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Even Eleven in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
Nothing going on. Still experiencing that weird calm feeling. Had an issue at work where I did the right thing, but it bit me in the butt. First thing as I walked in I had to go into an office...
Weird. in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
I thought that by now (day 10) I would be jittery and anxious, yet after the initial grumpiness of this morning, I’ve had a weird calm and relaxed mood, which has been steady for the past three...
Tentalising 10 in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
As good as I felt yesterday, and the day before, is about a grouchy I’m feeling right now. Although I just got out of bed, so I’m hoping for improvement as the day goes on. The down slide into t...
Too serious, not wacky anymore? in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
A couple of my coworkers mentioned yesterday that I appeared to be either super stressed, or super tired because I wasn’t joking around like my usual self. “IT’S CAUSE I HAVEN’T JERKED OFF IN 8 F...
Straight Eight. in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
Day 8 without wacking off is on track. So far it hasn’t been that hard. Pun intended. Things get a bit dicey when my current lady friend, and an ex lady friend are both texting me sexy messages....
Super 6 in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
Yeah, I’m going to give the days a weird name, just like that author lady, who wrote a bunch of books that were titled by numbers. Anyway, I think I am pretty safe to say that day six, which i...
Day 5 in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
Today should be easy. I was stuck working a double shift, and I’m exhausted. Got about five hours of sleep, and heading back to work again in a bit. Didn’t wake up horny, and didn’t have mor...
Day 4 in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
Ok, so I’m on day for of not JO, or watching porn. So far it hasn’t been all that difficult. As expected, in my case the no erotica has been easy, and so far I don’t miss it at all. Redirecting ...
Why no Porn and Masturbation. in Attempt at cutting off Porn and Masturbation
About a week ago, I found a website that claims that a possible cause for some types of erectile issues in men is Porn addiction and Masturbation. As ridiculous as this sounds, the symptoms a...
Survey in Stolen surveys.
Are you named after someone? No Last time you cried? Rebel Pirate Vikings don’t cry. There is no crying. Do you like your handwriting? Yes but my neighbors say that it’s hard to read. I mean...
Weird one. in Dreams (as in actual dreams, not hopes and fantasies)
I must be more concerned about my blood pressure being a bit high, then I thought. Last night I dreamed that I was at some doctors office. He took my BP, and it was 182/92. I told him that the...
BULL CRAP! in Whine List.
Ive only been working at this fucking place since the 16th as a nurse not counting orientation, and I am on my fourth mandation. Not only that but they mandated me to work at a group home 40 mi...
Romantic survey? in Stolen surveys.
The kind of person you’re first attracted to: Thin, prererably dark hair, nice legs in stockings, with pretty feet showing. Possibly smoking a cigarette and looking like she just got fucked rea...
How about that. in 30 day, de-clutter challenge.
I was just searching through old entries, looking for a picture of myself to post here (friends only of course) and came on to an old entry from two years ago, dated August 25, 2014. It was tit...
Stolen from the web. in Stolen surveys.
Have you ever lied about your age? Yes, to get into clubs when I was under aged. Sometimes it worked sometimes it didn’t. Do you talk to yourself in the car? Sometimes, but just to hear what ...
Another one in Stolen surveys.
Song that always makes you sad? “Sorry I ran over your puppy, and that it died slowly.” Last thing you bought? An hour with your wife. No offense sir, but I might like a refund. Last person you a...
Boring ass survey in Stolen surveys.
Nervous Habits? None Are you double jointed? There is no such thing. Get a fucking anatomy book and read it. However, when I work out I am very flexible. Can touch my head to my knees, lick the...
Survey time in Stolen surveys.
you like blue cheese? Depends whom I am licking it off of. Have you ever smoked? Yes that one time I tried to walk across hot coals for Jesus. Moral of the story: Fuck Jesus. Do you own a gun? ...
I could have sworn I did this before, but couldn’t find it, so going to do it again. What is something you have always wanted to try sexually? I think I covered pretty much everything. I haven’t...
Just took a nap, and had a very real, full color dream. I was back at my grand mothers house, where I spent a lot of time as an infant to the age of about four or five, after which she moved to ...
Whine List. in Whine List.
I decided to make a list of things that are stressing me out in life, and that I need to resolve to peace and harmony. It’s probably not going to be more then one page long that I will update as ...
Locked up. in Dreams (as in actual dreams, not hopes and fantasies)
Had a dream that I tried to commit suicide. Not sure why I attempted it, but the end result was that I fucked it up, and survived it. Might be because I was watching ER season one a few days ago...
Here's one. in Stolen surveys.
1) Sometimes when you’re laying down, do you feel like you’re floating? Nope. I feel like I’m playing with myself. Usually, because I am. 2) Do you feel there is an overuse of antibiotics? It’s ...
FOODOLOGY What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue Cheese, lot’s of chunky blue cheese that looks like…well never mind, if I said what it looks like, even I might be stepping over some line...
Abandoned. in 30 day, de-clutter challenge.
A movie about four people being stuck on an overturned fancy little, tripe hulled yacht, for 118 days. Based on a true story. I only rented it to have a movie to watch last night, and didn’t...
