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parody of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
you better watch out he’s going to cry he’s going to shout I’m telling you why Santa Claus has trouble regulating his emotions he’s making a list he’s checking it twice he’s checking it ...
to the tune of THAT'S AMORE - "That's Giada"
when the girl on the screen mispronounces cuisine that’s Giada when the thing on teevee calls “gnocchi” GNAY-OH-CHIIIII that’s Giada she will sound like-a-...
parody of Neil Young's "Don't Let It Bring You Down"
old cup lying by the side of the road residue of baja blast flour shell lying in a gutter by the drain with a few beans holding fast grown men squatting in the alley at dawn ...
parody of Coyotes by Modest Mouse
bronson pinchot and the blades in the dark playing a show in new york’s central park they aren’t aware he’s a serial killer of those who look like his old co-star mark as they die, he claims the...
to the tune of LOVE SHACK
if you see a light-up sign by the cinema door that says “fifteen films based on Lovecraft” Lovecraft, H.P. you’re headin’ down Miskatonic Highway what’s the source, literarily? headed for t...
to the tune of WORKING CLASS HERO
as soon as you’re born you’re in Burger King hell God help you if you’re sent off to the Taco Bell God can’t help you with the things that McDonalds sells a working class gyro is something...
to the tune of Prince's Kiss
don’t have to be beautiful to turn on Don just drink a lot of fluids from dusk till dawn you don’t need experience you don’t need clout you just have to save it all up and know when to l...
to the tune of END OF THE LINE
well it’s all right, walking against a stiff breeze well it’s all right, be trapped in a box if you please well it’s all right, pulling invisible rope well it’s all right, whatever you ...
to the tune of Karma Police
Carmel police, arrest this man he prefers nougat he wants it pretzel-filled he wants some sea salt on it Carmel police, arrest this girl she wants some Reeses that she can go...
tune of HERE COMES THE SUN
little Dalek, that is one long and handsome plunger little Dalek, don’t think you dare to climb up stairs ex-ter-min-ate, ex-ter-min-ate they all say… in shrill tones little Dalek, spreadi...
to the tune of RAGDOLL
fat dog, made a little doodie not good, some stuck to his booty well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man this time pissing in the clover lifts leg, nearly falling over f...
to the tune of GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY
if you’re shopping at Vermont Country Store from cat-a-logue or… just online don’t linger too long on night gowns for… that’s the weirdest boner of mine if you go to buy maple cream or so...
to the tune of JESUS LOVES ME
Grievous loves me, this I know his four lasers tell me so though he wheezes, he’s real strong I doubt he could sing this song Grievous loves me, this I know Jedi are his ch...
to the tune of ENTER SANDMAN
look at that little mutt drag around his butt ‘til the floor has a rut something’s wrong, deep within something’s happ-en-in’ but he doesn’t know what barking out in horror clutching...
to the tune of LADY MADONNA
lately Madonna sounds like she’s British was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch? that don’t just happen travelling the world didn’t talk like that on Material Girl Friday night she...
to the tune of HOUND DOG
you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...
to the tune of MAMA KIN
it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...
tune of SILVER BELLS
it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through you’ve been stoned for a while in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat menu listings speaker hissing order fifteen plus drink and a few ...
tune of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Are you ready, kids? Aye-aye Cobain! I can’t hear you… Aye-aye Cobain! OH! Who lives in Seattle around Ninety-Three? GrungeBob FrayedPants! his amps as distorted as they can be!...
tune of AGE OF AQUARIUS
when the screen is tuned to Channel Two and you’ve plugged in your N.E.S. the joypad in your hands that feeling is the best this is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus! age of Kid Icarus! ...
tune of I PUT A SPELL ON YOU
I put a spell on you now you’re a mime you gotta act out the things you do because you’re quiet now you’re quiet now you can’t stand up straight runnin’ against the wind ...
a tribute to The Old Main (OLD MAN parody)
Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they’re n...
to the tune of California Dreamin'
all the beans are ground in this small cafe nearly fell asleep driving here today something strong and warm and then I’ll be okay cappuchino dreamin’ caffeine come my way I will star...
to the tune of REELIN' IN THE YEARS
you’re getting calls from Navient getting calls from Sallie Mae you’re getting calls from CitiBank there’s no way that you could pay you couldn’t afford a diamond if it only cost a buck ...
to the tune of DON'T BRING ME DOWN
you spent ten million on that suit that you got you know that crim’nals are a cowardly lot go punch a clown, na-na na-na na-na you dress like a bat, there’s just one use for that, g...
Book Description
I’m also a frustrated musician
with no instrumental talent and
about an octave and a half of vocal range
still sometimes I soldier on
and write comedy parodies of popular songs
and sing them a capella at open mic nights
this will be a collection of first drafts
of those projects
