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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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27 in idea barrages
1.) If being good at football gets a guy forgiven for supporting fascism, that’s an everything problem. 2.) The idiots who spend their time telling us we’re “sensitive snowflakes” now want to boy...
26 in idea barrages
1.) Catholic schools are filled with teachers of habit. 2.) The Fraternious T.U.C.K. loves it when you call him Big Pauper. 3.) Sir Mix-A-Lot has a cousin who is an OB-Gyn, Sir Vix-A-Lot. 4.) Chi...
25 in idea barrages
1.) The island of metaphor, the summer camp where nothing literally makes sense, I hadn’t been there in my dreams in years. It was dying. 2.) The secret party house, the place where people let th...
24 in idea barrages
1.) The hardest gap to cross now is the Trump followers who know what’s happening but can’t admit it to themselves because of what it’d make em. They realize they accidentally backed white nation...
23 in idea barrages
1.) We will be the living repositories of the histories the bastards try to erase. 2.) Blockin eggs BAYBEE/blockin’ eggs baby/TWIT-TER EGGS/twitter eggs/cmoncmoncmon baby now/c’mon baby/BLOCKIN E...
groundhog barrage in idea barrages
1.) Everybody put your hands up head-ish, wave ‘em ‘round like you’re apathetic. 2.) No Supreme Court justice can legitimately spring from a “presidency” that was illegitimately taken from th...
feb opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) (to the tune of “Bacon Pancakes”) Blockin’ Twitter Eggs/blockin’ racist Twitter Eggs/I take the blocker and I put it to the Twitter Egg/ain’t gonna talk/ain’t gonna beg/BLOCKIN’ SOME EGGS! ...
jan capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) False equivalence is the death of journalism. Giving hatemongers “equal time” isn’t fairness, it’s collaboration with Nazis. 2.) Flo always demanded we kiss her grits but we never even saw he...
130 in idea barrages
1.) Point of order: don’t call him “Steve Bannon”, call him “known neo-Nazi propagandist Steve Bannon”. 2.) An alien describing the Super Bowl: “Rich people make minorities try to cripple each ot...
perfection in poetry
Perfection’s only perfect for a second. Perfection will always stagnate. Perfection in the mirror expires before it even sees its own reflection. Perfect’s ...
the birds of the air will come and lodge in poetry
talk about the need puttin’ down the seed hopin’ for a future where we all can feed goin’ to the field workin’ for the yield the rich gonna try to steal so our lips are sealed some of us are...
129 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever someone mentions “slipping into their DMs” on Twitter, pretend you think they’re talking about sex with a D&D dungeonmaster. 2.) Hipster astronauts, always going on about their r...
The Logan Act in poetry
The Logan Act enacted January 30th, 1799 Statue 613 Title 18 of the United States Code Section 953 Any citizen of the United States for example failed real-estate developer Donald J. Trump ...
128 in idea barrages
1.) To this day I’m still surprised that Ben and Jerry didn’t double down on Cherry Garcia’s success with “A Touch of Grape”. 2.) The Lion King, all the way through, no changes except Poomba has ...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Asked for a preliminary opinion, the coroner could only reply “remains to be seen”. 2.) Crossfit’s hard but the worst part is when they drive the nails in. 3.) A tee-shirt with a picture...
126 in idea barrages
1.) Fascism is fundamentally about disregarding reality & replacing it with artifice that supports their hate. Remember that when engaging them. 2.) Call the pants you wear to Disney World yo...
124 in idea barrages
1.) If you ever need to tell someone you’re heading off to a bed and breakfast, just type “BRB BNB”. 2.) Remember: all appointments & laws enacted by a “president” installed by foreign espion...
jan23 in idea barrages
1.) Now you have to make Meta-Krispie Treats by making Rice Krispie Treats out of Rice Krispie Treats cereal. 2.) The “Come Together Let-Down” is the psychological reaction to thinking a great so...
122 in idea barrages
1.) The attempt to eradicate the flu is something of a cold war. 2.) Your film about a dystopian future where actors are only allowed to play man-children until 40 will be called SETH ROGEN’S RUN...
a neighbor discovered on Wikipedia's list of people who claimed to be Jesus in poetry
poor Arnold Potter we don’t share alma mater in some ways we share even more even though birth of mine nineteen-seventy-nine and his was in eighteen-oh-four I in hospital halls of the L...
119 in idea barrages
1.) Realize: whenever you use the letters “BAMF” for “badass mofo” I will never think that and always first think of Nightcrawler teleporting. 2.) Sometimes I just wanna watch delusional mall nin...
117 in idea barrages
1.) The skill-set focused on the care of rock-eating monsters is called “hortaculture”. 2.) You want my ten albums I was listening to a lot as a teenager thing? Sure. Melon Collie and the Infinit...
post-tramiversary barrage in idea barrages
1.) You didn’t just vote that one day. You vote every day you actively resist the normalization of hatred & greed. Or of course when you don’t. 2.) By undermining the very notion of ethical g...
the outer boroughs are an ouroboros eating their own tail a near-endless cycle of which is the most hip over-priced neighborhood outside of Manhattan eating each other and themselves up ...
post-cold barrage in idea barrages
1.) All terrible white “redneck rappers” like Kid Rock should now be collectively referred to as “Meth Head Man”. 2.) Dianetics and Diuretics being so close together is great because they’re both...
