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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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1.) “Santacon” sounds less like an excuse for a bunch of people to get drunk and dress up like Santa and more like a sub-genre of fetish anime that I have no desire to know anything about. 2.) Th...
theme "pressure" title "things to do in denver when you're dead" in misc. flash fiction
Philip K Dick wrote the works upon which “Blade Runner” “Total Recall” and “Minority Report” were all based, not to mention half the dystopian science-fiction cinema of the last forty years stole...
de15 in idea barrages
1.) Genuinely stupid people aren’t the problem. Average people who think they’re so damn smart they can stay ignorant of everything, that they don’t have to learn because they’re just so goddamne...
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1.) I’d rather work on a world where people are more humane than spend my time complaining that people looking for safe-spaces from the inhumane are “weak”. They’re not weak or sheltered, they ju...
de13 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I wonder what DRACULA and FRANKENSTEIN would’ve been like if the same broad story strokes were the same but you swapped the authors. 2.) The name of the most recent facebook porn bo...
theme "striving" title "our home and native land" in misc. flash fiction
Utica is America’s Canada, which should be the world’s most obvious statement, considering the Labatt’s billboards every mile or so headed west into Utica. This is despite the fact Utica has two ...
de12 in idea barrages
1.) The Jolly Green Giant. Huge, if true. 2.) I love it when someone points out that an older celebrity looks healthy and youthful for their age. I just want to say “yes, they are a multi-million...
de11 in idea barrages
1.) I’m more of a baseball guy but even I can tell you the NFL would be more interesting if they shrunk their playoff fields a little. Watching a bunch of .500 teams beat each other over the head...
de10 in idea barrages
1.) You prevent stage fright and polio the exact same way, a whole lot of shots. 2.) All I have of this parody of the Laverne and Shirley theme song so far is the line “DOIN’ IT YAHWEH!” but it i...
de9 in idea barrages
1.) Iron Man and Thor settle their differences with Thanos over beers and wings, enjoying a broadcast of space-football in a bar somewhere, in AVENGERS: FRIENDGAME. 2.) An Eagles track called “Wa...
de8 in idea barrages
1.) A certain kind of snow, powdery & light but ceaseless, slow but seemingly endless, like it will never stop, like God has realized the mistake of this planet, of the human race and has dec...
de7 in idea barrages
1.) Your Christmas version of “Hooked On A Feeling ” will be called “Hooves On The Ceiling”. 2.) I get that they’re leaning into the “Mary Poppins is magic” thing in the trailers by having her re...
de6 in idea barrages
1.) The Alaskan version of “who’s on first?” probably has something in it like “Juneau!” “I know what?” “No no, Juneau?” “What are you asking me what I know?” Etc. 2.) Direct cheesy horror movies...
theme "opulent" title "unicorn adrenal gland" in misc. flash fiction
You’re probably familiar with Lent, the six weeks from Ash Wednesday to Easter (especially for Catholics) where one is supposed to fast and pick at least one luxury to give up. The hope being sel...
de5 in idea barrages
1.) The inside of this dog’s face must be magic. I see everything he eats and nothing that goes into his mouth smells one-tenth as awful as when it comes back out as breath. If only we could turn...
de4 in idea barrages
1.) It turns out that Mario and Luigi are the sons of Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2.) Tom Holland can Voltron together with like twelve other Toms to create the unstoppable kaiju monster Tom Netherlands....
de3 in idea barrages
1.) I wanna just wander around looking at the world, at the people, at the things they’ve made, I am of the sub-species meander-thal. 2.) If your cult makes its own dairy products in its fortress...
de2 in idea barrages
1.) On one hand, the elder Bush did horrifying things as president. On the other, he at least feigned WASP-y gentility & was by all accounts an educated person of above-average intelligence. ...
de1 in idea barrages
1.) Tell me you weren’t disappointed when you found out “SHARK TANK” was a game show starring venture capitalist douchenozzles and not about the adventures of a crimefighter who drives a tank tha...
no30 in idea barrages
1.) Try to convince someone that Thor Ragnarok was released in Japan under the title Loki Loki Panic. 2.) They were performing surgery on that grape to splice in gorilla DNA. Soon our cities will...
no29 in idea barrages
1.) For all I know, if there’s a bot running around copying me, maybe it’s better at being me than I am. Maybe I’d have to friend him and take notes. 2.) I don’t know if the dish “puttanesca” was...
no28 in idea barrages
1.) Your fish out of water sitcom about an American going to the Middle East to teach English in a prep school for the elite will be called WELCOME BACK QATAR. 2.) Surprisingly few chainsaws were...
no27 in idea barrages
1.) People who act oblivious aren’t always, really, sometimes we know the worst is probably coming but we act like we’re assuming the best because acting tough won’t change anything if the worst ...
no26 in idea barrages
1.) A Mr. Rogers song about facebook: “These are the people that you maybe know, that you maybe know, that you maybe know, oh these are the people that you maybe know, they’re the folks you’ll ne...
no25 in idea barrages
1.) Today’s song for Ollie: “whoooa, there’s no dog there, WHOOO-OA, LITTLE TINY BEAR” 2.) Had the Blur song “Beetlebum” been a radio hit, it would definitely be a song about the Beagle Boys from...
