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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

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jan23 in idea barrages

1.) Now you have to make Meta-Krispie Treats by making Rice Krispie Treats out of Rice Krispie Treats cereal. 2.) The “Come Together Let-Down” is the psychological reaction to thinking a great so...

1 day ago

122 in idea barrages

1.) The attempt to eradicate the flu is something of a cold war. 2.) Your film about a dystopian future where actors are only allowed to play man-children until 40 will be called SETH ROGEN’S RUN...

poor Arnold Potter we don’t share alma mater in some ways we share even more even though birth of mine nineteen-seventy-nine and his was in eighteen-oh-four I in hospital halls of the L...

5 days ago

119 in idea barrages

1.) Realize: whenever you use the letters “BAMF” for “badass mofo” I will never think that and always first think of Nightcrawler teleporting. 2.) Sometimes I just wanna watch delusional mall nin...

7 days ago

117 in idea barrages

1.) The skill-set focused on the care of rock-eating monsters is called “hortaculture”. 2.) You want my ten albums I was listening to a lot as a teenager thing? Sure. Melon Collie and the Infinit...

1.) You didn’t just vote that one day. You vote every day you actively resist the normalization of hatred & greed. Or of course when you don’t. 2.) By undermining the very notion of ethical g...

7 days ago

ouroboros in poetry

the outer boroughs are an ouroboros eating their own tail a near-endless cycle of which is the most hip over-priced neighborhood outside of Manhattan eating each other and themselves up ...

January 14, 2017

post-cold barrage in idea barrages

1.) All terrible white “redneck rappers” like Kid Rock should now be collectively referred to as “Meth Head Man”. 2.) Dianetics and Diuretics being so close together is great because they’re both...

January 14, 2017

catchphrase in the rye in poetry

she made the mistake once of saying it under her breath of calling the man and his dog “junkies” but the man known for his drug-filled rages the man with the giant loyal consta...

January 12, 2017

113 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re of the orientation “aromantic”, that’s fine, do you do, but maybe pick a term that isn’t easily confused with “aromatic”. 2.) Fuse the Bechdel Test and the Turing Test, see if you c...

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course And no one can talk to a corpse of course That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead Go right to the source and ask the ...

January 12, 2017

hang in there in poetry

this life is a rock tumbler for our consciousness for our souls if you’re into that word I’m not into that word, myself it reduces all the random mystery down to some hippy-dippy magic reduc...

January 12, 2017

pills pills pills in poetry

when I started talking cholesterol medicine I noted the generic name “Atorvastatin” realizing that it sounded like the name of an NPR on-air personality “Atorva Statin, for Marketplace” you...

January 12, 2017

mister mister in poetry

Mr. A had an utter disdain for fools Mr. B looked upon fools with detached bemusement Mr. C tried his best to ignore the existence of fools altogether Mr. D bade fools to rise out of fo...

January 11, 2017

112 in idea barrages

1.) Throws open the doors of Heisenberg High School: “WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?” A bystander yells back “I’M NOT SURE!” 2.) Whenever facebook says “such-and-such was live”, I always want to wistfully...

Tramontane is on a corner off the 5-8-12 there’s been construction there since before there were roads each week they change which way the detours go it’s worth the work, you know ...

January 10, 2017

111 in idea barrages

1.) Jesus always got away with leaving the door open. “What, were you born in a barn?” is not so effective when your answer is “YES”. 2.) After every clean colonoscopy, you should get to throw a ...

January 09, 2017

janx in idea barrages

1.) It’s the height of arrogance to believe things happen “for a reason” to teach you but without it, it’s hard to function in society at all. 2.) dear facebook memories, please stop remindin...

January 09, 2017

jan9 in idea barrages

1.) “Prilosec Omeprazole, NPR Boston” 2.) It was just as he feared, after years of fraternity keg stands, he’d finally torn his brotator cuff. 3.) Tell people your Potterverse House is Puffn...

January 07, 2017

jan8 in idea barrages

1.) Far less popular was the sequel about alien patissiers, SPACE EXTRUDERS. 2.) The failure of the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN film denied us a LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENITALS porn parody...

January 07, 2017

jan7 in idea barrages

1.) A viable alternate title to TWILIGHT would be DUNCES (WITH WOLVES). 2.) Gumby’s overly clean-cut storylines spared us of the episode where his mother discovers his stash of CLAYBOYS. 3.) I ho...

January 06, 2017

jan6 in idea barrages

1.) “Temporary profile pictures”, facebook? On a cosmic scale, that’s the only kind. 2.) Trying to win a ground war on horseback these days is a tankless job. 3.) Biologically, we’re no smarter t...

January 05, 2017

exit 31 in poetry

the pretty brunette who works at the toll booth sometimes she thinks that I’m flirting with her she thinks so, I know it there’s an amused but dismissive laugh when I say “thank you, ha...

January 04, 2017

jan5 in idea barrages

1.) My recurring dreams are starting to cross over, cameo in each other, blur into a “cinematic universe” of my nightmares, it’s unsettling. 2.) The crowning achievement for the porn-parody indus...

January 03, 2017

jan4 in idea barrages

1.) If you find the works of Cronenberg erotic, that’s just bawdy horror. 2.) Secretly, honey badger cared a lot. Honey badger cared too much and tried to hide behind a protective facade of don’t...

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