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mere proximity to some retro-styled bar
makes me wanna dig up Frank Sinatra’s
gin-soaked fucking corpse and
beat it into a fine marinara sauce
ain’t nothing “cool” about that...
1.) Your acrobatic axe-fighting superhero will be called LimberJack.
2.) been all kinds of places/the benefit of no destination/got postcards & pennants I have saved/I hope to get more before...
at five AM the goddamn jackals
finally open up their doors and
let us Spend money on Things again
if only to break up the crushing
delirious mortal fucking tedium
of an airport o...
the truth of it is
there is no Freak Kingdom
not anymore anyway
of course, was there ever one?
if there was, it was not around for me to see
before my birth in time and in space as wel...
Getting crucified up on a hill
when you’re still
young and pretty
I’m sure that hurts like hell for a couple of days
but then bam, you’re now magic
first you realize all the geniuses are insecure
then you realize everyone everywhere is insecure
finally you realize everyone everywhere is insecure
The miracle is not that we can now cross
a continent in a manner of hours via the
marvels of modern airtravel, though that
should be the miracle.
The miracle is that we have mana...
Religion is the ransomware
of the human operating system
fully ready to fix at great cost to you
the myriad problems that it itself caused
holding you hostage...
cap’s stuck to the back end
of this scribbling pen
if I try to close it
if I try to separate them out
the whole thing falls apart
I suppose I should just
leave it out now
leave it to risk of...
it’s easy to fall in love at the airport
on a layover between places
literally the in-between place
between death and life if you’re a generic mystic
between heaven and hell if...
1.) I hate when I’m having a nice dream then I remember the implications in my real life of the niceness and have to disengage.
2.) So many content providers, so few contentment providers.
1.) I often wonder how much my needs/desires/viewpoint are shaped by running on the operating system of late 20th century American English.
2.) Events remind us that if someone’s screwed up and m...
pet ownership is just a conversation where
if there is any kind of clear confirmation
it turns out that you’re crazy
then again so is religion and
1.) Fraternity reunions are full of brostalgia.
2.) All in all, my voice would be best suited to a doom-metal Built To Spill cover band. Probably called “Built To Kill” I dunno.
3.) Our first Pre...
8.) If your car’s got two flat tires, don’t worry, it’s still got a couple of goodyears left.
9.) Then there was of course that hit vegan country song “Don’t Sell Me No Thighs And Keep Your Ham T...
thirty-something years old although
running on a sixth-sense of feeling
on some fourth or fifth lifetime
on the seventh or eighth timeline
fourteenth fifteenth chance to try
that’s because I...
we were born with minds and bodies
prepared for jungles and for caves
not information highways and mass graves
at best adapted to be hunter-gatherers
shaman and women campfire blatherers
1.) Your diner/weed dispensary will be called THE HASH HOUSE.
2.) If I had to be a judge-themed wrestler, I’d definitely name myself “City Hall” so that I could yell “YOU CAN’T FIGHT CITY HALL!”
The bad news is that you were not made for any particular fate destiny or purpose.
The good news is that the world is big enough where you can find a purpose that fits you. ...
1.) On the one hand, here are all the good things I have screwed up and lost. On the other hand, despite all that, here I am still breathing.
2.) Your horror movie set in the 70s will be called F...
1.) Really, Dunkin, why would I want a coffee that tastes like a brownie? Couldn’t I just eat a brownie while drinking my coffee?
2.) A nightmare with every woman I’ve dated or had a serious crus...
1.) I refuse to respect or accept wealth that was built on fraud, power that was built on fraud, position that was built on fraud.
2.) I am going to be hijacking the hell out of the Logan movie’s...
1.) Your band will be called “Rebecca Romaine-Lettuce”.
2.) Happy VD everyone. may you all enjoy your VDs, in whatever form they take.
3.) Over a lifetime, a woman or a man is a plaything of the ...
1.) Focusing on what you want won’t get you anywhere, how to get it will only take you dark places. Ask why you want it instead.
2.) “I Would Do Anything For Love But I Won’t Do That” is an early...
1.) The bastards know that no educated populace would allow their reign of corruption & hate so they dismantle education.
2.) All I’m saying is Panera Bread would be a lot cooler if it were P...