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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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wayfarers clothes in poetry
the crossroads is where the shoppers stop to gossip the crossroads is where the bluesmen sell their souls the crossroads is where the weary lose their bearings the crossroads is where the whor...
this oh-so slender slander no time for palliatives no time to pander no time for parables no time to meander the word for the feeling upon seeing strangers knowing their internal meaning i...
all this wandering in poetry
I’ve lived in the land of fire and sand I’ve lived in the lands of ice and snow I’ve learned there’s no salting the sun there’s no shoveling flames doncha know you can’t hunker down...
new years eve eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your DEATH RACE sequel set in a zombie apocalypse with points for every hit zombie will, of course, be titled CANNIBAL RUN. 2.) Has there been a Harry Potter Chia Pet? Did they call it Hairy ...
Roy Baty's Death Speech by Dr. Seuss in poetry
I have seen things like you never have seen like attack ships on fire near Orion-Thirteen I’ve seen c-beams glit off the Tannhauser Gate I’ve watched them glow early I’ve watched th...
1229 in idea barrages
1.) The Cheesecake Factory would be slightly less lame if they all dressed up like factory workers & there was a Cheesecake Foreman. 2.) Pretty sure the internet believes coconut oil if you h...
wonders never cease in poetry
even in these times of hate and fear when the bridges of freedom seem to crumble as the walls of suffering rise at the edges there will be… moments there will still be moments there wi...
1228 in idea barrages
1.) If your ukulele is pitched-up high and extremely out of tune, it is a Yokolele. 2.) I don’t begrudge people their happy relationships but if you could stop being attractive once partnered, it...
1227 in idea barrages
1.) Here’s hoping you heard of George Michaels’ death in a direct and honest manner not via some sort of careless whisper. 2.) To this day I can’t believe that Newt Gingrich is an actual corrupt ...
barroxing day in idea barrages
1.) When I say “I threw my back out” I mean “I wanted to discard it for one that actually works”. 2.) When two clowns are a couple, all sex is make-up sex. 3.) Is it that famous people are dying ...
xmas barrage in idea barrages
1.) In role playing games, really fondle those dice before throwing your attack role. Try to find the criterous. 2.) I’m the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story of eligible bachelors. Flawed in some key...
xmas eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) I want a Quantum Leap where Sam is a waiter at a golf course who runs out of lemonade and invents the Arnold Palmer. 2.) Dating sites are a conspiracy by depression and anxiety medicine compa...
xmaseveeve barrage in idea barrages
1.) Most importantly no law, revocation of right, no legal action or appointment is legitimate under a presidency attained by espionage & fraud. 2.) TRUE FACT: Elves poop bells and if they do...
saturnalia in poetry
things I can’t do make a Hammond B3 organ sing out like the angels in the kind of church that doesn’t need a god in the heavens to make its music holy make a bat crack on a fastball w...
1222 in idea barrages
1.) Randomize your menu, call it Victuals of Circumstance. 2.) If you hold an outdoor EDM festival in December, you have to open your show with “Now is the winter of our disco tents”. 3.) Go to a...
1221 in idea barrages
1.) To the tune of the Pink Panther’s theme “Dat Ass, Dat Ass, Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Asssssss” 2.) Ordering spring rolls does not summon the end of winter. 3.) Your documentary abou...
1220 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t care for incredibly melodramatic pop music? We’re sorry but dude, you’re gettin’ Adele. 2.) We have reached the point where Vicki Lawrence is now as old as the Mama character. 3.) If ou...
where we are now, Dec 2016 in life stuff and misc.
In the end, conservatism, fascism, libertarian-ism, all the right wing ways of thinking don’t even really count as ideologies. They are cancerous cynicism at best, Stockholm Syndrome cowardice at...
1219 in idea barrages
1.) I hope that when the next civilization finds our wreckage, they find just enough to assume that Tony The Tiger was real. 2.) The CIA isn’t vague about Russia’s Trump collusion because they “c...
The perfect replication of digital files of our rented cultural capital waiting on the cloud to be taken back from us via obsolescence greed or misadventure means a loss of the m...
1218 in idea barrages
1.) Someone should start a support group called Self-Promoters Anonymous and brag about it all the time. 2.) Funny how most “self-made men” are either fooling themselves about being self-made or ...
1217 in idea barrages
1.) You’re either the kind of person who occasionally eats uncooked ramen like an ice cream bar or the kind who lies and says they don’t. 2.) Herpes acquired via incest is an Oedipus simplex. 3.)...
to the tune of O CHRISTMAS TREE in song parodies
Officious Tree, Officious Tree effusively obtrusive Officious Tree, Officious Tree meddling and deluded your smug superiority holding your long l...
to the tune of ALL THE YOUNG DUDES in song parodies
hey, we should rap sometime about space coaster rides how trippy kids shows were in nineteen-eighty-five deprived, that’s the kids alive, born after eighty-five ...
to the tune of CAN'T YOU SEE in song parodies
gonna find a dungeon strap myself in chains, man when the next full moon comes before I start transformin’ my mouth starts foamin’ fangs start cutting through my gums ...
