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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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to the tune of YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME in song parodies
shot through the head and Bill’s to blame William Tell had bad aim a perfect shot is what you claim put me through hell like it’s some kind of game practice makes perfect or so they say ...
1216 in idea barrages
1.) If they think “Leg Day” means exercise but it means “KFC dinner” to you, the miscommunication is their fault not yours. 2.) Mix colognes together, make a fragrencestein. 3.) I’m astonished th...
the truth of you and I in poetry
in the timeline where it all worked out we were lovers on the world where it didn’t all go wrong we drank miracles together as if just water in some velvet dimension that was not so...
vacuum flowers in poetry
the nothing that we breathe this nothing we swing our arms through is lead molasses in comparison to the vast majority of the universe in the vacuum of space our nothi...
cat's cradle in poetry
art is the act of holy flim-flam the craft of the well-intended lie the equal child of shaman and con man if you believe that there’s a real difference between those two kind of guys preac...
to the tune of I Saw Three Ships in song parodies
I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, Planet of Apes I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, it’s annoying can’t make them stop ripping at me Planet ...
to the tune of Black Betty in song parodies
whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) Sim City, built a town (cy-ber-land) the damn thing burned down (cy-ber-land) didn’t build light rail (cy-ber-la...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) No, Gnarls Barkley, that doesn’t make you crazy. It might be one of the SYMPTOMS of your madness but it is hardly the cause. 2.) Officious Tree, Officious Tree, effusively obtrusive, Officiou...
to the tune of Particle Man in song parodies
article man, article man he could be “a” or “the” or “an” in terms of language, really important, article man doesn’t wear shorts, not into sports but he’s in each and every book report ...
1214 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the Hitler sightings in Argentina were conmen who knew Nazi ex-pats would TOTALLY treat ‘em like kings if they passed as Hitler. 2.) If the WWF ever has an elderly division, they’...
agnostic prayer in poetry
on some dank greyhound bus by the grace of minor gods we’re gonna overshoot our coverage we’re gonna beat the odds we might end up scarred and spotted we might end up gray of hair we might ...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) A parody of “All The Young Dudes” about Gary Gnu? 2.) Name your cat “Mister Velvet Ears”. 3.) The only thing worse than idiots not knowing they’re idiots are people who are smart at one thing...
1212 in idea barrages
1.) Buy a lot next to a brothel and start a service called Validated Porking. 2.) CANCHA SEE, CANCHA SEE, HOW THAT WOLFMAN BEEN CHEWIN’ ON ME 3.) SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD AND BILL’S TO BLAME, WILLIA...
1211 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re a rodeo clown and you don’t call yourself “Silly The Kid”, you aren’t worth a damn. 2.) Whenever I see Entenmann’s Donuts, I imagine the trucks being driven by giant tree creatures....
1210 in idea barrages
1.) WHOA, Sim City, bam a lam/WHOA, Sim City, bam a lam/Sim City, built a town, bam a lam/the damn thing burned down, bam a lam 2.) FASTER, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, WOUND, WOUND 3.) I felt three ...
normal barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you need to name a Gorgon, name it Zola, unless you think that’s too cheesy. 2.) Your depressed superhero with camouflage powers will be called The Invisigoth. 3.) If Sonic steals Tails’ s...
to the tune of GNR's Patience in song parodies
Shed a tear in my old test tubes The process takes a while I think about my monster every day now Was a time when he was alive But the town set him on fire I’ll just resurrect him with new par...
tune of Fat Bottomed Girls in song parodies
Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise Oh ten miles in the ocean blue Oh gonna look at the sealife Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round The ship was booked from one to four...
the treachery of images in poetry
here we are, you and me living in the bad universe on the wrong side of history lost in someone else’s memory the hum of the fluorescent lights bleed out a queasy faded green not b...
attempt at a poem en francais in poetry
garde-a-vous pour moi et vous garde-a-vous… gardez l’eau a tout la monde, une piscine blue la terre est vieux, quelle age a-tu? la terre est chaud, le mer sans fin ce n’est pas nouvelle c’e...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Facebook pumped an ad into my feed “Most Anticipated Facebook Game 2016”. But… no facebook game has ever been anticipated. 2.) Issuing a Lake Effect Storm Watch in northern New York state in ...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Our age is defined by struggle against those who’d fake up systems of thought to justify cruelty & selfishness in an interconnected world. No one should go hungry sick or uneducated, we’v...
#trumpcabinetbands in idea barrages
1.) Crystalnacht Castles 2.) The Go-Goebbels 3.) The Zac Brownshirts Band 4.) Vichy Lawrence 5.) She And Himmler 6.) Reichstag Fire 7.) Blue Oyster Klan 8.) The Bungles
to the tune of LITTLE DRUMMER BOY in song parodies
bummed, they want to be, they want to be bummed emo bands, they must see, they want to be bummed their darkest clothes, they’ll wear, they want to be bummed and jet-black gre...
the end of fandom in poetry
Babe Ruth had no trouble cranking out those big hits Babe Ruth had a harder time in battles with syphilis Albert Einstein saw how stars and all the atoms fit Albert Einstein also fucked an...
