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1.) Claudia Tenney is an almost impossibly horrible human being and if you’re planning to waste your vote on a third party candidate instead of voting for the Democratic candidate because you req...
the hoary pervasive myth
that freedom must be won
down the barrel of a gun
is one of the worst toxic lies
underpinning our entire society
on the right and the left both
way too many gr...
all this awful winter snow just like life
seems like a tedious hassle to be endured
dealt with, cursed, dug out from beneath
mocked or hated, maybe at best tolerated
it feels like I’m doin’ time
it feels like I’m due in time
feels like I’m dew on the vine
it’s time to step off the podium
it’s time to jump off the cross
control is an illusion
total control is anyway
maybe you have a hand on the wheel
but the road itself is always at heel
there’s always how the others feel
there’s always an element of dumb...
you can’t just write for yourself but
you can’t just write for other people either
you gotta write about the things inside you
everyone else feels too but think they are alone
that connection, ...
1.) Just because the lines on a map are useful in a transitory way, that doesn’t make them real. Most of the things the lines represent are made up too. The roads and the buildings exist, of cour...
1.) I await the day when Nightvale uses Built To Spill’s “The Weather” as The Weather.
2.) Whenever someone on Twitter uses the hashtag #MUA for a make-up artist, my brain first thinks they’re on...
1.) The snow, like life, seems like a tedious hassle to be endured until you stand back, take a breath, clear your head and let yourself see how goddamned beautiful it is.
2.) feels like I’m doin...
the bastards may have you buffaloed
may have you worrying on what’s possible
what’s in line with your ideological tribe
may have you confused upon what’s even real
the bad news is that
the pain will probably never get any less
when you love someone that much
when they’re that much a part of you
it probably never stop hurting
it’ll probably never even ...
don’t let nobody else in the world make you old
no one else’s stern words or opinions
no one’s jobs or expectations of you
nobody’s laws ideas or mythologies either
none of these things can ...
1.) Defending AR-15 ownership by saying “well, you CAN hunt with them!” is as asinine as saying you should get to own a nuke because you CAN hunt with them. If you’re such a tough butch survivorm...
1.) No one’s exclusively introverted or extroverted, we’re all some of one and some of the other. We’re all bioverted, really, false binaries fail us once again, as usual.
2.) facebook memories, ...
Kool-Aid Flavours Could Also Be Sex Toys:
The Great Blue-Dini
Oh-Yeah Orange Pineapple
the sharp cut of her wit
in an equal proportion to
the softness of her lips
in an equal proportion to
the lush curve of her hips
then a million other things
I hope to yet discover still
1.) Say whatcha will about spending 25 years suppressing my anger into sadness so that I wasn’t overwhelmed with rage, yeah yeah, we could write books about the few pros and many cons of my ad-ho...
you have to give
the devil this much:
unlike Almighty God, he is
humble enough to cut you
a deal and do it in person
oh, sure, of course, yes
he’ll fuck you over hard
but at least he w...
1.) I’ll let the dog think he protected me from that snowplow he barked at for five minutes. “Oh yeah, Ollie, you totally scared off the monster.”
2.) Y’know, maybe it’s just me but I’ve lost my ...
1.) Not enough people would get my joke about a vast government conspiracy of over-priced make-up stores called “MK-Ulta”.
2.) If you have to defend yourself from the Gestapo that ICE has become ...
1.) The bastards have you buffaloed, worrying on what’s possible, what’s in line with your ideological tribe, even what’s real. None of those matter in the long run. What matters is what’s humane...
1.) Ain’t nobody buying my pitch about two sweetly-dumb serial killers bumbling their way across the country in DAHM AND DAHMER.
2.) More like the Dow Jones COMBUSTIBLE Average, AMIRITE?
they tell you that
you won’t always be
asking yourself if this is actually a nightmare
asking yourself if you’re actually just in hell
every couple of hours
they tell you that
1.) The difference between “the greatest” and “just good enough” is all style points. Empty ego puffery. Do your thing. Don’t worry about being “the best” or “perfect”, that’s for suckers. Get yo...
1.) I always watched Agents of SHIELD with my pop. I thought “oh God, at nine, I can’t miss it.” I didn’t forget him, I didn’t forget our tradition. I did, however, in my grief forget what day it...