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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

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oct 22 in idea barrages

“Who’s voicing Garfield in this?” he asked. “It’s Music to my ears!” she responded. Music ideas: a country metal band called MULLET FOR MY VALENTINE, an emo rock opera about “The Facts of Lif...


18 hours ago

oct 21 in idea barrages

What was with that super-brief fad of Dalgona coffee? Who prefers their coffee in viscous-slime form? Artisanal single-source organic basketball shoes called Tweeboks. So it appears that no...


“When I was young.” Frank never said when he was “little”, always when he was young. You’d think it was because he was a sasquatch, nearly-seven-feet tall but that wasn’t why at all. As if he was...


2 days ago

oct 20 in idea barrages

It’s interesting to post on facebook, realizing it began as a way to see if folks you knew in high school were still good looking & ended up assisting the Russian dictator in installing a d...


2 days ago

oct 19 in idea barrages

I mean, a parody of the theme to Hey Dude about Dune. Sure. Maybe she jumps real high. MAYBE IT’S TRAMPOLINE. So in a D&D setting, the Ghostbusters… Venkman’s definitely a Glamour Bard,...


2 days ago

oct 18 in idea barrages

The ultimate ramifications of the cattle getting into the marijuana patch were uncertain but they knew this much: the steaks were high. “Do Diverse Androids Dream of Eclectic Sheep?” A poet...


2 days ago

oct 17 in idea barrages

I saw a banner for a gender reveal party that literally said “HERE FOR THE SEX” and I thought, yeah, yeah, maybe it’s good this civilization is ending. They’ll sacrifice school children to ke...


6 days ago

oct 16 in idea barrages

Of course a sheriff who won’t enforce masks to prevent COVID shows up on CNN in a white cowboy hat with a Sam Elliott mustache. Of course he does. It’s ALMOST like America is never going to mov...


6 days ago

oct 15 in idea barrages

If Rogue had been from Athens instead of the American South, she could’a been Absorba The Greek but, again, no one asked me and we suffer for it. It’s not a coincidence Trump rushed a bunch o...


October 12, 2020

oct 14 in idea barrages

How does a giant framed poster of Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 end up in a New Hartford thrift shop and how was it not instantly bought by a comic book store or movie house or someth...


October 12, 2020

oct 13 in idea barrages

I just realized that Liam Neeson got to do significantly more Force Ghost stuff as Ra’s Al-Ghul than he did as Qui-Gon Jinn. Also: if the racist stereotype bug creature KNEW about the Jedi us...


Frank started keeping a diary of his experiences, once he realized it was going to be a long time before he found his people again, if he was ever going to find his people again. At first, he wro...


October 10, 2020

oct 12 in idea barrages

If there’s one lesson to learn online, it’s that while passion is important, we must be more than just collections of our hobbies/fetishes/positions/fandoms & God help you if you’ve only th...


October 10, 2020

oct 11 in idea barrages

They utterly screwed it up, choosing to have the biggest comic book convention in San Diego when they could’ve put it between Syracuse and Rochester and called it “The Geneva Convention”. Every...


October 08, 2020

oct 10 in idea barrages

If you really think about it, Cloverfield was about the monster at the end of the film and should’ve been called “Groverfield”. Gold and silver are passe, Bitcoin imaginary, what we should re...


October 08, 2020

oct 9 in idea barrages

A classic pop song about the Golem of Prague being formed from clay called “Sedimental Journey”. “Hoth blooded, check it and see, if you’re frost-bitten you should carve into me, if on the ou...


October 06, 2020

oct 8 in idea barrages

I mean, Trump knows that “America First” was literally the slogan of the neo-Nazi rallies Daddy Fred would attend in the 1930s, of course, but he projects his stupidity onto us and thinks we do...


October 06, 2020

oct 7 in idea barrages

Ideals are wonderful but they must be tempered by what is possible or else you’re just wasting effort, you’re Icarus half-way to freedom overwhelmed with hubris & dead on melted wings inste...


Pete Best never got the chance to be full-on “Beatles” famous, he never got to be one of the four coolest dudes in the world for a handful of years, never chased by mobs of screaming girls, eithe...


October 04, 2020

oct 6 in idea barrages

Game Idea #1: OVERLORD, a resource management deal where you just took over a Generic Fantasy Kingdom and now have to allocate your resources to maintain it, bribing vassals, wiping out potenti...


October 04, 2020

oct 5 in idea barrages

Few things could shake my head-canon that the Tanners in FULL HOUSE and the Tanners in ALF are related and we only don’t hear about them in the former because the latter were put into witness p...


October 02, 2020

oct 4 in idea barrages

It is astonishing how many people wanted to believe that Elon Musk was a real Tony Stark when he was clearly a stoned Lex Luthor the whole time. The world’s rarest sex act can only be achieve...


October 02, 2020

oct 3 in idea barrages

When you get your joke so turned around on itself that it no longer works, that’s called “jesticular torsion”. America is suburban white idiots protecting their McMansions with automatic weap...


September 30, 2020

oct 2 in idea barrages

If we manage to survive 2020 with something resembling a free society, I propose a movie about this year, starring Mark Hamill as Dr. Fauci, called COVID SUMMER. Is a chaotic evil spellcaster...


September 30, 2020

oct 1 in idea barrages

Please refrain from referring to the autopsy as “cracking open a cold one”. Written without punctuation, “Magnum P.I.” reads as “Magnumpi” which sounds like a name for an obscure figure in Ru...


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