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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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in professional wrestling they call the act of getting actually hit but exaggerating it while also trying to not actually get hurt they call that “taking a bump” a trust fall is easy...
413 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t be an aggregator, be an aggravator. 2.) These people on youtube are always looking for subscribes but they never ask for domscribes. They’d get more action if they were versatile! 3.) H...
zuccotti and wildlife preserve in poetry
before you can occupy Wall Street Washington or the nearest city hall you gotta sit and scream inside the borders of your mind’s own city park you gotta occupy your own dam...
412 in idea barrages
1.) Your chiptune act will be called “Mario Speedwagon”. 2.) Tesla has a car named after him, sure, but died nearly penniless in a small Manhattan apartment that would now be, like, ten grand a m...
411 in idea barrages
1.) Look SNL if you’re not gonna completely admit you’re terrible at least murder Weekend Update. The Daily Show killed it. Move on. 2.) The fact that there hasn’t been a Weird Al themed riff off...
to the tune of TMBG's "Damn Good Times" in song parodies
my bard isn’t a natural lancer but my paladin is a natural lancer he don’t believe in any in-betweens he’s got a stick up his ass but he’s great with a lance my paladin ...
the law of orders in poetry
they meet at the Rotary to all sit and spin and at Masonic Halls to all shit green bricks they will meet at the Lions to pussy about at Knights of Columbus the same way no doubt the...
410 in idea barrages
1.) I am sick of my beard again. If you are hot for my beard, it is time to compliment it so it does not get murdered tomorrow. 2.) If you can convince a mechanic that your beat-up van can last t...
the sealed box of your head in poetry
to everyone else you’re the rough average of all your facets all of your traits all of the people you have to be for your job for your hobbies for your parents for your lover ...
mad dog twenty-twenty hindsight in poetry
yeah it used to be we could escape the cold in the hot embrace of rock ‘n’ roll we can still go there now but it’s no longer as warm there yeah it used to be we could pretend we were coo...
to the tune of a hard day's night in song parodies
it’s been a chard day’s night and I’ve been eating too much kale it’s been a chard day’s night and my stomach’s about to fail I guess that it’s healthy food but it’s like chewing on wood...
No! Don’t kick out the jams! Don’t pump them up either, they’re fragile! The veil between reality and fiction the veil between reality and madness they’re different but look as...
love and theft in poetry
Saying taxation is theft is like saying the brain steals blood from skin. Without the mechanism of functional society, your money doesn’t exist. The niceties that allow the exchange currency...
together in electric dreams in poetry
when I was a young but never tiny kid a vaporizer would’ve been a zap gun in a paperback maybe a cartoon show now it is a cigarette that looks like R2-D2’s peter and i...
history lessens in poetry
It’s important to remember how in context of the time the Second Amendment wasn’t about “freedom” it was about arming to put down slave rebellions. We’ve forgotten how ugly it always was. So...
i want one with everything in poetry
The work isn’t what wears you out. It’s defending the work that wears you out. Then you have to recharge by doing the work more. But the work isn’t what wears you out. Good work only a few may ...
helper monkey in poetry
I don’t need a helper monkey but I’d love a co-dependence monkey who’d just sit beside me and tell me everything I do is amazing. The co-dependency monkey would send out all the bills...
retrospect in poetry
In retrospect, the most honest love letter I could ever write could ever written to a number of hers would be “You’re beautiful because you treat me like an infallible gen...
49 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if those bass fishing shows have a casting couch that they cast a line off of then laugh and still demand sex. 2.) I don’t say the Yankees radio personalized home run calls are the c...
trigger warning in poetry
sooner than later all of this bullshit will be over some religions say that we will be in another place entirely some religions say that we will be back here again but we will remember nothing...
of course it’s not adam and steve it’s adam and stephen what kind of self-respecting gay dude would call himself “steve” adam and stephen’s wedding would be lovely I would ...
to the tune of "no rain" in song parodies
all I can say is that my life was pretty plain til I got bit and felt the hunger pangs now all I can do is just blindly lurch at you and speak my point of view by groaning “br...
48 in idea barrages
1.) “Well, I don’t understand why I sleep all day and I start to complain when there’s no brains” is a fine start to a zombie song. 2.) If you’re Rob Zombie and you’re gonna have your own line of...
47 in idea barrages
1.) Some nozzle on MSNBC suggested that people only believe in Sanders in Silver Lake and Williamsburg, dancing around the H-word. 2.) “I’m exhausted” is counter-intuitively polysyllabic consider...
tune of karma chameleon in song parodies
dessert going to my thighs all the way I should really give it up doctors say I want something after din-din something sweet for not much dough no that’s not a contradiction not if you kn...
