Timmy™ ⋅

My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.


So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...


November 06, 2021

Holy Pants! in The Napkin.

So I was getting into my car this morning when I noticed a MASSIVE HOLE IN MY PANTS. Like, right along the seat of my pants. If it was there yesterday, I have no idea how I didn’t notice. Actua...


November 05, 2021

A Good Day. in The Napkin.

So, I had my first day of workies at the new job today. In reflecting, I’d say it was one of the best first days of work I’ve ever had. With one exception. Now, why am I saying it was good? ...


November 03, 2021

SPL. in The Napkin.

That stands for Southern Pooping Life. It is a social experiment where people try to synchronize their pooping schedule. So, they get on zoom, and try to poop at the same time while looking eac...


Okay, video here. When I was a kid. Well, teenager. I felt a disconnect with my dad. Has lasted to this day. And I’m so glad I made the decision I did. To decide upon other role models other...


Filled out an online application Friday. Get an email Saturday morning to do an online video recorded interview. Gave myself the day to prepare. Finished/submitted the video interviews by 5pm Su...


October 31, 2021

Triple Inception. in The Napkin.

Ever finish a dream, then start the next dream waking up thinking you’re awake in-dream? Oh man. Details are fading but oh man, this was intense. Hrm, I’m forgetting the first sequence. That m...


Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...


So, I watch a lot of geek content, that’s no secret. While I’m a Trekkie first, one or way another I am highly versed in Star Wars. (No comics or beta, only what’s on film.) By now, you should ...


October 17, 2021

Skewed Perspective. in The Napkin.

I might be wrong, but I feel like, in writing, I have a better grasp of the Female Perspective than the Male Perspective. As in, I’m able to get into the headspace of my female characters easier...


I’ve been asked this a lot. I’m literate, in that I can read, that’s not an issue. I just find it difficult to “read” books for pleasure. And somehow there’s an elite attitude of “Well, gosh, I...


Two of my six tattoos are Star Trek related. So, I feel I’m a registered Trekkie. How do I put this. Discovery and Picard have been chores to endure. But Lower Decks? An utter delight. It e...


October 15, 2021

Bacon is Overrated. in The Napkin.

Maybe it’s a trope I never understood, but well, here I am saying it. People love bacon. I am not one of those people. Oh, I’m not against bacon. If it’s on a burger or pizza, cool, I’ll eat it...


The Power of Pants compels you! Well, okay, I don’t really wear pants much. Especially in this climate, it may not get cold enough to warrant pants this year. I’m serious. I’m THAT guy that we...


You really should be able to call out due to depression, but well. Mental sickness doesn’t show all that well. Well. Not usually. I’m pretty easy to read; when I’m sad, it really REALLY shows ...


Ya know, I don’t like horror movies. Maybe if they’re played for pure laughs, sure. But violence for the sake of violence really perturbs me. Violins, not violence; that’s more my style. There...


I feel like I understand things on a delay. It.. takes time to understand things. Sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to some math and science, I can instantly skip so many dots. I fee...


It was in 8th grade. I was chatting with a cohort. I didn’t have a word or formulation for my thought patterns. He said he was atheist. That night, I looked up the word in the dictionary. Yes,...


I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...


When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...


The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...


I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...


I saw a trainer showing a twig how to do shrugs. Shrugs? Are you kidding me? This is partly why I didn’t want to go into personal training. I can’t insult people like that. Shrugs? Dude, yo...


October 08, 2021

Never skip leg day. in The Napkin.

Skipped the gym yesterday because I’m running short on sleep, and been a touch too depressed. So, here’s a “bad” selfie.


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