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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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ditmars station in poetry
I have no way with which to describe how much I’d rather be in Astoria breathing city air and feeling alive telling tales of back here while in Astoria make like William Outerboroughs...
nov4 in idea barrages
1.) Why billionaires waste their fortunes on political grudges instead of, like, paying to have the Dudley Moore film ARTHUR remade with the characters from the PBS kids show ARTHUR is beyond me....
no3 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder how many people tried smoking actual bath salts when they heard of drugs colloquially called “bath salts” and I wonder how it worked out for them. 2.) Sometimes I think Ollie doesn’t...
no2 in idea barrages
1.) In mourning, time loses meaning or at least its passage does. Holidays become mere changes in the decoration, seasons become mere changes in the weather. Mourning is an alternately sorrowful ...
the only constant in poetry
the cities rose and fell as did the seas the only constant being all the people they all had different languages they all had different faiths they all had different technologies but th...
and to hold in poetry
if you think this life is about finding or having or holding or winning or being in charge or being the best or having power holy Christ, are you going to be disappointed you...
impractical magic in poetry
it’s important to process Halloween as a burlesque of death’s power as a fool’s day against the end our only small power at all in the face of this oblivion is the solace of lau...
no1 in idea barrages
1.) If you must make a movie about a serial killer at a ren faire, the only acceptable title is THE TEXAS CHAINMAIL MASSACRE. 2.) Your film about a ghost taking over a cop’s body to solve its own...
oc31 in idea barrages
1.) One of the fundamental moves in Red Square Dancing is the do-si-dosvedanya. “Now take your comrade, do-si-dosvedanya and then pravdanade!” 2.) Sometimes I feel like a boxfan set in opposition...
oc30 in idea barrages
1.) If you post a lot of selfies to instagram because you’re insecure, is that instacurity? 2.) I’ve been singing the Fox Sports fanfare to Ollie “Litt-le DOG, Litt-le DOGGG, Litt-le DOG, Litt-le...
keyword: passage, title: between firmament and stars in misc. flash fiction
I’m no longer afraid of flying. Oh, it all still bothers me, the empty security theater, the seats designed for humans a foot shorter, the bleary soft-shoe shuffles in passage between flights, th...
oc29 in idea barrages
1.) The worst cars, however, get awards from J.D. Weakness. 2.) If the aliens turn out to look like watermelons, I don’t wanna be anywhere near Gallagher the day of first contact. Or, at least, I...
oc28 in idea barrages
1.) Those commercials that pretend to end and then come back three or four times are probably effective the first time but after that, they are almost impossibly grating. 2.) McEshers! Where the ...
oc27 in idea barrages
1.) I like to believe that the ghosts in Pac-Man are the ghosts of the previously dead Pac-Men and it’s all a metaphor for… something. 2.) Twitter’s toy store is called “LMFAO Schwarz”. 3.) The ...
oc26 in idea barrages
1.) Joe Buck pronounces the title of the new Harry Potter movie like he is about to puke saying it. 2.) Sometimes you lose faith. Sometimes you say “there is no way reality-competition shows coul...
oc25 in idea barrages
1.) REAL TALK: the third Stooge was always the same character, he was just a timelord that regenerated between Curly/Shemp/Curly Joe/etc. 2.) Your band that covers terrible late 90s/early 00s rap...
oc24 in idea barrages
1.) The only good thing about “Saw” was imagining all horror movie titles in the past tense. “Nightmares That Occured On Elm Street”. “Child Played”. “Screamed”. 2.) Most of the time, yes, saying...
city, like a lover in poetry
it is one thing to see a big city a legendary city, a storied city one of the centres of the universe growing smaller in your rear-view towers of light shrinking fading blurring with mot...
oc23 in idea barrages
1.) Difficult watching Dr. Who without my pop tonight. Had to tap out, do some cleaning to try and pull myself together. 2.) I feel like Equestrian events would be 500% more popular if they were ...
oc22 in idea barrages
1.) A cartoon about Elmer Fudd trying to hunt deer called “Buck Fuddies”. 2.) Your all-woman metal band will be called Aimee Mannthrax. 3.) I am forever surprised when the British manage to pron...
oc21 in idea barrages
1.) Any time I see people putting videos online bragging about their gym/balance/parkour stunts, I want to shake them and say “NOW YOU’VE LEFT A PAPER TRAIL AND CAN’T BECOME A COSTUMED VIGILANTE,...
oc20 in idea barrages
1.) Whoie Mandel. Whatie Mandel. Whereie Mandel. Whyie Mandel. Whenie Mandel. Howie Mandel. 2.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON, LIKE I STARRED ON CHEERS TODAY, DANSON (woo) DANSON (woo) DANSON DAAA...
oc19 in idea barrages
1.) You can’t spell “snow” without “NO”. 2.) That brief window of time when going on youtube and pretending a bad movie or video game could drive you crazy could count as a career, that was a hel...
I asked Frank how he was able to function here, even with the curse making him seen as a person instead of a sasquatch, even knowing his education in human studies. “You took classes about us,” I...
the way we're headed in poetry
we can see clouds from the other side now from over the top in a passenger jet-plane as if the cotton-balls beneath our feet were the firmament of an Earth instead as if th...
