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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Boot Scootin' Boogie in Hello
My hands are feeling tons better but now the arthritic foot aches. Is it the oncoming storm or shuffling around Kroger in flipflops waiting on mom? Who knows. Lawd, I reread that that last ...
Sandpaper & Iodine in Hello
Anyone wanna come scratch my sunburn? I’m lotioning the area at least twice a day but damn it itches. I sat outside for three hours (in the shade) and read this afternoon. Reaping the reward...
Burnt White Boy in Hello
https://photos.app.goo.gl/CST1V1RytvzFRmcg9 That’s what I get for resting, unwittingly, in the direct sunlight in my fold up chair when I needed a breather from edging the front sidewalk. Un...
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Centaurs Need Cars! in Hello
The second Harry Potter flick is on. Got up early today to go to Walmart and purchase some work gloves and an ankle brace. Spent an hour or so digging up the overgrowth on the sidewalk. That’s...
If You Wanna Have A Good Time in Hello
Just give me a call! Don’t stop me now! Mowed the lawn today. It’s been white haze overcast and super humid. When I got finished and locked the mower up I felt as if I had just showered. ...
"Outside" Of The Depression in Hello
Shame. That was brought up in my last entry. Why did I feel ashamed when I bolted from the brewery? In my effort to go out and meet people I went in completely blind to this social hangout. ...
You Must Walk Hard On Your Journey... in Hello
First. Nation by Terry Pratchett is now in my top five books of all time. The anger and rage the main character Mau felt at the koss, questioning the gods and the old ways. His growth. Time w...
Mudda's Day in Hello
To all the Mama’s out there!
Pottah! Part Deux! in Hello
Rowling did a great job of breaking down adults into morally gray, complex characters. Snape. Dumbledore. James. Sirius. Even Tom Riddle himself. All these larger than life people are al...
The Day Saturn Exploded (Update 400 Days!) in Hello
In my continuing saga of everything dying in my wake, the Saturn’s battery is dead. Uh…that’s my fault. Hasn’t been driven in a while. I know, I know! There were jumper cables in the trunk at ...
Would You Like To Pet My Lil Smokey? in Hello
Fuel to the dumpster fire that is life. Scrubbing out the cat boxes last night I saw the horrifying image of tape worms squirming around out of a log. Worms and maggots and squiggly things fre...
Homie's Got Mad Munchies! in Hello
If you read the entry I wrote a few hours ago I mentioned that I didn’t eat much during the day but had a good dinner. Well, I’ve not been able to sleep and my stomach bottomed out. Ended up...
Taking Tomorrow Off From Life in Hello
It’s supposed to rain the next three days so I mowed the grass. The arthritic pain in my hands and foot are on fire tonight. Laundry, check. Breakfast, dinner and all the dishes that encompa...
Very Hard Week in Hello
Finally had the End of Life talk with mom. I cried a lot, mostly because I don’t want to be alone. Thursday night I stepped on a thumb tack that went all the way to the hilt into my heel. Pul...
Erratically Erratic in Hello
Ill tempered, clumsier than usual, inability to finish a sentence without tripping over words then getting frustrated then storming off angry. I need a vacation.
4:41 AM Lily is stretched out in my lap dead asleep. Hell, I could probably pick her up and slow dance and all I’d probably get is a tired mrow. Life goes on. Not a whole lot on my end. Weat...
Meow! Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow MEOW MEOW!
So The VP Of The USA Met The Pope... in Hello
I’m going full Kool Aid here. Vance killed the Pope! The hatred of Joe Biden goes so deep they’re taking down Catholicism.
4/20 Easter in Hello
Jesus and the Easter Bunny are off somewhere getting high. We’re going to my aunt’s later for dinner. Happy 4/20 Easter, y’all!
Time's Like This in Hello
I wish there were still 24/7 grocery stores. Kinda hungry and want something other than Ramen or a turkey sandwich. 2:52 AM. Been up since 6 AM. Can’t sleep…
All Work And No Play in Hello
Years ago mom got this foldout lawn chair that literally sits you on the ground with like an inch between you and surface. Currently I’m in my front yard, having a smoke. Got a towel under m...
Fish For Dinner! No Wait! Pizza! in Hello
I. Am. Beat. Finished a load of laundry, stuffed another load in the dryer (one more to go), swept and organized the living room a bit, got the kitty boxes, all their dishes, our dishes and mop...
Beano-Man! in Hello
Able to beat a burp to a twerp! More powerful than gas from your ass! It’s Beano-Man! Beano-Man was a running gag between a friend and I. Said friend worked with a guy who brought up Beano in ...
I Was Amazed At What Could Take Place In The Span Of 365 Days in Hello
One year sober from alcohol. I’ve been listening to this s lot the last few days. Bitchin’!
