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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

with enough repetition, your flaws become your style

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may 20 in idea barrages

Are there stories about the Transylvania Colony in America, before it was divided between Kentucky and Tennessee, being the ACTUAL place vampires come from and they covered up their existence w...


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may 18 in idea barrages

I choose to believe the famous Rochester David Bowie mugshot was due to a fight after calling some food somewhere “garbage” and that’s how the Rochester Garbage Plate was named, as Bowie deserv...


2 days ago

blessings in poetry

I hope you die I hope you die ugly I hope you die fat and ugly I hope you die fat and ugly and old I hope you die old I hope you die having accomplished so many things having touched so ...


3 days ago

john henry blues in poetry

a long time gone ago john henry was a man a long gone time ago he was a steel-driving man but now don’t misunderstand don’t let your senses leave he was ...


the best ever hair metal band in San Dimas were a couple of guys who’d been friends since grade school one was named Bill and the other was Ted and they practiced twice a week in the garage by th...


Iowa existed, once. It really did. There were places in America, on the Earth, where you couldn’t be part of the celebrity-industrial complex, no matter how hard you tried. You were too far away,...


5 days ago

may 16 in idea barrages

You know, one shame I hadn’t felt yet was shame for being part of the same species that created the “The Fast and the Furious” film franchise. But it really is something to be ashamed of, even ...


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may 14 in idea barrages

Is the equivalent of “Easter-Christmas Catholic” “Solstice-Solstice Pagan”? Chalupacabra - The Bland Ground Beef Sucker. Art is a mirror. When people see what they don’t like, they are seei...


May 11, 2024

may 12 in idea barrages

Utz: the only snack chip brand that is also one of the handful of sounds in rave music. I certainly can’t imagine Rob Thomas turning down the opportunity to get paid to promote an instant mas...


May 09, 2024

may 10 in idea barrages

A Coverdale-Page cover band just called “Dale Page”. A parody of “All-Star” that opens with the lines “Rhett BUTLER once told me / the dude don’t wanna know me / said frankly, dear, he don’t ...


“Your son is a wonderful writer for his age,” Miss Sobiecki told my parents or at least something approximate to that through thirtyish years of gauzy memory, “but that doesn’t mean I can read a ...


May 07, 2024

may 8 in idea barrages

You have the right to say wherever the story starts and stops for you. Intellectual property law has become a farce and story canon, doubly so. It begins and ends where you need it to. Don’t ...


May 05, 2024

may 6 in idea barrages

Your skeleton warrior will ride a zombie horse named Chivalry into battle. When asked how it got that name, your skeleman will simply say (however a skeleman talks, with no mouth or lungs, I’m ...


May 03, 2024

may 4 in idea barrages

Everybody’s always talking about the life coaching of Tony Robbins but no one ever credits his mentor Tony Batmans. Mothman, but he’s there to teach children about the calendar and he’s calle...


“So,” he asked gently, holding her hand in his right hand and an engagement-ring box in his left, “what do you say?” She stared blankly, clearly in shock. He couldn’t tell if it was good shock or...


May 01, 2024

may2 in idea barrages

A reality show in Shrek 7 called “Porridge Wars”, probably. Bricklayers don’t die, they just throw in the trowel. It was the most expensive sushi you ever had, so you saved and froze one pi...


A Quentin Tarantino themed amusement park thing called “Mr. Toes’ Wild Ride.” Part of how you know SAVED BY THE BELL is just Zak from GOOD MORNING MISS BLISS having a narcissistic daydream i...


April 27, 2024

april 28 in idea barrages

Always refer to the speed of an airport people mover as “terminal velocity”. Having to be on a low-carb diet can render you person-non-gratin. Walking through my hometown, noticing people ...


April 25, 2024

april 26 in idea barrages

Sometimes I think I should sue Goldfish crackers because I’m the REAL snack who smiles back. The worst part about human life is that it ends but the best part is that it happens at all. How...


“It wasn’t a dream,” a voice called from the darkness, “we had to pretend it was for a while but we’re sorry nonetheless.” As Dorothy opened her eyelids, vibrant colours made it clear this was in...


April 23, 2024

april 24 in idea barrages

At the strap on factory, all jobs are entry level. To eat Micro Magic Microwave French Fries was to be living in the future. Perhaps the future died when we rejected those damned marvels, lea...


April 21, 2024

april 22 in idea barrages

If we were meant to have hardwood floors, God or nature or evolution or whatever wouldn’t have given us feet designed perfectly for walking on lush fluffy grass with springy soil beneath, natur...


April 19, 2024

april 20 in idea barrages

“Maybe we can lose these guys tailing us at the airport, there’s so much security there, they can’t make a scene without getting arrested.” “That’s brilliant! We’ll hide in plane sight!” Reme...


The heart is a palimpsest. That’s a sentence as difficult to explain as it is to spell or pronounce. Explaining what a palimpsest is, that’s actually the easy part. It’s the original recycling s...


April 16, 2024

april 18 in idea barrages

The Science School Bus, using super-science to bring students into strange realms so as to teach them how magic works. Why call it “sex lube” when you can call it “oil du soiree”? The borde...


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