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profits for Hot Pockets were getting wee they made a new product real cynically filled up with fat and greasy as can be have heart attacks from only eating three Gravy, GRAAAAAAVY Pockets, so...

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if you're looking to raid, you better invade Ukraine if you're loyal to Putin, you will have to shoot in Ukraine World War Five, World War Five, World War Five Ukraine if you watch Fox ...

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rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midle...

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remember being an egg you didn't have legs shine on you crazy dragon now you've got two of those things and you've even got wings shine on you crazy dragon now you're giant and breathe ...

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hungry as a horse won't eat oats of course getting sick of beef gets stuck in my teeth glad I've got all day don't want to use microwaves good food takes some time USDA pork that's prime ...

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I sure can't dance barely do The Robot Churn The Butter that's all I got sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried" oh, they tried and tried ...

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kung pao, twice cooked pork dan dan noodles, please some more bon bon chicken, order four twenty first century szechuan man wok-based stir frier mapo tofu is required chili peppers bring ...

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it's not unusual to see bugs on anyone when the D.T.s are what you suffer from but when you see lizards come 'round with laser guns it's not unusual to scratch your arms... until you're harmed...

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here he comes now he's a fucking brony humps a stuffed toy when he gets lonely he wears his mascot suit all night now no choice but to make it burn it's just not right, no it's not right I s...

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I said "man, what's wrong with your face?" "your goggles must be from outer space" he said he bought these specs from the google guy there was something wrong with the look in his eyes Borg...

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she was racist and really rich and a goddamn bitch would it be so hard to not use lard in every dish in the show that you do on teevee she said that is her schtick to use lard in her show on t...

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I've heard there were these frequent chords everyone plays and I can take no more but you don't mind for repetition, do ya? it goes like this five times a night the same old song, the same o...

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don't look at me so askance you know I believe I just crapped my pants oh maybe I think I felt a squish and I'd take it back if I could just wish I guess I lost all control I can't get my...

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looked out this morning on Sherwood Forest the toll a stagecoach would not pay shouts of battle came up like a chorus got on my horse and joined the fray robbin' and stealin' redistribute ...

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some cheese that's imitation pressed turkey fabrication a pouch for lubrication and some stale cookies thrown in help me develop hypertension help me, my left arm's gone numb help me, may...

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take me down to the paradox city in a time machine and ruin causality make black holes (X2) some guy shows up in a police call box takes me to planets made of styrofoam rocks says we'll...

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he's Bart's only friend he's not Bart's only friend but he's his little nerdy friend he wants to be Lisa's boyfriend but he's not blue hair glasses and he's speaking in a weird pitch he's...

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my oak stake puts vampires in the grave they can't hide in coffin or cave no way no coffin or cave come at me, bro, if you think you're brave I know you want it the thing that stakes thee ...

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conjunctivitis it's a virus except when it's bacterial or an allergic reaction conjunctivitis in your eye it's a terrible infection that makes you look stupid it's an irritation of how y...

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