1.) They should’ve named the mouse that lived for decades because of Jesus powers in THE GREEN MILE “Murray” so he could be “Murray, Christ mouse”. Murray Christ Mouse and his Many New Years!
2.) Your Imagine Dragons cover band will be called Think Flamingos.
3.) Be so clear-eyed and fierce in your kindness that even the devil will stand aside in respect of your bravado and even God will stand down and admit when She was wrong, in the face of how much you just want things to be humane.
4.) The only thing interesting about Drake is that Drake Mallard was Darkwing Duck’s secret identity and it is kinda fun to imagine Darkwing Duck rapping.
5.) Name a brick-and-mortar business you’re nostalgic for, odds are millenials didn’t kill it, internet commerce didn’t kill it, a hedge fund killed it. A leveraged buy-out killed it. It was decently profitable but vulture capitalists stripped it for parts and let it die.
6.) Phish is the PBR of music, you’re so stoned, anything will taste good so you think it’s great.
7.) Hope, without work, is just an idle wish maybe even counterproductive if you think just hoping can make it so. Hope’s a wonderful first step, a great place to start but hope takes work too. That’s my desire for 2019: to back up my hope with the work to make it so.
8.) Your dog sees you as your best self. Your cat treats you as you actually are.
9.) The path to learning how to make great Indian-style bread is not a straight line, it’s actually naan-linear.