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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

with enough repetition, your flaws become your style

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verse one yeah the sky got dark and the clouds turned gray it was turning into one less-than-beautiful day yeah the monsters got loose without an ounce of scru...


What did I spend it on a year and a half in New York City hanging out at protests and art classes studying under buskers and street preachers never accomplishing anything learning what i...


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may26 in idea barrages

1.) That crystal organic deodorant? If they got that crystal from inside a rock, would that be geode-erant? 2.) A nightmare, this time of gradual apocalypse. Of civilization and infrastructure’s ...


1 day ago

sometimes in poetry

Some times I think about how many romantic comedy endings couldn’t happen now because of how airport rules have changed. Some times I think about how many sitcom miscommunications and misun...


Jesus as a professional wrestler putting the moneychangers through their tables instead of merely flipping them over Jesus as a professional wrestler getting pinne...


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may 25 in idea barrages

1.) EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY is sexy to nearly any orientation as it contains both peak-Geena Davis AND peak-Jeff Goldblum. FACT. TRUE FACT. 2.) If Train has a celebrity wine called “Drops of Jupiter...


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may 24 in idea barrages

1.) When someone tries to sell you homeopathic stuff, put a penny in their hand and take it back then say “homeopathic money”. They LOVE it. 2.) If you make a horror movie about the Spring-Heeled...


3 days ago

may 23 in idea barrages

1.) The machine would give you the soda, then you’d push a button, then you’d put in the money. The machine was out of order. 2.) After he blurted that he stored his wang in a parallel dimension ...


1.) Only the most confident mohel has the guts to yell “FORE…” as if he’s playing golf and then mutter “…skin” afterwards. 2.) When they ask you what you were like when you were young tell them “...


first to open up tonight, we’re gonna lay down some truth here it is gonna be truth time we are gonna parcel out some truth we are gonna have a truth party! I am gonna metaphorically drop tr...


7 days ago

may19 in idea barrages

1.) All in all, I feel like Yakov Smirnoff wished on a cursed monkey’s paw “Make me relevant again!” and then this all happened. 2.) A bunch of D&D characters sitting down together in a quiet...


7 days ago

say hello to heaven in poetry

the heroes are all dying now and all of the villains too the fate of whatever is next as scary as this must sound comes down to me and you if we act and how we choose tacking my sail...


7 days ago

remix in poetry

The remix is samsara’s next step after deconstruction’s ego-death. You can’t make anything new but you can make anything. It’s all been done and you can do it too. First we see h...


the perfect is the enemy of the good the perfect is the enemy of the good they say that the perfect is the enemy of the good and they’re right in that every swing for the purest of the pure ...


May 18, 2017

may18 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever I see Mark Wahlberg in a “cute” commercial, I wanna retch. He once blinded a man just for being Vietnamese, for Christ’s sake. 2.) The bad news is, this story will move forward after...


she don’t got legs, she’s some kind of fish-thing oh how she begs, with hopin’ and wishing she wants legs, made of human meat all the way down to, oh, what is the word, feet? her dad forbade…...


you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...


May 16, 2017

may16 in idea barrages

1.) He still laughs at the armored nun, he doesn’t want to but it’s a tough habit to break. 2.) World-building is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? Character-building. 3.) I want a holiday calle...


May 15, 2017

may15 in idea barrages

1.) If there’s nothing new under the sun then, baby, everything is new. Go into the world, go do as you do. 2.) I guess I could write a parody of Alice In Chains “Would” about the woodchuck puppe...


May 14, 2017

so very continental in poetry

the cornflakes said you were cute which I know was great for you as you’re a cereal monogamist but really nothing happened turned out that it was just a complimentary breakfast when sh...


May 14, 2017

may14 in idea barrages

1.) Of tall, dark and handsome, I unarguably have at least “tall” down and in baseball, .333 is an all-star. 2.) Roger Rabbit, gagged bound kidnapped, waking up to his stalker whispering in his e...


May 14, 2017

one simple trick in poetry

This one simple trick to change the world! Wow, local woman did this to change the world, you won’t believe how it works! Can you save the world? Ninety-eight percent of people gave the ...


May 13, 2017

may13 in idea barrages

1.) In Soviet Cheers, everybody names YOU. 2.) If only more people knew about the Church of the Subgenius and Bob Dobbs I could totally write a “Baby Got Slack” parody. 3.) YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT ...


May 13, 2017

may12 in idea barrages

1.) The measure of an enlightened mind is the ability to admit when you’re wrong not double down and make denial a part of your identity schema. 2.) The news makes me feel angry. My day to day ma...


May 11, 2017

rain in poetry

the rain isn’t bitter when it falls cold on your head in early winter the rain isn’t nurturing in the spring when it falls warm on your field the rain is indifferent the rai...


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