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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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status update in poetry
facebook doesn’t need to tell me it’s the birthday of one ex and then send me an old picture of the other five years ago as a “facebook memory” even worse from new york ci...
the cazenovia discount that whoever came the furthest to join these weirding revels should have a little extra time to raise their vocal levels or if there is not anyone who’s from that far a...
520 in idea barrages
1.) Trump’s potential economic advisers are all like “DEREGULATORS! Moooooount up!” 2.) Build a giant Nerf locomotive and advertise that you need to hire a “software engineer/personal trainer” to...
519 in idea barrages
1.) Intellect is knowing something’s wrong. Wisdom is seeing whether to turn it around or burn it down. 2.) Let’s face it, even a trace amount of Mackle was too much to begin with, let alone more...
518 in idea barrages
1.) The best way to understand America’s Funniest Home Videos is to repose the theme song as questions: “America, America, is this you?” 2.) Maybe the orange creature misspoke and intends to star...
slight return (voodoo chile) in poetry
the return there, turn the ret-urn the return here turn there turn everywhere we turn turn everywhere the tides churn suns burn ...
life and time will take your favorite songs away through the experiential association that’s just how it is you loved it then you heard it ten thousand times at that terrible job where...
the process in poetry
praise be whatever is behind the veil sometimes we are reborn after we fail if we’ve communion with it to be made it isn’t wine or bread or salt or corn the gift...
there were two points to be made about the woman in the strip mall parking lot in the mini-van with the jealous looking man stopping in and out of the shop for cigarettes of some kind one was...
you make yourself a hurricane you make your mind the eye your heart opens the white hot room and then you live or die
517 in idea barrages
1.) We need a button that erases Youtube entirely just in case we ever meet an advanced alien race of sentient Mentos mints. 2.) Sometimes, when you see a baby, you have to suppress the urge to y...
you are el in poetry
you are laminations you are liminal you are luminous you are lamentations you are libations you are love you are illustrated you are elevated you are limitless you are a discret...
516 in idea barrages
1.) A post-apocalyptic vision of the human race overrun by Pillsbury Doughboys called THE WALKING BREAD. 2.) The way 2016 is taking away all the awesome famous people in a manner that makes me re...
to the tune of TEENAGE WASTELAND in song parodies
out there on the courts werewolf playing sports there is fur underneath those tube socks was Jason Bateman in the second one in the first film, Michael J Fox not tall for b...
putting on airs in poetry
no mere material inheritor she was rather an heiress to Eris goddess of strife and discord it was what we loved her for she was an heiress to strife and discor...
to the tune of COLD TURKEY in song parodies
tried to eat vegan tried it for fun told to try fake meat soy beans on bun my stomach is churning colon is clenched like I ate a brick wall like I ...
placeholder in poetry
as for this barrage its of dribs and drabs its of bibs and bobs it is no scripture but a scrapture no catch-all just a capture I can only pick...
anxious weather in poetry
when it passes by it passes like rain worms rising from gravel as heartache and pain and after we’ve dried out with sunshine for days ...
a wagon so long it circles itself in poetry
we’re no mere blasphemers we are blasphenominal you’re not just gender-non-comforming you are glambiguous in expression in identity and in volume we are the hot hot heathens these are n...
take deep breaths in poetry
consider all the shame consider all the blame it’s the same game don’t do it for the gloss don’t do it for the boss they exact the same cost your blood your life your love the iron fist or...
515 in idea barrages
1.) The scientific name for the bigfoot is Awesomelopithecus. 2.) The world is awful, full of hate & oppression, but if we hang in there we’ll get to see this Bruce Banner & Peter Parker ...
the return menace in life stuff and misc.
Really, even if the prequels had been good movies, they still would’ve undermined the sense of mystery and wonder we were supposed to share with Luke as he was introduced to that larger world of ...
finally, a decent barrage again in idea barrages
1.) “It’s a celebration,” he said, “we’re drinking the good stuff tonight… SEVEN-buck Chuck.” 2.) Introducing characters in an Arrow/Supergirl crossover would be a hoot. “Olsen? Merlyn. Merlyn? O...
513 in idea barrages
1.) Incessantly confuse Benedict Cumberbatch and Crash Bandicoot for maximum nerd-culture coverage. 2.) This barrage of dribs and drabs, bibs and bobs, not a scripture but a scrapture, not a catc...
512 in idea barrages
1.) Laying claim to a spirit animal feels like cultural appropriation so let’s all just agree to have animal instead. The muppet Animal. 2.) The terrifyingly addled feeling I had yesterday has fa...
