littlefallsmets ⋅ 46 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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46 in idea barrages
1.) As a child, they drill in your head how TV cartoons aren’t real, as an adult, you have to pretend TV news is real. 2.) No! Don’t kick out the jams! Where will they sleep? It is very cold out ...
#DescribeAVideoGameBadly in idea barrages
1.) Drug-fueled handyman stomps animals to death in desperate attempt to impress the ruling class. 2.) A young guy in a dress is told ordered to take an old man’s sword or else things could get d...
making movies about making movies in poetry
the longer we’re isolated from negative consequence the easier it is to create or release the things we make but also the easier it is to get out of touch with anything like a real life...
in the end we’re all trapped within our minds the only person in there with us is ourselves so we may as well make that asshole laugh and hope they’re not so annoying mos...
how you position the profile picture on your social networking whatevers the picture you happen to put there it fascinates the hell out of me how sometimes they’ll put themselves h...
45 in idea barrages
1.) So, I gather from facebook and twitter that it’s good I’ve never even tried to get into the Walking Dead? 2.) The industry of marketing movies to Christians who want to pretend they’re discri...
stockholm sapiens in poetry
I’ve seen the best minds of my generation use their masters degrees to work in filling stations I won’t pretend that this is normal I won’t pretend that this is right I don’t care if this benefi...
44 in idea barrages
1.) Drunken boxing martial arts put the sake in chop-socky. 2.) Close friendship is great but in The New Mutants, Cypher and Warlock were straight-up code-dependent. 3.) It’s probably not a good ...
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1.) Tho the middle-relief & defense are iffy, the major question for the Mets is “Who Is Eric Campbell Blackmailing To Stay In The Majors?” 2.) “To turn it on or off, all you have to do is de...
42 in idea barrages
1.) Just lost about an hour down the internet-hole learning about late-70s tax-scam album pressings. As you do. 2.) A rhythm-based surgical simulator game would be terrible but I love the idea ho...
start of april barrage in idea barrages
1.) So many writers on my twitter feed going to the AWP Conference, I find myself saying it as a silly word. “awp, awp, awp”. 2.) It’s a shame I don’t know how to use the lines “we love watchin’/...
“goddamn” is my favourite curse word by far because it is sneakily the worst curse of them all there are so many ways you can tell someone to deficate copulate urinate insult their ethnicity...
331 in idea barrages
1.) Angry Whoppers. ANGRIEST WHOPPERS! FURIOUS TACOS! INCONSOLABLE FRIES! BLOOD-THIRSTY SHAKES! 2.) A version of Batman where the Waynes were murdered in an alley after a screening of ZORRO THE G...
the road has burned away returned to petroleum roots in the hot sun in the drought caught fire like a cold transmuted to sticky cinder nothing to follow anymore even if you could walk it ...
or it didn't happen in poetry
you have to live by a credo so I will live by this code the only person who will have a picture of my penis is the coroner when I’m dead anyone else must request a live sho...
life stories in poetry
the best we can hope for from social networking is a future where the myth of flawless living is dashed by all of our permanent records where no one can claim to be perfect boy scout...
330 in idea barrages
1.) Only I could feel guilty when I start thinning out my facebook event acceptances to be more budget-realistic. 2.) Charlie Brown grew up to be a successful bereavement councilor, best known fo...
maybe it’s not that madness and art are directly linked it’s more that art is the evolutionary benefit we manifest to mitigate the advantages that we lose due to the madness maybe it’s a re...
tender as a mother's love in poetry
you’re not funny no one thinks you’re funny but you I shouldn’t have told you that you were special when you were young because now you are a loser and you don’t think you need to ever ...
329 in idea barrages
1.) When people talk about “house flippers” I can’t help but imagine adorable pet dolphins. 2.) Sympathy for the bartender can be expressed as “oh that poor pour man”. 3.) When Grodd closes a doo...
tune of Wild Wild Life in song parodies
I’m looking for a decent replacement for baked potatoes maybe something more fancy maybe something toothsome here in this Price Chopper woahoho I got some...
tune of JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG in song parodies
John Travolta was a sweathog “Welcome Back Kotter” I dug but now he comes off like some kind of weird robot that’s what joining a cult does religion is one hell of a drug, sing it ...
april fools in poetry
all the very best and worst most devoted drinkers I know refuse to drink on St. Patricks Day they call it a rolling shit-show it’s just amateur hour they say it’s no fun...
328 in idea barrages
3.) Maybe it’s not that madness and art are directly linked, it’s more that art is the evolutionary benefit we manifest to mitigate the advantages we lose due to madness. 4.) Let’s work on replac...
#trumptributebands in idea barrages
1.) Orange Day 2.) Bachman Turner Comboverdrive 3.) Blink One-Hatey-You 4.) Small Hand Todd And The Monsters 5.) The Jesus And Maria Chainlink Fence 6.) Talking Pumpkins 7.) Sunny Day Real Estat...
