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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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xmas barrage in idea barrages
1.) In role playing games, really fondle those dice before throwing your attack role. Try to find the criterous. 2.) I’m the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story of eligible bachelors. Flawed in some key...
xmas eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) I want a Quantum Leap where Sam is a waiter at a golf course who runs out of lemonade and invents the Arnold Palmer. 2.) Dating sites are a conspiracy by depression and anxiety medicine compa...
xmaseveeve barrage in idea barrages
1.) Most importantly no law, revocation of right, no legal action or appointment is legitimate under a presidency attained by espionage & fraud. 2.) TRUE FACT: Elves poop bells and if they do...
saturnalia in poetry
things I can’t do make a Hammond B3 organ sing out like the angels in the kind of church that doesn’t need a god in the heavens to make its music holy make a bat crack on a fastball w...
1222 in idea barrages
1.) Randomize your menu, call it Victuals of Circumstance. 2.) If you hold an outdoor EDM festival in December, you have to open your show with “Now is the winter of our disco tents”. 3.) Go to a...
1221 in idea barrages
1.) To the tune of the Pink Panther’s theme “Dat Ass, Dat Ass, Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Asssssss” 2.) Ordering spring rolls does not summon the end of winter. 3.) Your documentary abou...
1220 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t care for incredibly melodramatic pop music? We’re sorry but dude, you’re gettin’ Adele. 2.) We have reached the point where Vicki Lawrence is now as old as the Mama character. 3.) If ou...
where we are now, Dec 2016 in life stuff and misc.
In the end, conservatism, fascism, libertarian-ism, all the right wing ways of thinking don’t even really count as ideologies. They are cancerous cynicism at best, Stockholm Syndrome cowardice at...
1219 in idea barrages
1.) I hope that when the next civilization finds our wreckage, they find just enough to assume that Tony The Tiger was real. 2.) The CIA isn’t vague about Russia’s Trump collusion because they “c...
The perfect replication of digital files of our rented cultural capital waiting on the cloud to be taken back from us via obsolescence greed or misadventure means a loss of the m...
1218 in idea barrages
1.) Someone should start a support group called Self-Promoters Anonymous and brag about it all the time. 2.) Funny how most “self-made men” are either fooling themselves about being self-made or ...
1217 in idea barrages
1.) You’re either the kind of person who occasionally eats uncooked ramen like an ice cream bar or the kind who lies and says they don’t. 2.) Herpes acquired via incest is an Oedipus simplex. 3.)...
to the tune of O CHRISTMAS TREE in song parodies
Officious Tree, Officious Tree effusively obtrusive Officious Tree, Officious Tree meddling and deluded your smug superiority holding your long l...
to the tune of ALL THE YOUNG DUDES in song parodies
hey, we should rap sometime about space coaster rides how trippy kids shows were in nineteen-eighty-five deprived, that’s the kids alive, born after eighty-five ...
to the tune of CAN'T YOU SEE in song parodies
gonna find a dungeon strap myself in chains, man when the next full moon comes before I start transformin’ my mouth starts foamin’ fangs start cutting through my gums ...
to the tune of YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME in song parodies
shot through the head and Bill’s to blame William Tell had bad aim a perfect shot is what you claim put me through hell like it’s some kind of game practice makes perfect or so they say ...
1216 in idea barrages
1.) If they think “Leg Day” means exercise but it means “KFC dinner” to you, the miscommunication is their fault not yours. 2.) Mix colognes together, make a fragrencestein. 3.) I’m astonished th...
the truth of you and I in poetry
in the timeline where it all worked out we were lovers on the world where it didn’t all go wrong we drank miracles together as if just water in some velvet dimension that was not so...
vacuum flowers in poetry
the nothing that we breathe this nothing we swing our arms through is lead molasses in comparison to the vast majority of the universe in the vacuum of space our nothi...
cat's cradle in poetry
art is the act of holy flim-flam the craft of the well-intended lie the equal child of shaman and con man if you believe that there’s a real difference between those two kind of guys preac...
to the tune of I Saw Three Ships in song parodies
I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, Planet of Apes I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, it’s annoying can’t make them stop ripping at me Planet ...
to the tune of Black Betty in song parodies
whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) Sim City, built a town (cy-ber-land) the damn thing burned down (cy-ber-land) didn’t build light rail (cy-ber-la...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) No, Gnarls Barkley, that doesn’t make you crazy. It might be one of the SYMPTOMS of your madness but it is hardly the cause. 2.) Officious Tree, Officious Tree, effusively obtrusive, Officiou...
to the tune of Particle Man in song parodies
article man, article man he could be “a” or “the” or “an” in terms of language, really important, article man doesn’t wear shorts, not into sports but he’s in each and every book report ...
1214 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the Hitler sightings in Argentina were conmen who knew Nazi ex-pats would TOTALLY treat ‘em like kings if they passed as Hitler. 2.) If the WWF ever has an elderly division, they’...
