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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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j1 in idea barrages
1.) They should’ve named the mouse that lived for decades because of Jesus powers in THE GREEN MILE “Murray” so he could be “Murray, Christ mouse”. Murray Christ Mouse and his Many New Years! 2.)...
de31 in idea barrages
1.) So this nightmare was about being trapped in nesting levels of a virtual reality experience, in a mall that didn’t exist in real space, trying to escape without getting caught up in an espion...
de30 in idea barrages
1.) In two years, the end of year wrap up stories are going to be insufferable with “2020 Hindsight” wordplay. 2.) The realization hits how many inner city school shootings happened for decades b...
de29 in idea barrages
1.) The study of ancient wolves is called “barkeology”. 2.) In Ireland on December 27th, the children are visited by a magical leprechaun who brings them batteries for all the toys Santa brought ...
prompt word: never, title: the view from above in misc. flash fiction
If he’d been a smoker, that would’ve been the day they began to fall in love, Nathan and Amelia. It was the bathroom-break in the middle of a three-hour seminar where the professor made them watc...
de28 in idea barrages
1.) You will only solve food crimes and will demand the title “private ingestigator”. 2.) As a Cuse fan & alum, gotta admit, sometimes SU basketball is more entertaining when they’re bad. The...
de27 in idea barrages
1.) A painting of five different personae of Doug Funnie playing cards with each other called “Dougs Playing Poker”. 2.) I feel like we’re near a point where a Kevin Spacey/Donald Trump/Louis C.K...
de26 in idea barrages
1.) The hook up site for really short LGBTQ folk should be called Stumpgrindr. 2.) I just wish Pauly Shore had been in a Nightmare On Elm Street movies so Freddy could’ve put his head in a vise a...
there are miracles but they’re even rarer than we could ever care to admit there are miracles but they don’t come on command there are miracles but sometimes we don’t see the...
christmas barrage in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I like to say Josh Groban’s name like he’s a He-Man character. Like “Gro-BAN”. Like Gro-Ban and The Masters of Mediocrity. 2.) The version of COME TOGETHER about Ollie starts “Here ...
de24 in idea barrages
1.) Part of me wants to point out that “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” is kind of the same song as the theme to “The Nanny” but another part of me wants to write a parody about Trump’s appease Putin boogi...
d23 in idea barrages
1.) Snow, at least, you can wipe off your shoulders if it’s light enough. Thirty-six degree rain, though, it just soaks. It just soaks through straight to the bone. 2.) Whenever uses the term “AF...
d22 in idea barrages
1.) At Christmas for Dark Crystal fans, it’s Gelfling on a Shelfling. 2.) Xeljanz (tofacitinib) is a rare drug in that both its brand name AND its generic name BOTH sound like the names of NPR co...
throwing shade in poetry
you all stand in the shadow of great men and great women who’ve passed yes but not famous folk you’ll never know not giants granting autographs at best you rather stand inside t...
de21 in idea barrages
1.) Posting photos of Madonna to social media without context is called “voguebooking “. 2.) Don’t worry about Los Angeles drawing Matt Harvey back into the city party lifestyle he knew with the ...
ceaseless winter in poetry
it’s that certain kind of snow powdery and light but ceaseless it’s slow but seeming infinite as if it will just never stop as though God realized the mistake of this planet, this time and ...
me, I want a hula hoop in poetry
music producer David Seville, according to police reports snapped last night under the pressure of churning out the hits he broke into the recording studio at three in the morning with s...
the distance between two points in poetry
I often think on how much of my personal culture is based on growing up during Early Cable Days when it was just the local network channels and the three New York City independent supers...
I’ve lived in the city that cannot sleep (no matter how many drugs it takes to try and get there) I’ve lived in the city lost inside dreams of itself (having eaten the lotus flower and drift...
glitter in the dark in poetry
between the cold hard almost dreary almost-frozen rain the not-yet-solstice endless obscured twilight night and all the houses with their fancy new-ish LED projector garish Christmas lights ...
a book of revelations in poetry
a gender reveal party where the middle of the cake is a guitar amplifier and everyone’s confused until the “g” falls off to reveal the word “Fender” and then the pregnant woman deafens t...
de20 in idea barrages
1.) Modern cuisine and literature are similar insofaras if it says “deconstructed” in the review, 99% of the time it will be pretentious crap but 1% of the time it will be the best you have ever ...
de19 in idea barrages
1.) This is the most 1130pm a 6am has ever felt . 2.) Dracula’s Carpenters parody will be called “Lycanthropes And Mummies Always Get Me Down”. 3.) I often think on how much of my personal cultu...
de18 in idea barrages
1.) What would be more Christmassy than Jesus with the crown of thorns replaced with festive Christmas lights? Longinus hella stabbing Him with the Candy Cane of Destiny and the wound gushing for...
de17 in idea barrages
1.) Why name your Canadian comic book character something boring like “Captain Canuck” when you could call him “Bro Canada”? 2.) The weirdest thing about youtube is, if you’ve been a fan of a cha...
