de10 in idea barrages

1.) You prevent stage fright and polio the exact same way, a whole lot of shots.

2.) All I have of this parody of the Laverne and Shirley theme song so far is the line “DOIN’ IT YAHWEH!” but it is a hell of a start.

3.) Your fan-fiction about the actor who played The Third Doctor getting kidnapped by the real Doctor upon whom the show Doctor Who is loosely based will be called PERTWEE’S BIG ADVENTURE. Oh God, it will be terrible.

4.) People are like “If Europe’s so much better, why is it burning with riots?” and the answer is “We are too broke to riot, you can’t revolt when your Amazon or Wal-Mart wage barely allows you to eat, molotov cocktails are an investment.”

5.) Cooking yoga. Downward Dredge.

6.) Start selling a really luxury less-painful breast milk pump so that we can bring back the commercial jingle “Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.”

7.) The current song for Ollie goes “FAT DOG , FAT DOG, WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE FARTS NEAR YOU”.

8.) The Hard Truth: “Trumpist” neo-fascism isn’t the majority movement here but they ARE the plurality, God help us. They’re the largest unified block. A coalition of far-left, left & centre-left CAN defeat it but ONLY if we work together in negotiation & compromise among ourselves.