky that we may yet outshine the stars yes that’s the point that’s why we do it we wanna either shine that bright or die or may...
something is lost in poetry
she used to be able to get by on her looks but not anymore and she’s still getting used to it he’ll always get by on his family’s money he won’t use those words but his acceptance is far...
