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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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to the tune of a hard day's night in song parodies
it’s been a chard day’s night and I’ve been eating too much kale it’s been a chard day’s night and my stomach’s about to fail I guess that it’s healthy food but it’s like chewing on wood...
No! Don’t kick out the jams! Don’t pump them up either, they’re fragile! The veil between reality and fiction the veil between reality and madness they’re different but look as...
love and theft in poetry
Saying taxation is theft is like saying the brain steals blood from skin. Without the mechanism of functional society, your money doesn’t exist. The niceties that allow the exchange currency...
together in electric dreams in poetry
when I was a young but never tiny kid a vaporizer would’ve been a zap gun in a paperback maybe a cartoon show now it is a cigarette that looks like R2-D2’s peter and i...
history lessens in poetry
It’s important to remember how in context of the time the Second Amendment wasn’t about “freedom” it was about arming to put down slave rebellions. We’ve forgotten how ugly it always was. So...
i want one with everything in poetry
The work isn’t what wears you out. It’s defending the work that wears you out. Then you have to recharge by doing the work more. But the work isn’t what wears you out. Good work only a few may ...
helper monkey in poetry
I don’t need a helper monkey but I’d love a co-dependence monkey who’d just sit beside me and tell me everything I do is amazing. The co-dependency monkey would send out all the bills...
retrospect in poetry
In retrospect, the most honest love letter I could ever write could ever written to a number of hers would be “You’re beautiful because you treat me like an infallible gen...
49 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if those bass fishing shows have a casting couch that they cast a line off of then laugh and still demand sex. 2.) I don’t say the Yankees radio personalized home run calls are the c...
trigger warning in poetry
sooner than later all of this bullshit will be over some religions say that we will be in another place entirely some religions say that we will be back here again but we will remember nothing...
of course it’s not adam and steve it’s adam and stephen what kind of self-respecting gay dude would call himself “steve” adam and stephen’s wedding would be lovely I would ...
to the tune of "no rain" in song parodies
all I can say is that my life was pretty plain til I got bit and felt the hunger pangs now all I can do is just blindly lurch at you and speak my point of view by groaning “br...
48 in idea barrages
1.) “Well, I don’t understand why I sleep all day and I start to complain when there’s no brains” is a fine start to a zombie song. 2.) If you’re Rob Zombie and you’re gonna have your own line of...
47 in idea barrages
1.) Some nozzle on MSNBC suggested that people only believe in Sanders in Silver Lake and Williamsburg, dancing around the H-word. 2.) “I’m exhausted” is counter-intuitively polysyllabic consider...
tune of karma chameleon in song parodies
dessert going to my thighs all the way I should really give it up doctors say I want something after din-din something sweet for not much dough no that’s not a contradiction not if you kn...
46 in idea barrages
1.) As a child, they drill in your head how TV cartoons aren’t real, as an adult, you have to pretend TV news is real. 2.) No! Don’t kick out the jams! Where will they sleep? It is very cold out ...
#DescribeAVideoGameBadly in idea barrages
1.) Drug-fueled handyman stomps animals to death in desperate attempt to impress the ruling class. 2.) A young guy in a dress is told ordered to take an old man’s sword or else things could get d...
making movies about making movies in poetry
the longer we’re isolated from negative consequence the easier it is to create or release the things we make but also the easier it is to get out of touch with anything like a real life...
in the end we’re all trapped within our minds the only person in there with us is ourselves so we may as well make that asshole laugh and hope they’re not so annoying mos...
how you position the profile picture on your social networking whatevers the picture you happen to put there it fascinates the hell out of me how sometimes they’ll put themselves h...
45 in idea barrages
1.) So, I gather from facebook and twitter that it’s good I’ve never even tried to get into the Walking Dead? 2.) The industry of marketing movies to Christians who want to pretend they’re discri...
stockholm sapiens in poetry
I’ve seen the best minds of my generation use their masters degrees to work in filling stations I won’t pretend that this is normal I won’t pretend that this is right I don’t care if this benefi...
44 in idea barrages
1.) Drunken boxing martial arts put the sake in chop-socky. 2.) Close friendship is great but in The New Mutants, Cypher and Warlock were straight-up code-dependent. 3.) It’s probably not a good ...
43 in idea barrages
1.) Tho the middle-relief & defense are iffy, the major question for the Mets is “Who Is Eric Campbell Blackmailing To Stay In The Majors?” 2.) “To turn it on or off, all you have to do is de...
42 in idea barrages
1.) Just lost about an hour down the internet-hole learning about late-70s tax-scam album pressings. As you do. 2.) A rhythm-based surgical simulator game would be terrible but I love the idea ho...
